Breaking the Cycle of crazy girlfriends
When I first started writing this it was gonna be a one-shot, but this is gonna be a multi-chapter and pretty lengthy story. I just couldn't stop writing and then this idea popped up in my head. Instead of this being purely romantic this will be more like a boondocks episode. That doesn't mean no romance. It just means its not the center of the story. Still debating on whether or not to drag Cindy and Caesar in this too. Hmm. I have so many ideas for this story. I'm so excited! Hehe. There won't be an excessive amount of original MAIN characters. So without further adu...here it goes...Enjoy!
Summary: Huey and Riley have another problem with another one of Grandad's women. She's a gold-digging, lazy, Huey wanting, Jazmine hating freak. The boys seek the help of their friends to get rid of her. Not OC, older fic. Lemons. Lemons. Lemons. Beware. Romance. Lots of adventure and Drama.
"Huey!"
"No."
"Huey!"
"No."
It was early June and Summer was here. The two oldest in the room were to be juniors next year, while the younger was going to be attending his first year of high school. For now though, Jazmine was pestering Huey since her house was 'so freaking boring' as Jazmine had said, while the Freeman's house, even on its most boring day wasn't boring. Jazmine sat next to Huey on the Freeman's couch, while he tried to read a book and she whined in his ear. Riley sat on the recliner playing his game and cursing and calling the game a cheating ho.
"Huey!"
"No."
"Huey!"
"Damn man! Say yeah to that girl before I get a damn headache."
"Shut up Riley."
"Huey! Please!"
"No. Why don't you do it on yourself?"
"No!" She yelled defiantly. "It's better to do it on another person." She said this timidly, wringing her hands in her lap in a nervous-like manner.
"What her big-headed ass wantchu to do?"
"I wanna play with Huey's-"
"Don't even say it because it's not gonna happen."
"Ughh! Yall some freaks! Aye Grandad! Huey and Jazmine trying to freak each other in the house!"
Huey, with his stone face, looked at Riley for two seconds before saying, "Riley. Shut your dumb-ass up."
In two seconds, Grandad was yelling down the stairs, " What boy! Huey you better not bring no babies in my house! I'll kick your revolutionary ass on your revolutionary ass! Now come up here and get these condoms boy!"
Jazmine gasped, Huey sighed, and Riley snickered.
"Grandad we're not having sex. Riley is just trying to get me into trouble!" Huey then threw a pillow and aimed it at Riley's game controller and it fell to the ground.
"Aye Nigga! Look what you did! Now I'm bout to lose! Maaaaaan! I'm sick of your hating ass, hating on a nigga for trying to win. What? You mad Young Reezy gon' be a winner. Yeah I'mma see you when I'm at the finish line and you gon be all mad like man I wish I never hated on my brother so much and then I'mma be shining ..."
Though Huey was two years older than Riley, Riley thought that he was the older brother. The fourteen-year-old was rambling on and on about how Huey was a hater and blah blah blah blah. Riley had grown out of his whole I-wanna-be-a-gangster phase just a little bit. Well, let's just say he wasn't as vocal about it anymore. He could be smart when he wanted to be but sometimes his logic was messed up. He was taller about 5'9 and didn't have the voice of a little kid anymore. He still played basketball a lot so he was pretty muscular due to his training. Not as muscular as his brother, but he wasn't scrawny. He finally realized that having talent alone won't get you nowhere. So when he went to the gym he was hard at work. Since he was a freshman he was gonna try out for the team at Wunclear High.
Jazmine leaned into Huey and spoke, "Huey, if-"
"Jazmine. Stop trying to bribe me. I'm not letting you do it."
"But-"
"No. No. and no." He dragged out the 'and' in his statement, while his eyes never left the page of his book.
"Fine then." Jazmine sat there staring at the side of Huey's head and pouted.
Sometimes having a girl for a best friend was kind of annoying. So now Riley was sitting there pouting about how he was never gonna get that far again and Jazmine was pouting about the mysterious thing she asked of Huey of which he denied her.
Wow. I sure know how to cheer up a room. Anyways, this summer in a few weeks I'm gonna go to a martial arts training camp. It costs a lot of money, but grandad said it was better than me staying in Woodcrest being a domestic terrorist. Also, Jazmine was going with me. At first her parents didn't want her to do it, but she convinced Tom that this would protect her against anyone that tried to anally rape her. He vehemently agreed. Anyways, until then I continued reading my book in peace and quiet until she showed up. I could sense her before she knocked. Well, okay, I saw her shadow in the window. But I still saw her coming. The doorbell rang and neither Riley or me bothered to answer. Neither of us could stand her.
Jazmine got up and walked towards the door. Riley snapped his head up.
"Man, Jazmine, no! Don't let that bitch in! Can't stand her ass! Freeloading, perverted, scandalous ass hoe!"
"What? But...she's ringing the doorbell, and she saw me walk over here and your Grandad's car is in the driveway so she knows someone is-"
Huey spoke up from behind his book.
"Might as well let her in. She'll get in eventually."
"Like roaches. Them mufuckas always find a way to get in. Just like that bitch. Tired of Grandad and these internet hoes. It's not a good look. You'd think he would learn from that crazy killer kung fu wolf bitch Luna. God rest her crazy, psychotic ass soul."
Sometimes, Huey wondered, why can't Grandad settle down with someone his own age? These girls who are 40 years younger than him usually want one thing: money and someone to take care of them so they don't have to work or do nothing. Just like that lazy ho Cristal.
Jazmine opened the door and in walked in the 5'10 with heels, Heather. She wasn't just Grandad's date. Oh no. She was Grandad's girlfriend. Unlike most other girls who come here, she wasn't totally insufferable...at first—There you go using gay ass words again. Man sit your bitchness down and let me tell it. Riley—Shut up Huey. Alright this ho right here be blaming shit on us making us get in trouble. Like for example, this time she broke Grandad's TV, but when Grandad came in she started crying and shit about how we was fighting and we crashed into the TV and that she was scared and shit. She lied and said I crashed the car, when I was nowhere near Dorothy. Man he laid his long, hard belt he call Anaconda, upon my ass so many times—no homo—that I was sore—no homo. Then she drank up all Grandad's Orange Juice and blamed it on me. She be eating up all our food and shit and be spending all Grandad's money up. The worst thing about her was how she hit on Huey all the time. She would sit as close as possible next to Huey with her titties and shit all up on him. Talking bout she know he gotta big dick. Man, that hoe is a freak. And that freak ho gosta go.
"Hey guys! I'm so glad to see you!"
She sauntered right past Jazmine and ran towards Huey and Riley. She hugged Huey a minute too long, while he tried to pull away the entire time. She then hugged Riley, who frowned but didn't pull back.
The fact that she was so attracted to Huey was not surprising. He was tall—about 6'2 already. Since he was training to be a Martial Arts master, he constantly worked out giving him muscles everywhere and a six pack. His facial features had become more pronounced, such as his jawline. His afro had gotten slightly bigger and combined with his mysterious, cold demeanor and deep, smooth voice he was very very attractive.
Jazmine though, had become more and more like the female Huey over the years. She wasn't very tall she was about 5'6 and she had obviously inherited her black genes. Over the years, she had trained with Huey. Of course, a student is never greater than their master but Huey knew that Jazmine could easily defend herself if needed. Jazmine had taken to calling him Sensei.(I hope that's right) Training with Huey has really done justice to her body though. She had a stomach to die for, hips for days, ample breasts and as Riley said once 'a nice ass'. Her huge afro was, instead of down in two ponytails, was just in one big blond puff. She had taken to makeup quite a bit. While she didn't wear much everyday she wore the basic. Mascara, the occasional eyeliner, and pink lip gloss. Her green eyes still shone brightly and innocently, but over the years she had definitely become more outspoken. Once she kicked this stuck up white girl in the face for calling Riley a "ghetto monkey". While she is not as into politics and a crusader for African American rights like Huey she didn't like racists and prejudiced people as much as he didn't. She still maintained some of the beliefs that her younger self believed. She loved all people of all races, gender, ages, religion and sexual orientation. She had really turned out to be a beautiful, intelligent young woman. This didn't go unnoticed to Huey.
This was very apparent to Heather also, who regarded the girl with a frown on her face. Her voice sounded a tad bit less excited than before when she said, "And who might this be?"
Jazmine reached out her hand and said in a slightly cheery voice, since she didn't want to be rude, "My name is Jazmine Dubois. I'm Huey's friend."
"Oh you're Huey's friend, huh? Well I'm Heather. Robert's girlfriend." She shook Jazmine's hand a little too tightly and Jazmine with her impeccable strength returned it making Heather wince just a little.
'I thought this was a male thing', Jazmine thought.
"Damn," Riley whispered to Huey, "She told her she was your friend now we gotta kill her before she kills Jazmine."
"Oh. You're Mr. Freeman's girlfriend. Well it's nice to meet you."
"You too." Heather said in a false cheery voice. Heather was a beautiful brown-skinned woman. Jazmine looked at her jet black hair that cascaded over her shoulders and was curled meticulously. Though Jazmine loved her afro puff, she still envied those who had tame and easy to comb hair. Relaxers and flat irons just didn't work as well as it did on other women's hair for Jazmine.
"Well. I better go upstairs and see my boo, Robbie." She walked up the stairs and as she was going up winked at Huey, who was waiting for her to leave. He inwardly cringed. All this didn't go unnoticed by Jazmine, though.
"Did she just wink at you?"
Huey sighed, while Riley popped up.
"Man I hope that hoe ain't staying the weekend! Can't stand her. Man, Huey we gotta get rid of her."
"I know."
"What's wrong with her?"
"Man that hoe be eating up our shit, breaking shit then lying on us trying to get Grandad to hate us with all that fake crying and shit. And worst of all," Riley changed from his angry scowl and snickered, "She wanna fuuuuuuck Hueeyyy." Riley started to crack up laughing on the floor.
Jazmine gasped. Huey just glared at Riley laughing on the floor.
"No she doesn't. She's just trying to mess with me."
"She wanna mess with you alright. All up in her guts. Bwahahahaa." Riley continued to laugh, Jazmine started to giggle too.
"Why are you laughing?" Huey raised that infamous eyebrow.
She shrugged her shoulders.
"Riley's laugh is contagious and plus this scenario is pretty funny."
"Ain't nothing funny about it."
"Aye Jazmine! You think that wink was something?Watch how that hoe act at dinnertime. She be having Huey looking all uncomfortable like he bout ta shit on himself like Ed."
Huey gave him the death glare and had a look in his eyes that said 'I have a sword and I'm not afraid to use it'.
Riley stopped laughing.
"Naw but on the real though we need to get that hoe up outta here. Anybody got any ideas about how to get this bitch to go?"
They thought for a few seconds.
"Nope."
"I got nothing."
It was really quiet for about two minutes.
"Yo. On the real though, what Jazmine wanted to do to you? No homo."
Riley. Riley. Riley. Boy, when will you learn that everything is not homo. You know I try to write in proper English but for a character like Riley its damn near impossible. Don't you just hate Heather already... lol Also if you really want to know what Jazmine wanted to do to Huey you can ask and I'll put it in the next next chapter which is already finished...Anyways...Review please...before I get Riley to smack yo hating ass. Next Chapter is the dinner plus Caesar, Cindy, whoever and whatever event I throw up in there. Next Chapters will be longer too...
