A Day in the Life of a Jedi - I
Morning had arisen, Jedi Masters buzzed around the temple, waiting for orders and missions. Several clones marched past the gardens in silence.
Anakin slept soundly in his bed, dreaming of Padmẽ and her eggplant burgers. Suddenly he was rudely awakened by something large but light jumping on his face.
'Darn it Ahsoka! Can't I at least dream of my wife without you interrupting?' he growled as Ahsoka continued to prance about on his ever-bruising face.
'Wife?' she asked while still jumping on his face.
'Err, I mean teddy bear!' he said quickly.
'That is soooo cool! I dream of my teddy bear too! What is yours called?' she asked still jumping on his face with new found enthusiasm. Anakin sighed and stood up, Ahsoka now balancing precariously on his head.
'Mine is named Dopplwen.' He said.
'Really? Mine is called Frozen-teddy-ice-cream-patties-for-everyone.' She replied clambering off his back and rummaging through his drawers. She pulled out several items of interest.
'You wear mascara Master? And lipgloss? And eyeliner?' she asked while Anakin tried to pull her out of his drawer, as she was now somewhere at the back, inside the drawer. 'No wonder you and Rex look so alike! You both use the same brand! Just wait till I tell him! He'll be so happy!' she screamed as Anakin pulled her out and sat her on the couch.
'You have a sofa Master? No fair! I only have a pool, a tv, a fridge, a popcorn machine, a blender, and a toaster and a jumping castle!' Ahsoka explained while Anakin desperately tried to call Obi-Wan. He gave up when he heard a knock at the door. He left Ahsoka to ramble on while he opened the door. There stood Obi-Wan with a creepy smile on his face.
'Anakin! Guess what today is!' exclaimed Obi-Wan.
'Umm, everyone's crazy except me day?' He tried.
'No! It's dress up in costumes and say things from the REAL STAR WARS DAY!' he said as if it was the most obvious thing in the whole entire galaxy.
Anakin tried to stop him but Obi-Wan was too fast and reached Ahsoka and then they both started jumping together on the couch.
'Join in Master! This is so much fun!' cried Ahsoka as Obi-Wan did a somersault over her head.
"Weeeeee!' cried Obi-Wan.
'I can't wait till everyone arrives!' said Ahsoka as she exchanged a series of hi-fives with Obi-Wan.
'Arrives for what?' screamed Anakin in a terrified voice.
'For the annoy Anakin day!' cried Obi-Wan excitedly.
'Oh! Of course. Great, no, just who did you invite Master?' asked a horrified Skywalker.
'Lots of people, Master! Me, Obi-Wan, Yoda, Master Windu, Master Fisto, Master Luminara, Master Plo, Barriss, Cody, Rex, Denal, Padmé, Ventress, Grievous, Dooku, Palpatine, basically all of the five-oh-first, Qui-Gon, lots of clones and Duchess Satine!' listed Ahsoka.
'You forgot Admiral Yularen, Echo and Fives.' Said Obi-Wan. Anakin screamed in horror.
'Why, do I have to be annoyed, exactly?' asked Anakin.
'Because you get annoyed really easily Skyguy!' screamed Ahsoka who had finished bouncing with Obi-Wan and was now attaching springs to her boots. Obi-Wan nodded in agreement. Anakin clawed at his face and tried not to strangle his Master and Padawan.
'Bye! I have to go get my costume on! Come on Obi-Wan!' cried Ahsoka as she dragged Obi-Wan by the arm out the door.
'Bye Ani!' fare welled Obi-Wan as he was dragged out the door. Anakin waved lazily as they left and sat on his sofa. He suddenly jumped up, leaped over his bench and made French toast for all the people who were going to be at his annoyance party. He lit a few candles around the room and turned on the TV to channel 124656 and watched Jabba the Hutt rap a song about Banthas and Jawas. Anakin thought it was beautiful. He recorded it and put it on repeat so that his guests would enjoy it too. He was just enjoying a strange moment of peace when Obi-Wan and Ahsoka burst in. Or what he thought were Obi-Wan and Ahsoka. Obi-Wan and put on a costume that was curvy and yellow and crunchy. Ahsoka was wearing a black costume with a black cape and a black helmet so that when she breathed it came out really loud and creepy.
'We're back Master!' came Ahsoka's greeting from inside the helmet.
'What are you guy's dressed up as? I can't make it out.' Said Anakin as he cocked his head to one side like a puppy.
'Aww, you look like a little puppy who doesn't understand Master!' cried Ahsoka as she patted his head.
'Well, I'm a cornflake Anakin.' Said Obi-Wan.
'Aren't cornflakes white?' asked Anakin.
'No, did you ever listen to anything I tought you? That is a rice bubble, not a cornflake!' sighed Obi-Wan.
'And I'm Darth Vader!' cried Ahsoka who had finished patting Anakin's head.
'Who is Darth Vader, exactly?' asked Anakin.
'Have you ever watched Star Wars before?' asked Ahsoka.
'No, Star Wars is for nerds. I watch Star Trek.' Replied Anakin hotly.
'Well in Star Wars, Darth Vader is a big mean bad guy!' said Ahsoka.
'Hey, Snips! Don't watch that kind of movie, it could give you nightmares!' cried Anakin.
Ahsoka nodded thoughtfully.
Then Padmé entered the room.
'Hi Senator Amidala!' cried Ahsoka as she gazed up at the surprisingly masculine Senator. 'Why aren't you wearing a costume?' she asked like a little kid.
'I am.' Replied Rex.
'Rex?' cried Ahsoka as she ran up to him and enveloped him in a hug so tight he couldn't breathe.
'Awkward.' Said Obi-Wan and Anakin in unison, as the exchanged bemused glances.
'Hey, Snips get off Rex!' cried Anakin as he dragged her off his waist. Rex/Padmé gasped for air.
'Thank you General-' said Rex/Padmé as Anakin replaced Ahsoka in the hug. Obi-Wan joined in, until Anakin had filled his desire to hug Rex/Padmé.
'I see your playing the Bantha and Jawa song Master. Do you have the remix?' she asked.
'Anakin!' cried Ventress as she burst into his quarters dressed in a Bananas in Pyjamas outfit.
'Ventress!' cried Obi-Wan as he kissed her costume.
'Ewww! Get off me Jedi scum!' cried Ventress as she pushed him into the microwave and set it on high for 5 minutes. Cody and Barriss walked into the room holding hands and dressed in costumes of the opposite gender.
'Who are you meant to be?' asked Ahsoka.
'I'm Romeo,' said Barriss, 'and Cody is Juliet. And we are in love! Happy!' cried unmorally happy Barriss.
'I'm in love too!' cried Ahsoka. 'With this French toast!' cried Ahsoka as she held up a piece of French toast Anakin had made earlier.
Ahsoka looked around for her Master and found him sitting and playing Jediopoly, with Luminara who was wearing a camel costume. Luminara cried as Anakin bought the Jedi Temple. Anakin stood up and left Luminara to her sorrow. Ahsoka tiptoed up to Anakin and pulled his ears so that he looked like a monkey.
'What are you doing Snips?'Asked Anakin as he tickled her and she giggled like a woman possessed.
'Stop-it-Master-!'She screamed as she drew a moustache on his face. A beeping noise came from the kitchen.
'Hey everybody!' cried Ventress, 'Obi-Wan is ready!'
Everyone cheered in delight. Then Grievous came in wearing a dragon costume, Plo Koon in an astronaut costume and Yoda in a King Kong outfit. Kit Fisto came in with Mace Windu, Dooku, the 501st , Fives, Echo, Admiral Yularen Qui-Gon, Denal, clones, Palpatine, Duchess Satine and Padmé.
Kit Fisto was wearing a monkey costume, Mace a water buffalo, Dooku a ghost, the five-oh-first were dressed as frogs, Fives was wearing a costume shaped as a ten, Echo was wearing a costume that looked like Jabba, Admiral and Qui-Gon both were lollipop ladies, Denal and the other clones were dressed as cows and Palpatine was dressed like what Ahsoka said was "the Emperor" from Star Wars, Padmé was wearing a Rex costume (Anakin accidentally kissed Rex instead of Amidala cause he was confused) and Satine wore a Boba Fett costume. Everyone had fun and Anakin got really annoyed and angry and everyone blamed Ahsoka and Obi-Wan and then they all smiled and had some French toast cake.
To Be Continued
