In which Levy is fucking done with this bullshit.
What am I even doing with my life anymore. *sighs* welp, here, have a small Levy crack fic based off of a song parody :)
At a glance it was harmless
Told myself that I had this
Just need some translations that I can work off of
Levy grinned as she set up her translation station. Silly name, but it worked for her. She was getting ready to translate a song her friend Lucy was obsessed with, seeing as the blonde busty woman liked to sing the English versions of anime openings, endings and other language types of music. She was quite a hit on YouTube. Levy often worked the multilanguage songs into singable English lyrics for her friend.
Got my hands on the single
I'm filled with joy
Finally I can work on this song a little
Humming along to the song she had finally bought, Levy translated a few words in her head as she searched the internet for any official English lyrics online.
Searched throughout the net trying to get decent translations
Found a few that wouldn't do, they were abominations
Curious, I skimmed the booklet for official lyrics
Found the song, my jaws dropped, oh my god
Huffing, she was frustrated at the lack of good lyrics to edit, and gave up, deciding to search the CD booklet for the lyrics instead. What she found nearly made her scream in horror. Instead she settled for a dignified screech of, "WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK?!"
What the fuck is this?
It's all gibberish
Wait it's play on words
Yet this song still makes no sense
"Eyes-Hate-War?"
Oh my Lord
I can't take much more
Screw this song, I'm out, I'm done for now
This song's in Japanese
But wait, that's Chinese
There's some English too
Look, there's German, woop-dee-doo
Staring at the mangled mash of languages on the page gave the bluenette a headache. She immediately called Lucy. "Hello?" The familiar sweet voice answered. "LUCY WHY DO YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY?!" Levy wailed. "What?"
I give up on this
Can't save this engrish
And before you ask:
No, there's no full version
A little while later had Lucy at her friend's house, sighing as she rubbed the petite bluenette's back as she sobbed over the booklet's mashed up languages. Sure she could translate it, but it was a horrifying thing to encounter four languages on one page. Woe is Levy. Although, Lucy did sweatdrop at the upside down table that was across the room from its usual position...Levy may be small, but damn could she flip a table.
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:') hope you enjoyed-
God im a terrible writer hhhhhhhhh-
