This is just a fun little story I did because I was bored. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I am not Stephanie Meyer and therefore I don't own twilight!
RPOV
"Aw Rosie, can't I come with?" I looked at his longing face. I hated to deny him but this was not about him – it was about Bella. I shook my head
"I'm sorry Em. I promised Alice."
"But I just want to see her face when you explain how to use that." he nodded to the brand new sex toy I was about to put into a box. I smiled briefly – it would be fun to watch, I wavered and heard a shout from upstairs
"NO, NO, ABSOLUTLY NOT." a second later a furious pixie was standing in our doorway.
"Rose, we agreed, this is a girl's discussion. I want Bella to benefit from this, not be too embarrassed to pay attention"
"She'll benefit if I'm there!" Emmett responded indignantly. He leapt up, wrapping an arm around my waist and pulling me onto the bed before I would even workout what had happened.
"We could even give her a demo on the more complicated concepts." he bent down to kiss me, running his hands down my thighs. I giggled.
Alice watched us as I gave her a pointed look. "Fine, you have five minutes." she said, resigned, before disappearing out the door.
"I can do five." he whispered in my ear, already tearing off my clothes.
Sure enough - five minutes later Alice and I were downstairs. I had a box of Bellas very own versions of Emmett's and my favourite toys and Alice had something that looked suspiciously like a bag of clothing. Trust Alice to involve clothes. I shook my head.
"I thought you didn't want to scare her." I hissed as we made our way to the cottage
"Like what you have in there won't." She retorted, eyeing the box in my hands.
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Alice had approached me three days ago with her brilliant scheme. She had, much to my amazement, been seeing snippets of Bella and Edward together always doing the same thing. So she had decided to stage a "sex intervention" as she called it and wanted to know if I'd be in. I agreed – like Emmett had said earlier, Bella's face when she found out would be hilarious. So for the last few days Alice and I had covertly been making up a collection of items for them to spice things up.
I am not sure how Edward did not find out. I secretly suspected he knew and was just letting us get on with it anyway – I mean, it was for his benefit too.
We knew Bella would be alone today because Edward had taken Nessie up to Canada to teach her about alternative hunting methods.
As we neared the hut I could feel the anticipation building – this would be fun!
It's short, I know.
Let me know if I should add a chapter showing their conversation – if so I need ideas! Especially what Rose had hidden in her box! Also any outrageous sex stories for Rose (or Alice) to share.
Please review – it'll make my day!!!
Stargirl888
