Title- Insanity
Summery- L suspects an extremely bored Light therefore invites him in to a private study in which no one can enter. Slight hint in Shounen-Ai
In a private study in Japan
L's thoughts- Italics
Light's thoughts- Bold Italics
"I'm L So I suspect that you're Kira" L accused while eating his usual sweets.
"Would be kind enough to define Kira?" Just pretend, Just pretend I'm hyper today.
L tried to explain" Well Kira is a criminal killer.." only to be cut off by Light jumping on Ryuzaki while shouting "OMG where? I don't want to die! Hold me!"
"Get off…"
"Will you be my friend L-Chan?"
"Uhmmmm"
"Yay, you're the best friend I've ever had." Light said with a huge smile on his face then exclaimed "We should so like go watch movies and have fun!"
What the heck is this guy…L was rather thrown off.
Only L would see my insane side of acting, I will become god.
He's trying to make me thing he's stupid meaning that he in fact is Kira
L's probably thinking that I'm pretending to be stupid meaning that I'm Kira, I'll have to plan a few things to catch him off guard.
" So you are Kira huh?" L tried to catch Light off-guard only to be responded with
"OMG you think I would kill… I thought you were my friend"
Light looked like he was practically crying
"…"
"OMG I totally love you" Light attempted to tackle L who dodged away
"…" L continued and snapped back to reality "As I was saying, I'll handcuff you so that I could watch your every move"
" OMG you totally love me too."
"Will you be my girlfriend" Light asked innocently
"… I'm a guy"
"OMG you're so incredibly cute."
WTF he actually made me blush
I don't think this is enough to fool him though. But people will think I love him anyways being chained to him.
Humm so Kira is a world pro actor? This'll be hard to find evidence to. I wonder how long he can keep up the act.
" Come play tennis with me right now." L ordered
"OKAY we'll make a nice double's team, I LOVE YOU" the hyper boy responded enthusiastically.
"I meant I'm going to play against you" This is rather irritating….
"NO!!!!! I won't let you unchain the handcuffs"
Is this guy for real?
"Let's travel around the world and stuff."
If I give Ryuk Millions and Millions of apples, He'll agree to take care of the things here.
OKAY THIS GUY IS DEFINITELY NOT KIRA, BUT I WANT TO KEEP HIM HERE WITH ME, WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS GUY JUST TURN ME STUPID?????????????????????????????????????
"I have to go and never see you again Light-kun" Sigh I doubt that'll get rid of him…
"Why??????? I thought you are my friend, I love you" He cries "how could you leave me, no you can't I won't let you unhand cuff these!!! At least take me with you!"
"You would be of no help or use to me you're too stupid" I just want rid of him…
"If I'm stupid than the whole Japan is stupid, I'm still the number one student in Japan" he huffed.
!! He may seem stupid but he's really quite intelligent, Kira's a strange person
"I just thought of something, you're so lucky you get me all to yourself, I love you"
Light pondered for a sec and "OMG what kind of name is L? That's just so stupid"
Did he just say L is idiotic?
"I'm a legendary detective out to find Kira, L's just a nickname" then come an odd uncharacteristic "well it's not really a nickname but whatever"
It's almost as if a light bulb popped up on Light's head "OMG In other words you're name is Kira, OMG I can't believe I love you Kira! You care so much about your reputation that you wouldn't want a bad name for your name!"
This guy……. He is good at detecting strange conclusions.
L faked a smile "Yes my name is Kira, so I must find THE Kira so my name won't become tainted."
I wonder how he'll react.
"I help you in any way I can" the high school student answered seriously.
"That's not necessary"
"Don't risk yourself for something so stupid like this! I would never forgive myself if you die! If you do at least take me with you" Light was almost crying as if his heart really shattered in to a trillion pieces.
That should fool him
Since I lied, he's caught me in a stupid situation, which is making me a retard
It's obvious his name is not Kira but his reaction is so blank, it's quite entertaining I must say..
"Do you hate me so much that you must leave me" He whimpered
"I…"
"Well Fine!" He pretended to faint.
It's very possible that this guy is Kira… No I want to know if he's Kira or not, even if he is I won't tell or kill him, just simply have him to stop killing. Wait since when do I go easy on a criminal? Doesn't matter this guy is probably not Kira anyways
Wow I really am bored to go to such extent, good thing no one is here.
'This is Interesting' Ryuk thought
A/N: This is purely written for entertainment xD
Currently debating on to continue this or not~ Hope you enjoyed reading and thank you for reading *bows* Reviews would be appreciated. Have fun with life? :p
Written somewhere between January 7, 2008 and June 14, 2008.
