A/N: Heyyyyy there this is my first thing so don't judge the cringe. Also I don't own Portal or Grisha stuff... so yeah... enjoy!

Well here we are again

I mean... it's such a pleasure

'Member how you proposed to my girl twice?

Oh but you still advance

Expect me to be happy

Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice

You want this tracker, take him

That's what I'm counting on

But if you come near Alina

*snaps*

That's how fast you will be gone

She is nothing like you

She was just a lonely orphan

Now she's a powerful sun summoner too

One day I woke her up

(I'm a human amplifier)

It's such a shame the same will never happen to you

You're just a lowly human

That's what I'm counting on

You depend on Alina

She is not one of your pawns

*fast forward*

Thanks for everything my friend

Oh, did you think I meant you?

I meant the Darkling, how he made you go mad

Yeah, you can be replaced

We did't need a spoiled royal

Maybe now you're a monster she'll stop feeling so bad

Go make some new disaster

That's what I'm counting on

You're someone else's problem

I'm just glad you're finally gone

*fast forward, shows demon Nikolai giving Alina ring*

How I wish that you were gone...

*fast forward, shows him falling from sky and then facing Mal*

I didn't really want you gone...?