A/N: I know I shouldn't be writing a new story, but I just couldn't pass it up! It was the greatest idea ever and seriously, I think I'm hyper.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter, nor do I own the ideas formed in 'John Tucker Must Die'.
WARNINGS: Slash, loosely based on John Tucker Must Die.
Chapter 1: Draco Malfoy, the Player
It was a well-known fact that Draco Malfoy was the most popular guy in Hogwarts High. He was great at sports, good-looking, and he didn't do too badly at schoolwork. He could also have anyone he wanted. Whether it's a boy or a girl, it didn't really matter. The one problem with Draco Malfoy though, he was, to put it bluntly, a player. Of course, the three people he was dating at the time didn't know; he had it all figured out. Date people from different cliques of course! Of course, all good plans have faults; he just didn't plan ahead.
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Harry Potter stared at himself in the mirror. "Ugh, Sirius, do I really have to go to school?" He called to his godfather. Ever since his parents had died when he was young, he had lived with him.
"Yes! Now hurry up, I have to drive you to school and I don't want to be late for work!"
Harry grumbled as he attempted half-heartedly to fix his hair. It just never wanted to go down. "Screw it!" He grabbed his book bag and walked downstairs, already knowing the day wasn't going to be pleasant. Being the new kid at school was always a hassle.
He stood pouting by the door while Sirius grabbed his coat and car keys. "I'm sure you'll have a great day at school, now stop complaining."
"Not bloody likely." Harry mumbled to himself as he shuffled his way out the door.
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Draco walked through the halls, people staring girls and guys giggling as he walked by. He head held high, arms swinging and face smirking. He looked good, and he wanted people to know it. He spotted one of his latest catches, an Italian hottie by the name of Blaise Zabini. He had gelled hair, sharp features and was the biggest bottom known to man, next to Blaise's best friend Seamus of course. He walked over. "Hey babe." He said simply, capturing the mouth of the boy. Blaise grinned and wrapped his arms around the tall blonde.
"Hey Drake," Blaise smirked at Seamus, kissing the blonde again.
Draco grinned. See? It was bloody fantastic being Draco Malfoy.
Draco pulled away from the effeminate teen. "I have to go though, I have basketball practice in a bit. Have to do my best."
Blaise nodded and shooed him away with another quick kiss.
Draco sauntered through the hallways, flashing a smile once in awhile at innocent students trying to think. Ah, obviously they didn't know, the only thing they should be thinking about is him. He stopped at the locker of a red headed girl. She was tall, intelligent and was in a lot of different clubs. His second girlfriend, Ginny Weasley… "Hey red." He greeted, already starting to kiss the girl. Ginny enthusiastically participated, smirking at her group of friends.
He started walking away. "See ya later." He called.
Then, walking some more, he came across his final girlfriend. Luna Lovegood. Sure, she was pretty wacky, but she was also blonde, and hot. Why shouldn't he date her? "Hello boo-boo." He said, kissing her. Luna smiled.
"Draco! Just the person I wanted to see… I was thinking I should start a protest for…" Then he drowned her out, knowing that nodding his head and seeming interested would keep her happy enough.
"I have to go." He said, already leaving the blonde girl behind.
He had the perfect plan; they'd never know about the other.
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Harry groaned as he walked into the school, he could already feel eyes on him. Thank god they didn't watch him for too long. He wandered around the school, trying to figure out his classes, when a tall brunette girl joined him. Well…she wasn't that tall, but to him, she was. "Hi," She smiled at him. "I'm Hermione Granger; you're new, right?"
Harry nodded, blushing. He never was good when it came to confronting people. "I'm Harry Potter."
She nodded. "Do you need help finding your classes?"
He bit his lip. "Yes." He said quietly, growing more embarrassed by the second.
Hermione just laughed. "What's your first class then?" She asked.
"Um…biology."
Hermione grinned. "Cool, that's my next class too." They walked together, Hermione telling him what every classroom was, occasionally asking questions about him.
Just then, Draco walked by, sneering at Hermione, but he still managed to look great. Harry stared at the boy. "Who's that?" He asked sounding rather dazed.
Hermione huffed. "Draco Malfoy. Don't even bother with him, he's a huge player, and is such an asshole. Just because Ron, my boyfriend, isn't the richest person, he always bothers him! He's such a jerk."
Harry sighed. "Yeah, I know what kind of people you mean."
Hermione nodded at the classroom ahead. "Well, this is the class."
Harry took one look at the classroom and sighed. Today would be a long day.
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So, here Harry was, standing before his new gym teacher, listening as he told him what would be required. He ran over to the locker room, grateful to be away from the over enthusiastic teacher. He wouldn't stop talking about sports. Harry pulled on his black shorts and changed his shirt.
The Scottish teacher pointed at him when he came out. "Potter! Go with Zabini and Finnigan and help them get the supplies for today's lesson!" He almost tripped as he ran to join the two boys. Blaise snickered, already heading over to the gym doors so he could get the football supplies. The girls had the gym that day and they were playing volleyball when they walked in. Blaise was animatedly talking to Seamus about the night him and Draco shared, using hand gestures and being excruciatingly loud. Ginny, who was part of the girl's volleyball game, looked over at the Italian boy, shock evident on her features. "WHAT!" She screamed. She aimed the volleyball at the boy, hitting him in the head.
Blaise turned around to look at the girl, his mouth open in a shocked 'o'. "You did not just throw a volleyball at me!" He lifted the offending ball and threw it back at her.
Ginny huffed. "You little weirdo, Draco's dating me!"
Blaise gasped. "He is not! Draco's been dating me!"
Luna looked at the two fighting. "Now, now, I think this is a pretty stupid reason to fight. Besides, Draco is dating me."
"NO HE'S NOT!" Blaise and Ginny screamed. Harry looked at the three fighting girls and boy.
"Um…it kind of sounds to me like he's be playing you…"
The three of them looked ready to kill.
Mrs. Hooch, the girl's gym teacher walked over. "That's it! The four of you will have detention with me after school!"
Harry looked up at the teacher. "But…I didn't even do anything…"
"Don't test me!" The teacher screamed, leaving the four students standing there in shock. Three of the four very pissed off at each other.
Harry shrugged. "I knew this wouldn't be a good day."
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Ginny, Luna, Blaise and Harry sat in the detention room, quiet as death. Harry scribbled on his notebook daydreaming. He looked at the three students before him and raised an eyebrow. "So, you do know he's just been dating all three of you all along?"
They were silent.
"Well, personally, I think you should get back at him, get revenge." He went back to scribbling. "Just a thought."
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Sirius shook his head at his godson. "Honestly, Harry I thought I would have taught you better; if you're going to get a detention, you have to have a reason. Standing there and saying one thing is not mischievous, sometimes, you remind me so much of Lily."
Harry giggled. "Shut up Sirius, you know I'm not a bad student."
Sirius sighed. "And I thought I raised you so well!"
Harry only shook his head, still laughing. Sirius and his father were troublemakers in school, and Sirius was always trying to make him be bad, apparently he was too much like his mother though.
"So, did you meet any cute guys?" Sirius asked slyly.
Harry sighed. "Well, I saw one, but he's a big player, besides, he barely noticed me."
Sirius patted his head. "You never know, people change and maybe he did notice you."
Harry rolled his eyes. "No one would change for me, I'm nothing special."
Sirius sighed; sometimes Harry didn't know how good-looking he really was.
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Harry groaned as he heard insistent knocking on the door. He lifted himself up and walked to the door. The sight that greeted him was strange.
Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley and Blaise Zabini stood on his doorstep.
"Um…hi?"
Blaise shoved himself in. "We need your help!"
Harry stared at him. "Huh?"
"You were going on and on about us needing to get revenge!"
"I only said it once…" Harry mumbled.
"So, we came to get your expertise!"
Harry stared blankly at them. "Okay…come in then…"
See? He always faced the strangest days.
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A/N: So, is it worth continuing? Or should I forget it all together? I kind of liked it…Review and tell me what you think!
Laynie xox
