Surprise! This is a story that has been flittering around in my head. This is just a teaser chapter really. I honestly don't know much about what I want to do. I have an outline, but those never go the way I want. But there is one so that's better than nothing. It will be a Kaka/FemNaru/Sasu. Bc really I don't think there are enough of them in a threesome. (Is there even one?) I got the inspiration for this from reading a Yaoi Kaka/Naru. That story is, Things Just Ain't the Same When the Hunter Gets Captured by the Game, by barspoon. I never actually finished reading it, but there was a chapter that I was like huh that'd be a great FemNaru. And thus my head started to spin. So it might have some similarities to that story, but my plan is to spin it off in a darker way. Really I have no summary or title for this yet, which I will get around to doing. Anyway hope ya'll enjoy this.


The sun shone brightly through the slightly open window landing on a dark haired male. The intensity of the rays caused a fitful moan to escape as he rolled to his right. Reaching up he scratched his bare chest before fully rolling over to lay on his stomach, left leg bent.

A thin tan hand slid over the male's back before the soft skin of another body finally settled into his right side. His foggy mind had yet to realize what that meant, until a cold and much larger hand made its way between him, and said soft body.

Black eyes flew open as the young man threw himself out of sleep, and off the bed. Muttering curses to himself he looked around the room.

Why is it so fucking bright? he reached up to shade his eyes. God, my head pounds. What happened last night?

Reaching up to grasp the side table Sasuke shakily pulled himself up to his feet and nearly fell again. There lying on his bed was a naked blonde woman, and an equally naked silver haired man curled around her.

His eyes widened and he looked down at himself. Oh my... FUCK! The sound of a soft mewl had him looking back at the woman in his bed only to be met with the treasured dojutsu of his ancestors.


Kakashi ignored the thump in his room. His chakra hadn't flared so he knew instinctively that he wasn't in any danger. The only danger he could feel at that moment was the aching drumming behind his eyes. Not quite wanting to get up yet he tightened his grip on his pillow and dragged it closer. He never expected the mewl that came from said pillow and opened his eyes.

Half of his vision was filled with blonde hair, and the other half was of his naked former student.

Cautiously he rose to look down at the blonde. Finding her still asleep, he looked over his state of dress.

Naked. Just like the other two.

Glancing up to look at Sasuke he opened his mouth to speak, but was interrupted by a groan and the blonde shifting into him seeking the warmth she just lost. Her thin hand grazing his lower abdomen as she wound it around him to pull him closer.

That slight grazing of her nails across his stomach caused his already hardened member to perk up harder.

"Really?" He heard scoffed in his direction. Looking back at the other man he just shrugged his shoulders.

"What happened?" he questioned and took a quick gaze at his surroundings, and noting he wasn't in his own bed like he thought he had been.

"If I have to explain it to you, you weren't paying enough attention to that book you read."

Kakashi shot him a dirty look. "So you remember?" he asked.

"No. I can just pick up on visual clues."

The older man was really not in the mood for his subordinate's mouth. Untangling himself from the blonde on the bed he slid off the left side. Standing, he looked around his side to see if he could find his clothes somewhere, but was drawn back to look over at the blonde as she moaned again.


Naruto's first brush with wakefulness came when the warm pillow she was laying on disappeared. When the second pillow on her back vanished she knew she must follow it if she was to maintain a peaceful slumber.

But, that didn't last long either and once again she found herself waking up and cold. Not finding her normal comforter to pull back over herself she resigned her fate to getting up.

Rolling on her back she stretched her arms over her head, bent her knees, and arched her back. She moaned at the feeling of her tense back muscles undoing themselves, before letting out a yawn and sitting up. Moving her feet so that her knees rested on the bed, and her heels touched her butt she rubbed the sleep from her eyes.

Blinking open blue eyes, she looked to her left to check her alarm clock only to stare into the mismatched eyes of her very naked sensei. "Eh!" she screeched as she scrambled to the right side of the bed, but misjudged the distance and landed with her back on the floor.

Opening her eyes once again, she was met with an upside down naked Sasuke nearly standing over top of her. Again she screamed and crab walked backwards to hit the wall. "What? What?!" she screeched over and over while looking back and forth between the two.

"I... I..." she started, but couldn't form the thoughts correctly in her head. Closing her eyes she lunged forward grasping for anything to cover herself with. Finding nothing, she panicked and tapped into the Kyuubi's power to shushin out in a fiery flash.

Blinking rapidly at her sudden departure Kakashi finished picking up his clothes before teleporting back home in a swirl of leaves.

Sasuke sighed as he sat down on the edge on his bed. Rubbing his hands over his face, he wondered just what had happened the night before.


As soon as Naruto's feet touched the familiar carpet of her bedroom she raced into her shower. Turning on the water as hot as she could stand she jumped in. What did I do? What did we do! She repeated over and over.

The night before was a haze, and no matter how she tried to remember it wasn't coming to her. So she ran through what she did remember. She had woken up that day feeling a little warm. Her head had been fuzzy, and her limbs moved sluggishly. So she got up and took a shower and felt a bit better. She spent the afternoon training by herself, and then came home for another shower. She was to meet the girls at a local bar to have dinner and chitchat.

That was all very clear in her mind. While the girls were having their get together the males of their age group had been in another part of the bar getting drunk. She remembered talking to Sasuke while getting a beer at the counter, and turned around to run right into Kakashi. He had been there with the older shinobi crowd.

This was typical for everyone to do on a Saturday night. If you weren't on a mission you were drinking with your buddies in a bar. Most of the time everyone mingled together, but there were certain times of the month when the girls just wanted a girls only night.

So she remembered seeing Sasuke, and running literally into Kakashi, but that was it. What happened after that? Her mind was just blank. She knew this wasn't some alcoholic blackout. She couldn't get that drunk, Kurama wouldn't let her, so what was it? A genjutsu? She's not that great a recognizing genjutsu but her head doesn't have that frothy feeling she gets when she's been put in a genjutsu. So what is it?

Naruto was about to delve farther into her mind to ask the fox when she heard a tapping on her bathroom door. "Who is it?" she called tentatively. Hoping that one of the two men she'd awoken to this morning hadn't followed her home.

"Neko." she sighed in relief at the plain answer. "Tsunade-sama requests your presence in her office immediately." With that she felt the slight flux of chakra as the ANBU teleported from her room.

Pushing everything to the back of her mind she quickly got out and readied herself before making her way to the Hokage's office.


Senju Tsunade studied her favorite blonde as she fidgeted in her seat. The young girl was unusually restless and kept glancing around in different directions, hands clenching and unclenching in her lap, nodding every so often. Growing tired of her distracted demeanor the elder picked up a pencil and flung it at the girl.

"Ack!" The blonde cried out. "Oi Baba what was that for? You could have put at eye out or something!"

The woman just waved her hand through the air. "And if that'd have happened I could have just fixed it. I'm not a medic nin for nothing. On top of the I'm the Hokage, brat, I'm pretty sure I can aim a pencil at you without causing damage." She rolled her eyes. " I called you in here for a reason, and you haven't heard a damn thing I've said."

Leaning forward she smirked at the young girl. "So, what's got your panties in a bunch? Do something you regret last night." She had meant it as a joke, but the widening of the younger girl's eyes and the slight fear in them made her pause. "Naruto? Did something happen last night?"

Not knowing how to answer because really "I woke up naked in a bed with Kakashi-sensei and the Teme" was not what she wanted to say. Ever. So she frantically shook her head, which of course made Tsunade even more curious.

Sighing she just said, "You know you can tell me anything right? I won't judge you. Just know I am always her for you." Naruto smiled, her eyes so full of trust, and nodded at her surrogate mother. "Good. Now as I was saying I have a mission for you."


Hehe I love the beginning to this. Their confusion makes me chuckle. Anyway, review let me know what you think. I hope the next chapter I write is for Because I was Selfish because it needs finished up. Have a great day!

Envy