A/N I don't know it just popped into my head during gym!

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Harry, Ron, and Parvarti made their way down the staircase and over to Parvarti's sister Padma, who did not look pleased with who her date was. Ron said good-bye to Harry and the two of them made their way into the Great Hall. Harry made his way through dinner, and was surprised after finding that Hermione's date was Victor Krum, his competition for the tri-wizard tournament. And made his way to the dance floor with Parvarti, the opening song was a waltz that Harry kept up with with little difficulties, but when he made his way off the floor, eager to get away from all of the couples and over to Ron, he was stopped by Dumbledores booming voice, "STUDENTS, TEACHERS, GUESTS, I AM PROUD TO PRESENT, AS A GIFT TO ALL OF OUR MUGGLE-BORN STUDENTS, THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF DJ CASPER!"

A man in baggy clothing came out onto the stage and sang into a microphone,

This is something new
The Casper Slide part 2
Featuring the platinum band
And this time
We're gonna get funky (funky, funky, funky)
Funky (funky, funky, funky)

All of the muggle-borns(including Hermione) started cheering, while all of the magical-born students(including Harry as he had never been aloud to listen to popular music at the Dursleys.) looked at each other as if asking who this man was and what he was doing.

Everybody clap your hands
Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands
Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands

All of the muggle-borns started clapping their hands in usion. And Hermione, seeing that many of the other students didn't know what to do, turned around and yelled, "Just do what the song says!"

Alright now
We're gonna to do the basic step
To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Cha Cha real smooth
Turn it out

Every one started stomping their feet, and doing the cha cha.

To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Cha Cha now y'all

Last time to get funky
To the right now
To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
One hop this time
Right foot 2 stomps
Left foot 2 stomps
Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Chris cross

Chris cross
Cha Cha real smooth
Let's go to work

Harry, Ron, and Hermione stood next to each other in the middle of the room and started dancing in sync. Earning a good deal of applause from the Ravenclaws, Hufflepuffs, Bauxebatons, teachers, and a few of the Durmstrangs.

To the left
Take it back now y'all
2 hops this time
2 hops this time
Right foot 2 stomps
Left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, Hands on your knees
Get funky with it
Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah
Common, Cha Cha now y'all
Turn it out

Malfoy, Parkison, and Zabini started dancing across the floor from them, they were just as good as the trio, the Slytherins and the rest of the Durmstang students cheered for them.

To the left
Take it back now y'all
5 hops this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Right foot again
Left foot again
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Freeze
Everybody clap your hands

All of the Griffindors got behind the Golden Trio and started dancing, at the same time that all the Slytherins got behind Malfoy and began following his lead.

Common y'all
Check it out y'all

How low can you go
Can you go down low
All the way to the floor
How low can you go
Can you bring it to the top
Like you'll never never stop
Can you bring it to the top
One hop
Right foot now
Left foot now y'all
Cha Cha real smooth
Turn it out

It had become an all-out dance battle between the two houses, every time that one of them did a move the other would answer with an even better one.

To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
One hop this time
Reverse
Reverse
Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Reverse, reverse
Reverse, reverse
Cha Cha now y'all
Cha Cha again
Cha Cha now y'all
Cha Cha again
Turn it out

Harry saw that professors McGonagall and Snape had joined their respective houses and were now following the songs lyrics.

To the left
Take it back now y'all
2 hops, 2 hops
2 hops, 2 hops
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Charlie Brown

Hop it out now
Slide to the right
Slide to the left
Take it back now y'all
Cha Cha now y'all
Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all
3 hops this time
Right foot now
Left foot now y'all
Cha Cha it out
Turn it out

Malfoy did a back flip and pointed to Harry who did a complicated dance move with Ginny, and then resumed dancing.

Be looking out for part 3
It's gonna to be coming to you soon
But right now, we're gonna keep this groove

Here we go, to the right, to the right y'all
To the left
Take it back now y'all
4 hops this time
Right foot now
Left foot now
Cha Cha now y'all
Cha Cha again
Cha Cha again
Turn it out

Take it back now y'all
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
6 hops this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Right foot 2 stomps
Left foot 2 stomps
Chris cross

Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Let me hear you clap your hands
Cha Cha now
Cha Cha again
Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all
2 hops, 2 hops
2 hops, 2 hops
Right foot 2 stomps
Left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Ohhh yeah
Get funky with it
Get down now y'all
Common, common
Cha Cha now y'all
Let's go to work

As I told you before
This is the Casper Slide Part 2
I am the originator of this slide
If anybody tells you any different
They're telling you dead wrong
So in the mean time and in between time
I'm outta here
Platinum take 'em home

Ohhh yeah
Mmm hmm
Yeah (yeah)
Do that stuff (do that stuff), do it (do it)
Ohhh yeah
I'm outta here y'all
Peace

They all stopped at the end of the song and all of the students and teachers clapped and applauded the singer on the stage as he walked off stage. Hermione turned to the two of them, smiling broadly, "Well that was fun wasn't it?"