Just what it sounds like. An important thing for you to know is, in my mind, Godric never died. In my happy place, he is somewhere in Japan, taking a well deserved vacation from the drama and lack of humor in Dallas, occasionally video chatting with Eric. What do you mean, 2x09? He never was on the roof! Who are you, freak?!?!

Happy place... My happy place also includes teasing Eric because he is one of my favorite characters. I do love that Viking dearly, just so you know. I just think he takes himself a little too seriously. Thus, this was born on an extremely long plane-ride back home. (Ironically, from Japan. XD)

20 Ways To Annoy Eric Northman.

(Assuming Godric will protect you from his Viking wrath.)

1) Tell him he is too tall, historically, to have been a Viking.

2) Play the song 'Master and Servant' by Depeche Mode whenever he and Godric are in the same room.

3) Ask him when his 'big date' with Bill Compton is.

4) 'Remind' him in front of everyone about the time you walked in on him dancing to Madonna.

5) Ask him if he's going to go 'torcher' the gay guy in the dungeon.

6) Turn the said dungeon into a gay bar/strip club and watch his face when he arrives.

7) Ask him where his pretty dress went and if you can borrow it.

8) End all of Godric's commands to him with, 'My Little Man-Bitch!'

9) Inquire about his 'obvious' sexual tension with Bill.

10) Ask if you can do his hair.

11) Hum 'Psyco Killer' by Talking Heads every time he acts menacing.

12) Scream "PEDOPHILE!" every time he flirts with Sookie Stackhouse.

13) When you make any suggestions at all, tag on at the end "At least, that's how Bill would do it."

14) Insist he's an ancestor of Zac Effron.

15) Whenever he argues with Bill, interrupt by saying, "Just kiss him already!"

16) Call him a ham.

17) Tell him you're Godric's favorite, then spend the rest of the night snuggling with the said Vampire Jesus.

18) Anounce your and Sookie's engagement.

19) Tell him Sookie decided to become a nun.

20) Agree with him when he least expects it.

Bonus!

Make him a scrapbook of Hagarth the Horrible comics.

Additional Instructions: RUN LIKE HELL!