***Hello, everyone! This is an idea I've had for a while now, but I never got around to writing. But it's going up now! Cosmo, Wanda, Juandissimo, and anyone else like them belong to Butch Hartman, the story plot belongs to me, and let's roll!

Chapter One: Two Fairies And A Bar

A knocking at your door in the middle of the night was unusual. It was even more unusual when your home was in a magical fish bowl castle in a boy's bedroom. Still, it woke both Cosmo and Wanda up.

"Is it morning?" Cosmo asked, his emerald eyes hardly open.

Wanda sat up, just as sleepy, eventually rolling out of the bed. She checked her nightstand's clock; 11:16 PM. "Far from it," she said, giving a stretch that made her bones pop.

There was more knocking at the door, harder this time.

"Then who's there?" Cosmo asked, sitting up. He gasped as he got an idea. "It's a magic nickel thief!" He poofed his nickel, Phillip, into his arms and held her close. "Don't cry, girl! I've got you!"

Wanda rolled her rose-colored eyes. "There is no nickel thief. Go back to bed while I see who's in the fish bowl, okay?" she asked.

"Okay," Cosmo said. He gave Wanda a peck on the lips before she poofed out into the fish bowl.

There was a goldfish with purple eyes there. "Wanda, as late as it is, I must see Cosmo," he said. The voice belonged to one Juandissimo Magnifico.

Wanda raised an eyebrow. "I'd ask you why first, but this bowl isn't soundproof and Timmy's asleep," she said, motioning to her godchild with her fin.

Sure enough, in the bed nearby, Timmy was asleep, snoring softly.

"Into el casa, then," Juandissimo said.

So, they went inside and poofed into their normal forms.

"In your night gown?" Juandissimo asked.

Sure enough, Wanda was floating there in her yellow night gown with curlers in her hair. "I'm sorry about that. It's only eleven PM," she said sarcastically.

"Ei caramba, I did not mean to spark a fiery temper," Juandissimo said, holding up his hands.

"Well, my point is, why are you here so late? And to talk to Cosmo, especially?" Wanda asked.

"I cannot help the time. I spend my days with Remy, my nights with your sexy-but-not-quite-as-sexy-as-me sister Blonda, and this is my time to myself," Juandissimo explained.

Wanda was aware that her ex-boyfriend and her sister were going out. They were both extremely vain, but when they were together, they had someone else to focus on and love. In their case, two wrongs made a right. "Well, that's the first part of my question answered. The next one is, why do you need to speak to Cosmo?" Wanda asked once again.

"It... it will be a thing between us. I will bring him back, si, but I must take him to a place where we can talk," Juandissimo said.

Wanda thought on it. She knew that the Latino fairy wasn't about pulling tricks, and she knew good and well that Cosmo's moronic innocence could get him into trouble. At last, she sighed.

"Alright. But come one AM and you two aren't back, I'm calling to check on you. I'll go get him," she said.

"I will have him back before then, mi amor," Juandissimo assured.

"Alright," Wanda said, still a tad skeptical. She poofed herself back to her room, where Cosmo was sleeping soundly with Phillip. She didn't want to wake him up when he was looking so peaceful, but she had to.

So, she began gently shaking him. "Cosmo, honey, you have to get up," she said.

After a few more shakes, the green-haired fairy got up, sitting up without his beloved coin in hand. "Is it morning now?" he asked.

"No. As much as I hate to say it, Juandissimo's downstairs. He wants to take you somewhere so you can talk about something. He didn't tell me what. I'm going to stay here. Call me if you need me," Wanda said, laying down in the bed.

She saw Cosmo get dressed (and she didn't mind that) and saw him poof off before before she went back to sleep, keeping her phone close by.

Just in case.

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"Well, here we are, mi amigo," Juandissimo said. Cosmo looked around curiously.

They were in a relaxed Fairy World tavern, and it had a pretty decent customer amount. "I already had dinner," Cosmo said, noticing a waitress flying by with a delectable-looking tray of food.

"We are not here to eat. We are here to talk. And while we're here and since I know the bartender, we shall drink as well," Juandissimo said.

They flew over and sat down on two stools at the bar. They soon had drinks in front of them.

"I don't know... Wanda doesn't let me have alcohol..." Cosmo said, looking into his glass.

Juandissimo took a nonchalant gulp of his drink. "But she is not here, no? And besides, what will a few hurt?" he asked casually.

"Okay!" Cosmo said, his tone as perky as ever. He had his first taste of alcohol... and it wasn't bad. "Hey, this isn't too bad!" he said.

"It is muy bueno, Cosmo. Drink as much as you like-tonight is on my sexy self. But I really have to talk to you," Juandissimo said, his lavender eyes drifting down to his glass.

"What about?" Cosmo asked.

Juandissimo tried to phrase this so that it not only made sense to Cosmo, but to himself as well. "How did you know that you loved Wanda?" he eventually asked.

Cosmo raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?" he asked.

"What I mean is, how did you know that you wanted to spend the rest of your life with her? Hypothetically speaking, although Wanda is beautiful... if you had the charm and a working brain in your cabeza, you could have many one-night stands with many a fine woman. So how did you know that Wanda was the one?" Juandissimo elaborated.

Cosmo, for once, thought about what he was going to say. It wasn't every day that he was asked why he loved his wife. Eventually, after both fairies had downed another glass or two, he had an answer.

"Well... it's a lot of things. Sure, she's really beautiful, but that's only start of it. She's really sweet, and smart, and strong, and if it weren't for her, I would've been dead a gazillion times over by now! I knew she was the one because she was the only person who looked at me and didn't see a stupid loser. I was the biggest loser in Fairy World, and she picked me. She... she believed in me. She still does," he said. He glanced at the golden band around his left ring finger. "And I love her more than anything."

Juandissimo stared at him for a few moments, silent. "I have never heard something as beautiful on love," he said.

"I don't get asked how I feel about Wanda every day," Cosmo shrugged. He took a sip of his drink, and it began to make him feel a bit tipsy. He shook his head to calm the feeling. "So why did you need to know that?" he asked.

"Because I have been with many beautiful women in the past. But I am beginning to think that my true love is Blonda. After all these years, my heart has chosen!" Juandissimo exclaimed.

It was becoming apparent that he was starting to go overboard with the drinks as well.

"What's Wanda gonna say about that?" Cosmo asked, the tipsy feeling coming back.

"I... do not know. But for now, a toast!" Juandissimo said. He held up his glass.

"To love!"

"To love!"

And, they drank.

***And that concludes the first chapter. I'll have the next one up relatively soon. In the meantime, be sure to leave a review on the way out and I'll see you all in the next one! Bye!