The Secret Life of Naruto
Hey guys. I know I should be working on Happy Birthday, Mary Anne!, but this popped into my head at my dad's birthday dinner and I just had to post it online. I hope you like it!
NOTE: This is a fanfic of the original Naruto! Well, sort of. It's also based on the Naruto spoof parody show done by littlekuriboh (now known as CardGamesFTW, or Ninjabridge). This fanfic was also cowritten by my superawesome brother. BITCHIN!
I can't remember what day it is!
Dear Piece of paper that I can't smoke,
Man I love smoking! Even if it didn't do anything for me when that annoying Sensai made me the living target in shuriken practice today , and I kept getting stabbed by shuriken in the face by Sasuke and that guy who wears his headband on his arm, and I was all like, "$/+! Why are you $$*%$ doing this to me?"
And that hunk Sasuke was like, "…"
I was like "untie me you sexy emo!' but he just gave me the bird.
He didn't even buy me ramen. He mentioned something about Joekage, I can't remember 'cuz I needed to see Asuma-sensei, a.k.a. my DRUG DEALER! 'Cuz he smokes! Laugh dang it!
If you get annoyed by all the misspelled words, remember this is from a chain-smoking ninja's point of view. In the words of Naruto (in LK's spoof series, that is) :
" I would have used spellcheck but I smoked it! Believe it"
Let me know what you think! If a lot of people like it and want more, I'll talk to my brother about continuing it. Please comment, rate and review! Thanks! I promise I'll work on Happy Birthday, Mary Anne! some more soon! Ta-ta for now! Bye!
