Cloud: We, the Final Fantasy characters are going to reveal our darkest
secrets.
Aeris: I hate this world, this screwed up shitty world.
Cid: Cussing is bad, it's cruel and unusual.
Aeris: Shut the hell up, you old bum.
Cloud: This piece is dedicated to my hair, the hair that needs no gel.
Tifa: Why wont you love me Cloud?
Cloud: Get away from me you plastic!
Tifa: I know, I don't know what these are (points at her chest), but they aint nothing like natural.
Tifa: Ohhh, I'm sorry I'm not real Cloud, but if you let me, I'll be sooo real for you, plastic surgery can take things out too!
Cloud: Really?
Tifa: Yeah, and it will still be bigger than Aeris' and Yuffie's!
Cloud: Wow, um...., but Tifa?
Tifa: Yes...
Cloud: I'm gay
Huh? Everyone is shocked
Sephiroth: Yes, now I must rape you Cloud. Yes, yes... very goood.
Sephiroth jumps on Cloud
Cloud: No, wait how come you always rape me? I want to rape you!
Sephiroth: Does it matter?
Cloud: I love it when dumb built guys try to be smart... Come here!
Cloud and Sephiroth get it on...
Cloud rips Sephiroth's pants off and with it also his boxers.
Everyone: (exclaims) So masamune does exist!! (marbling at Sephiroth's ....)
Hojo: Yes, it has the right texture, hmmm right length, right taste, very good INDEED!
Aeris: Yes, us Cetras do have our special thingys.
Reno (red with fumes): Noooooo it's bigger than mine!! I must duel you. Sephiroth
Sephiroth: Really, excuse us Cloud
Reno and Sephiroth walk out the house and into the backyard.
Cloud follows, cuz he likes to watch.
Da Da DADADADA DA DADA (starwars theme song comes on)
Reno: Hey, lets duel with our dicks!
Sephiroth: Bring it you small dick!
Reno (blushing): Okay..., here I go. ehm ehm
Reno takes his bottom clothes off as Sephiroth and Reno stand next to each other
Everyone: They are almost the same length!
But sadly, Sephiroths' was a little bigger, no more than a centimeter.
Everyone: Awww....
Reno: Wait!, Tifa come here!
Tifa comes trotting along, and presents herself like she always does, puts her hand behind her and pushes her chest up.
Tifa: Yes?
Suddenly, both dicks start to grow in length and width in a marvelous speed! Now Reno and Sephiroth look at each other and nod in understandment.
Reno and Sephiroth together: Kamehameha!!!!
Two violent stream of glistening white ... shot out right toward Tifa's chest, but Tifa and her breasts stand firm, as if not effected.
Reno and Sephiroth: NOooo!
But wait! As one stream heads left the other to the right, Tifa's bra is taking the damage!
There is a sound of snap and the confounding containment is gone and her breasts spill free. (her shirt is ripped because of the immense size of her breasts)
Right after the snap, the two giant trees seems to grow instantly. Both nearly touching Tifa's breasts now. Reno and Sephiroth leans forward with great energy draining with their butts and their is a touch between the trees and the fruits... Both great in size and strength.
Reno and Sephiroth look at each other once more and they both nod vigorously. And their faces glowing red with the birst of energy about to come.
Reno and Sephiroth together: Kkkaaaa MMmmmmmee HhHHHaaaaaa MMMmmmeeee HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!1
As the stream, no more like a river now, touch Tifa's nipples, the great women is defeated. Why? Because Reno and Sephiroth had surgeries too.
A lesson is learned: Two dicks work better when together.
Aeris: I hate this world, this screwed up shitty world.
Cid: Cussing is bad, it's cruel and unusual.
Aeris: Shut the hell up, you old bum.
Cloud: This piece is dedicated to my hair, the hair that needs no gel.
Tifa: Why wont you love me Cloud?
Cloud: Get away from me you plastic!
Tifa: I know, I don't know what these are (points at her chest), but they aint nothing like natural.
Tifa: Ohhh, I'm sorry I'm not real Cloud, but if you let me, I'll be sooo real for you, plastic surgery can take things out too!
Cloud: Really?
Tifa: Yeah, and it will still be bigger than Aeris' and Yuffie's!
Cloud: Wow, um...., but Tifa?
Tifa: Yes...
Cloud: I'm gay
Huh? Everyone is shocked
Sephiroth: Yes, now I must rape you Cloud. Yes, yes... very goood.
Sephiroth jumps on Cloud
Cloud: No, wait how come you always rape me? I want to rape you!
Sephiroth: Does it matter?
Cloud: I love it when dumb built guys try to be smart... Come here!
Cloud and Sephiroth get it on...
Cloud rips Sephiroth's pants off and with it also his boxers.
Everyone: (exclaims) So masamune does exist!! (marbling at Sephiroth's ....)
Hojo: Yes, it has the right texture, hmmm right length, right taste, very good INDEED!
Aeris: Yes, us Cetras do have our special thingys.
Reno (red with fumes): Noooooo it's bigger than mine!! I must duel you. Sephiroth
Sephiroth: Really, excuse us Cloud
Reno and Sephiroth walk out the house and into the backyard.
Cloud follows, cuz he likes to watch.
Da Da DADADADA DA DADA (starwars theme song comes on)
Reno: Hey, lets duel with our dicks!
Sephiroth: Bring it you small dick!
Reno (blushing): Okay..., here I go. ehm ehm
Reno takes his bottom clothes off as Sephiroth and Reno stand next to each other
Everyone: They are almost the same length!
But sadly, Sephiroths' was a little bigger, no more than a centimeter.
Everyone: Awww....
Reno: Wait!, Tifa come here!
Tifa comes trotting along, and presents herself like she always does, puts her hand behind her and pushes her chest up.
Tifa: Yes?
Suddenly, both dicks start to grow in length and width in a marvelous speed! Now Reno and Sephiroth look at each other and nod in understandment.
Reno and Sephiroth together: Kamehameha!!!!
Two violent stream of glistening white ... shot out right toward Tifa's chest, but Tifa and her breasts stand firm, as if not effected.
Reno and Sephiroth: NOooo!
But wait! As one stream heads left the other to the right, Tifa's bra is taking the damage!
There is a sound of snap and the confounding containment is gone and her breasts spill free. (her shirt is ripped because of the immense size of her breasts)
Right after the snap, the two giant trees seems to grow instantly. Both nearly touching Tifa's breasts now. Reno and Sephiroth leans forward with great energy draining with their butts and their is a touch between the trees and the fruits... Both great in size and strength.
Reno and Sephiroth look at each other once more and they both nod vigorously. And their faces glowing red with the birst of energy about to come.
Reno and Sephiroth together: Kkkaaaa MMmmmmmee HhHHHaaaaaa MMMmmmeeee HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!1
As the stream, no more like a river now, touch Tifa's nipples, the great women is defeated. Why? Because Reno and Sephiroth had surgeries too.
A lesson is learned: Two dicks work better when together.
