Authors Note: Its AU Futurefic. Have no Fear! Lana's not so much here! I know it may seem to be a Clark/Lana
but it will not end up that way! What do you take me for? a traitor? C/C 4ever! :)
Ch.1: Please
"Please?"
"No."
"Pleassssse?"
"Nah uh."
"Pretty Pretty Please?"
"For the last time, No!"
The blonde cocked her head, "Why not?"
"Because its not traditional, ok?"
Chloe sighed, "Come on, Clark please? I wanna be part of this."
"Then go to Lana's wedding shower."
"Right," she made a face, "because you know how much I'd looove hanging out with
the Lana Fan Club."
"Chloe."
"Sorry." she held up her hand in mock surrender, "but Im your best friend, right?"
Clark sighed. When Chloe was debating, nothing could shut her up except an
admittance that she was infact right. Might as well get it over with, "Yeah, so?"
"Well isnt your best friend supposed to be at this last chance for freedom?"
Clark frowned, "Yeah. Your GUY best friend!"
"Details, details."
"Chloe, Im saying no. For the last time, you may not and will not be at my bachelor
party, clear?"
"Crystal." she smirked, "I still wanna know what the big deal is about me going."
Clark groaned, "You'd make me nervous, alright? I couldnt enjoy myself because
your a girl."
"Glad to see you acknowledge it," she scoffed.
"What?" Clarks eyes widened, "Of course youre a girl, I mean, youre..uh...you have...
and...um..." he blushed.
Chloe put her hands on her hips, "I have what?" she looked down, "Oh. Oh well duh.
Where were you in high school sex ed?"
"That was years ago."
"So you forget what..."
Clark clamped a hand over her mouth, "Chloe!!"
She licked his hand and he moved it away in disgust, "You know, if you blush at
this, Im really curious to see the honeymoon."
"Chloe!!"
"Oh ok, Im stopping. But I still really wanna go to the party."
"No. Way."
"Oh Fuck you!" she plopped down in a chair and crossed her arms, pretending to
be angry and pouting, "Whats to stop me from just showing up?"
"Dont you even dare! I mean it, Chlo!"
"Well, I cant promise you anything."
"Youre gunna have to."
"Sooo," she changed the subject aprubtly which she was known to do quite often,
"Who's throwing this shinding, anyways?"
Clark grinned, "Lex."
"Oh so they'll be guy strippers too then." she raised an eyebrow.
"Chloe!...well, maybe I dont know, if Lex wants," he paused, "Lex isnt gay."
The blonde shrugged, "Sure he isnt."
She didnt sound all that convinced but the debate on Lex Luthor's sexual
preference was soon ended by Chloes extremely devious smirk. He should have known better
but he asked anyways.
"What?"
She stood up to face him, "What say we make a deal. Ill go to Lana's shower, if you let me come to the
bachelor party."
"Thats not fair. Lana doesnt have very many friends and it'd be a good deed for you
to go whereas me bringing you to a strip club is a very bad deed."
"You think Ive never been to one before?" she winked.
Clark gasped, "You....in a strip club?..."
"Yeah. You know I am human. I do get horn-"
"Ok ok. Overshare." he interrupted her.
"Sorry", she didnt look sorry, "Look, do we have a deal?"
Clark sighed. Lana better appreciate this, "Alright fine but I swear if you do anything
remotely...Pete-like."
"Relax, " she punched him lightly on the arm, "Ill save my Demi Moore impression for
another night."
"Chloe!!!!" He screamed but she had already left.
"I have a bad feeling about this."
but it will not end up that way! What do you take me for? a traitor? C/C 4ever! :)
Ch.1: Please
"Please?"
"No."
"Pleassssse?"
"Nah uh."
"Pretty Pretty Please?"
"For the last time, No!"
The blonde cocked her head, "Why not?"
"Because its not traditional, ok?"
Chloe sighed, "Come on, Clark please? I wanna be part of this."
"Then go to Lana's wedding shower."
"Right," she made a face, "because you know how much I'd looove hanging out with
the Lana Fan Club."
"Chloe."
"Sorry." she held up her hand in mock surrender, "but Im your best friend, right?"
Clark sighed. When Chloe was debating, nothing could shut her up except an
admittance that she was infact right. Might as well get it over with, "Yeah, so?"
"Well isnt your best friend supposed to be at this last chance for freedom?"
Clark frowned, "Yeah. Your GUY best friend!"
"Details, details."
"Chloe, Im saying no. For the last time, you may not and will not be at my bachelor
party, clear?"
"Crystal." she smirked, "I still wanna know what the big deal is about me going."
Clark groaned, "You'd make me nervous, alright? I couldnt enjoy myself because
your a girl."
"Glad to see you acknowledge it," she scoffed.
"What?" Clarks eyes widened, "Of course youre a girl, I mean, youre..uh...you have...
and...um..." he blushed.
Chloe put her hands on her hips, "I have what?" she looked down, "Oh. Oh well duh.
Where were you in high school sex ed?"
"That was years ago."
"So you forget what..."
Clark clamped a hand over her mouth, "Chloe!!"
She licked his hand and he moved it away in disgust, "You know, if you blush at
this, Im really curious to see the honeymoon."
"Chloe!!"
"Oh ok, Im stopping. But I still really wanna go to the party."
"No. Way."
"Oh Fuck you!" she plopped down in a chair and crossed her arms, pretending to
be angry and pouting, "Whats to stop me from just showing up?"
"Dont you even dare! I mean it, Chlo!"
"Well, I cant promise you anything."
"Youre gunna have to."
"Sooo," she changed the subject aprubtly which she was known to do quite often,
"Who's throwing this shinding, anyways?"
Clark grinned, "Lex."
"Oh so they'll be guy strippers too then." she raised an eyebrow.
"Chloe!...well, maybe I dont know, if Lex wants," he paused, "Lex isnt gay."
The blonde shrugged, "Sure he isnt."
She didnt sound all that convinced but the debate on Lex Luthor's sexual
preference was soon ended by Chloes extremely devious smirk. He should have known better
but he asked anyways.
"What?"
She stood up to face him, "What say we make a deal. Ill go to Lana's shower, if you let me come to the
bachelor party."
"Thats not fair. Lana doesnt have very many friends and it'd be a good deed for you
to go whereas me bringing you to a strip club is a very bad deed."
"You think Ive never been to one before?" she winked.
Clark gasped, "You....in a strip club?..."
"Yeah. You know I am human. I do get horn-"
"Ok ok. Overshare." he interrupted her.
"Sorry", she didnt look sorry, "Look, do we have a deal?"
Clark sighed. Lana better appreciate this, "Alright fine but I swear if you do anything
remotely...Pete-like."
"Relax, " she punched him lightly on the arm, "Ill save my Demi Moore impression for
another night."
"Chloe!!!!" He screamed but she had already left.
"I have a bad feeling about this."
