I do not own this song it is owned by Rihanna's record label, I also don't own some of the characters in this song parody Stephenie Meyer does...glad I got that out of my system.
In Forks you always need an Umbrella(parody of Rihanna's song Umbrella)
I live in Forks,
And it's pretty boring,
But there's the Cullens,
Who are crazy.
They have pale skin,
And drive shiny cars,
And they're all loners,
But I still love them.
Becauseā¦
When the sun shines, they all go camping,
I mean that's pretty cool,
Tried it out on my parents,
but they said no way so I gave in.
Now that it's raining more than ever,
But I suppose that's normal weather,
Cos' in Washington State,
You always need an umbrella.
(Ella ella, eh eh eh)
I need an umbrella
(Ella ella, eh eh eh)
I need an umbrella
(Ella ella, eh eh eh)
I need an umbrella
(Ella ella, eh eh eh, eh eh eh)
So let me explain about the Cullens,
They are pretty weird, to say the least,
I mean they're all freaky,
And they smell funky,
But they do have a Volvo which makes them show-offs,
Becauseā¦
When the sun shines, they all go camping,
I mean that's pretty cool,
Tried it out on my parents
but they said no way so I gave in
Now that it's raining more than ever
But I suppose that's normal weather,
Cos' in Washington State,,
You always need an umbrella.
(Ella ella, eh eh eh)
I need an umbrella
(Ella ella, eh eh eh)
I need an umbrella
(Ella ella, eh eh eh)
I need an umbrella
(Ella ella, eh eh eh, eh eh eh)
Edward is really sexy
But he won't go out with me
So I'm gonna kidnap him
I think it's a good plan
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because
When the sun shines, they all go camping,
I mean that's pretty cool,
Tried it out on my parents
but they said no way so I gave in
Now that it's raining more than ever
But I suppose that's normal weather,
Cos' in Washington State,
You always need an umbrella.
(Ella ella, eh eh eh)
I need an umbrella
(Ella ella, eh eh eh)
I need an umbrella
(Ella ella, eh eh eh)
I need an umbrella
(Ella ella, eh eh eh, eh eh eh)
It's raining
Ooh baby it's raining
Come visit Forks
We have the Cullens!!
It's raining
Ooh baby it's raining
The sun will come out today
I'm gonna pray
It's pouring rain
It's pouring rain
OMG a Volvo!!
Edward stop here!
A/N
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