Ganondorf
Ladies, take a good look at your man.
Then back to me.
Then back to your man.
And now back to me.
Unfortunately, he is a weak mass of blubbering flesh that would be easily trampled under the Triforce of Power in which I hold.
Look down, now up, where are you?
You're now encased in a pink crystal chamber as my prisoner as you beg for your man to rescue you.
Look at your hand.
It is the Triforce of Wisdom that you hold and that I want.
Look back at your hand.
Now the Triforce of Wisdom is mine!
So without the Triforce at your side, you are powerless to stop me, along with your man, who could try and stop me.
But if you have some Light Arrows and some kind of Biggoron Sword then your man can try and kill me.
I'm in a tower.
