Flame Princess' Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Fan

Yoshizilla-Fan: I've just had a BURNING desire to write something like this today.


Flame Princess was crouching down in the middle of a flower field, touching a single flower as it burst into flames. "Gosh. It sure isn't pretty how everything I touch catches fire like that..." she thought. "At least I'm out here, free as the wind, letting loose out here..."

All of a sudden, Flame Princess farted loudly, causing her to gasp as a burst of flames erupted from her butt. "My gosh! I didn't mean it that way!" she exclaimed as she let out a cute little poot in the form of a flame.

Flame Princess got up, blushing as another loud flame fart erupted from her butt, causing the flowers behind her to catch fire, causing her to scream as she ran off, farting loudly with each step as more of her butt flames burned the whole field of flowers.

"Oh man...those poor flowers..." she sighed as she continued farting loud bursts of flames. "I can't believe I'm turning into Princess Bubblegum! Except with fire instead of smelly bubbles!"

Princess Bubblegum suddenly popped out of nowhere. "Hey. What's wrong with smelly bubbles?" she asked as she let out a loud poot bubble from her bubblegum butt.

Flame Princess rubbed the back of her head. "Oh nothing, but why did I have to get gassy too?"

Princess Bubblegum rolled her eyes as she farted several more pink bubbles. "You're cute, you're sexy, you're a princess, it had to happen to you eventually. I mean, it happened to Marceline, and she doesn't even have a butt hole!"

Flame Princess gasped in disbelief as a huge burst of fire of a fart erupted from her big, hot butt. "Really? Wow!"

"Anyway, good luck with your flaming gas!" Princess Bubblegum bent down and farted a loud pink bubble that stayed attached to her butt, sitting on it as she floated away.

Flame Princess sighed as she rubbed her butt, more fiery farts coming out. "Flaming gas...wow." she thought.