SUMMARY: Sasuke with hormones? Now that's a scary thought. Especially when Sakura's getting rather… curvy. But the whole point is, Sasuke's getting extremely affected when Sakura was carrying a little baby!!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto, it is specifically possessed by Masashi Kishimoto. And although I hate to admit, I'm just borrowing these characters.
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"Sasuke-kun!"
"Sakura…"
"Sasuke-kun!!"
"Sakura…"
"I lurrv you, Sasuke-kun!"
"I—…"
Sasuke cracked his eyes open. You see, his dreams were kinda limited and he still didn't know what he'll say or do when Sakura actually acted… enticing towards him.
Yeah, she'd occasionally flirt with him when they were still young, but at this age, it was different. For Sakura became more matured, more intelligent… and more beautiful. She need not to invite guys, instead she can choose to her horde of boys anytime and anywhere!
Unfortunately, when Sasuke had the chance to actually be the center of attention of Sakura, he didn't took advantage of it. So, he had to suffer keeping his real emotions inside of him. Sad.
When she got over him, he just realized that he liked her!
Bad timing for Uchiha. Yes, we can see that.
Anyway, it only took Uchiha Sasuke fifteen minutes to be ready for Training. Five minutes for taking a bath, brushing his teeth, and all those crap; and ten minutes to fix his hair into that impossible hairstyle. Seriously, Anime really has weird hairstyles… and hair colors. But let's get to the story, okay?!
Soon, he was perfectly standing by a tree with his self-proclaimed "hot-and-at-the-same-time-cool" pose.
And almost immediately, he heard…
"Good morning, Sasuke-kun!"
Sakura's voice.
He gulped and right away, his stance was ruined and with its stead, he blushed embarrassingly. "Um, yeah. Good morning to… you, too."
Sakura tilted her head to the side slightly with that innocent expression. "Why are you blushing, Sasuke-kun?"
"Um, heat?"
Sakura didn't seem to buy it, so he decided to keep silent. Yeah, shut up and suffer from your misery. Jeez.
Later, Sakura and Sasuke were salivating each others faces with their "passionate" kisses.
…
Just kidding.
Hehe, I really love messing around.
Anyway, back to business…
When Sasuke dared himself to stare at her (and promised not to look… ahem, anything else other than her face), he was more shocked than embarrassed!
"EEEK!!" He squealed… not purposely, of course.
Sakura blinked in response.
He twitched violently, "what the hell's that stuff being wrapped by your precious arms?"
Sakura giggled. "Um, a baby?"
"A BABY?! When did you ever do it?"
Before Sakura could answer, he started yelling again. "With whom? Is it with Naruto?… Wait, eew! That can't be. Lee? No, you tend to barf. Kiba? You hate his smell. Neji?… Wait, NEJI?! That's it, isn't it? Oh my God, you had sssjuragk with Neji?!" Sasuke gasped.
"I can't believe it." He started pacing on circles. "Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God…"
"Will you stop that?! If you don't stop it you might bore a hole to it."
"But," he gasped once more. "Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God…"
Sakura rolled her eyes. "Oh shut up. So what if I had a baby…"
"NO!!"
He disappeared, leaving her with a confused expression.
"… in my arms?"
She sighed and just smiled at the baby. She patted her pink hair and walked away.
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"Oy, Sasuke! What's wrong with you?" Naruto called out as soon as he saw Sasuke's incredibly pale face. Sasuke answered with a huge scowl, "it's too late. Everything's too late. I can't believe I let this happen. It's already too late."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
Sasuke switched his onyx eyes to him swiftly, too fast that his head made a whipping sound! "You are really an idiot! You are the dumbest person I've ever met. I mean, hello? She already has…" Sasuke burst out crying.
Sob. Sniff. Cough Cough. Sob. Sob. Sniff.
"She has… a baby!!"
"Who?"
He whapped his companion's head with a baseball bat from nowhere. (Heck I don't even know if Baseball exists in "Naruto World"!)
"IDIOT! Sakura!"
Naruto scratched his head in bewilderment. "Really? What's it look like?"
"Pink hair, green eyes, pale skin, incredibly cute and awesome." He answered, wiping his tears away.
He blinked simultaneously. "I meant the baby…"
Sasuke honked his nose and afterwards answered his buddy's question. "Oh. Well, the baby has pink hair, green eyes, pale skin, it's incredibly cute and awes— WAAH!! THAT ONLY PROVES IT'S REALLY HERS!" And so he continued on bawling hysterically.
"Oh come on, Sasuke, it can be anybody's!"
"Oh yeah?! Who exactly has pink hair other than my precious?"
Naruto thought for a while. "You've got a point, Gollum."
Who the hell is Gollum? He asked in his head, but he wasn't really expecting for an answer. If somebody in his head answered then he would really be freaked out.
"Maybe it's just a fake."
Sasuke whipped Naruto with a stray dog. Kinda unbelievable but… yeah.
"Are you saying that I can mistake a fake from a real one? Me? The most perfect human being that ever walked on Earth?! You're kidding, right?"
"No."
Sasuke ignored him and started to be deep in thought. "I have to find out…"
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Meanwhile…
"Sensei," Sakura called as she bowed slightly. "I just wanted to ask you one thing, sensei…"
"What is it?" Tsunade asked while she was fixing her paperwork. (Or at least pretending to do so…)
"When will this mission be done?"
"Well…" Tsunade turned her attention to her student. And by this…
"HOLY CRAP! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!" Tsunade shrieked while she stared at the baby in Sakura's arms.
"Um, you see, Tsunade-sama… I was doing my assigned task last night but then this morning…" Pause. "It turned to some kind of a miniature me!"
Tsunade nodded, as if she knew what was happening. "Yes. Research said that this mysterious baby, which apparently just appeared by the forests, is an experiment. It is said that it is a little… joke from… a completely incapable, worthless, idiotic, insane, disgusting, perverted, annoying guy."
"Who's that?"
Tsunade growled lowly. "Of course. Jiraiya."
Tsunade cleared her throat. "The baby is meant for people to think that it is the holder's child… even if it is not."
"That explains it. The baby took my appearance so everybody'll think that is indeed mine. The question is, why'd Jiraiya-sama do such a thing?"
The hokage rolled her chocolate eyes. "Obviously he had nothing to do. I heard that he was going to give it to random people just so he could make rumors out of it."
"But don't you worry, Sakura, my dear. I'll make sure that we'll find Jiraiya and he'll say what we should do about it."
Sakura bowed and decided to leave.
But before she could actually do that…
"Sakura, I forgot to tell you one thing…" Tsunade stated. "Anytime now, the baby will react to your emotions. If you have some guy you like then it will somehow take that person's appearance, too."
"WHAT?!"
"Well, I told you… The baby's creator is one perverted dude. So expect it to change a part of its appearance not far from now."
And before they know it…
The baby's eyes turned to deep, onyx eyes.
Familiar.
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A/n: BWAHAHAHA!! YES!! I did it. Can you actually believe that I wrote that?
Anyway, thank you for your time… though I doubt that someone is actually reading this. But still, thank you.
I'll try to update sooner or later.
So Long!
