A/N;::: I am sooo board. I didn't go to bed until 5 oclock in the morning. When I woke up it was 7:00 PM! I fail at life...

"What the FUCK are you doing McCormick?" Craigs golden eye widened when he walked into his room and saw his boyfriend of 6 months doing...something.

"..."

"Did you just orgasm? On my bed?" the raven haired teen face-palmed at his horny blonde lovers actions.

"No?" Kenny stood up really fast and pulled his pants up. "Ok. Craig. I can explain."

"Can you?" he arched his eyebrow and waited for a response.

"Yes. Ya see, I was horny-"

"Whats new?" Craig rolled his eyes.

"So I decided to just wait it out-"

"Does 'wait it out' mean jack off on your boyfriends bed?"

"JUST LEMME FINISH! Ok, so then I fell asleep and when I woke up my hand was down my pants." Kenny 'hmmpfed' matter-of-factly.

"Ok. Fine I believe you. It probably wouldn't be the first time either." Craig crossed his arms. "So."

"So?" Kennys eyes widened. Kenny was a little worried that Craig would kick him out for the night.

"Can you explain why you have another boner?" He smirked.

Kenny looked down with wide eyes. "I don't think I can."

A/N::: Tee~Hee! Kenny you hornball!