In which Levy is fucking done with this bullshit.

What am I even doing with my life anymore. *sighs* welp, here, have a small Levy crack fic based off of a song parody :)

At a glance it was harmless

Told myself that I had this

Just need some translations that I can work off of

Levy grinned as she set up her translation station. Silly name, but it worked for her. She was getting ready to translate a song her friend Lucy was obsessed with, seeing as the blonde busty woman liked to sing the English versions of anime openings, endings and other language types of music. She was quite a hit on YouTube. Levy often worked the multilanguage songs into singable English lyrics for her friend.

Got my hands on the single

I'm filled with joy

Finally I can work on this song a little

Humming along to the song she had finally bought, Levy translated a few words in her head as she searched the internet for any official English lyrics online.

Searched throughout the net trying to get decent translations

Found a few that wouldn't do, they were abominations

Curious, I skimmed the booklet for official lyrics

Found the song, my jaws dropped, oh my god

Huffing, she was frustrated at the lack of good lyrics to edit, and gave up, deciding to search the CD booklet for the lyrics instead. What she found nearly made her scream in horror. Instead she settled for a dignified screech of, "WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK?!"

What the fuck is this?

It's all gibberish

Wait it's play on words

Yet this song still makes no sense

"Eyes-Hate-War?"

Oh my Lord

I can't take much more

Screw this song, I'm out, I'm done for now

This song's in Japanese

But wait, that's Chinese

There's some English too

Look, there's German, woop-dee-doo

Staring at the mangled mash of languages on the page gave the bluenette a headache. She immediately called Lucy. "Hello?" The familiar sweet voice answered. "LUCY WHY DO YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY?!" Levy wailed. "What?"

I give up on this

Can't save this engrish

And before you ask:

No, there's no full version

A little while later had Lucy at her friend's house, sighing as she rubbed the petite bluenette's back as she sobbed over the booklet's mashed up languages. Sure she could translate it, but it was a horrifying thing to encounter four languages on one page. Woe is Levy. Although, Lucy did sweatdrop at the upside down table that was across the room from its usual position...Levy may be small, but damn could she flip a table.

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:') hope you enjoyed-

God im a terrible writer hhhhhhhhh-