Mako: Hi!!!!!*waves to the reader* Ok, this is my first Smash Bros.
Melee fic……… hell. This IS my first fic. Anyways, I don't own Smash
Bros. Melee, and I also don't own Yu-gi-oh.
Nova: Wow, you must feel special.
Mako: *smacks Nova in the head* Shut up! Anyways, um, WARNING slight SHOUNEN-AI (Marth/Roy) nothing major. Some other pairings…..Some character bashing I guess. NOT I repeat NOT a Mary sue. If it, was I would hang myself from the nearest tree. They are the true form of evil. Me and Nova are only in the fic because I can't think of another way to carry out the plans I have, and I don't think that the Master and Crazy hand would do the job right. Yu-gi-oh references in the beginning, and um….. I think that's it! This story is co-written by my slave….er… I mean assistant Nova!
Nova: Thank you…. I think…… Now on with the fic!
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One day the entire cast of….
Announcer guy's voice: Super Smash Brothers Melee!!!!!!!!!
…….. that was odd. Anyways, they all started a big royal rumble match in the Final Destination arena for no apparent reason except to begin this fic.
Link: *stabs G&W and he flies to the other end of the arena* Hahahahaha! Defeated once again you wad of paper!
G&W: Beep buzz beep!
Samus: *about to shoot Link in the back* Hahahaha! I got you now Fairy Boy!
Zelda: *kicks Samus in the back of the head* Don't try to kill my boyfriend!
Everything was going on well until…
Mako: *pop* um….. hi?
Everyone else: O.o *stare at the girl in that appeared in the middle of the arena*
Captain Falcon: *points* Who the hell are you!?!?
Bower: How did you get here?!?!?
Math: Why did you steal my hair colour!*hugs Roy for comfort*
Roy: ^-^ *hugs Marth back*
G&W: *annoying clicking sounds* BEEP BEEP BUZZ BUZZ?!?!?
Kirby: I though only I could fly!
Jigglypuff: Jiggly!
Kirby: Sorry, forgot about you.
Jigglypuff: Puff!
Kirby: Anyways, I thought only me and Jiggly over there could fly.
Mewtwo: Don't forget about me. I can use my psychic powers are float.
Kirby: FINE! Ok, only me, Jigglyfruit, er, puff and the psychic psycho Mewtwo
Mewtwo: Hey! I resent that!
Kirby: As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, only us three can fly, unless someone else has the ability to fly. Well, anyone else?!?!?!
All: *silent*
Kirby: GOOD! That's what I thought!
Mako: Well, I can too! I have magical powers! So there! Ha! :P
Kirby, Jigglypuff, and Mewtwo: ……..ok *sweatbubble*
Mako: Anyways, my name is Mako Tsunami, I'm 15, female, in high school, my sign is piceses…
Ganondorf: Shut up! We don't care!
Mako: Meanie. Anywho, I'm here to capture you all and torture you and drive you insane for my own personal amusement! *Sparkle sparkle, smile smile*
All: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
Mako: *sees Pikachu* Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww lookie, it's a pokéchu! *Grabs Pikachu and hugs it*
Pikachu: *Gets pissed off* Pi pikachu! Pika pi!
Mako: *cuddles Pikachu* It's so adorable!
Pikachu: *Really pissed off* Pi ka chu!!! *Zaps Mako with a thundershock*
Mako: *Throws Pikachu away* I don't like you anymore! :P *suddenly sees Pichu* OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO MUCH CUTER THEN THAT STUPID LITTLE YELLOW ANNOYING ELECTRIC RAT/HAMSTER!!!!!!! *grabs Pichu and hugs it*
Pichu: *is uncomfortable and tries to push Mako away*
Mako: Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww! It likes me! *hugs Pichu tighter, if that is possible*
Pichu: *isn't getting enough oxygen and squeaks out* Pichu, pi pichu pi! *shocks Mako…. again*
Mako: The hell! *Chucks Pichu at Pikachu* I hate all you Pokéchus!!!!!!
Pichu and Pikachu: @-@ *swirley eyes*
Mako: *sniff* No one appreciates how long if takes to get my hair so perfect and spike it like that! And now these stupid pokéchus come and wreck it! *cries*
Roy: I feel your pain. No one realizes how much gel it takes to get your hair to stay like that. everyone thinks I never brush my hair…
Marth: I know you brush your hair. I have to wait an hour before I can use the bathroom every morning!
Roy: Hey….*sniff* I though you liked my hair…
Marth: It's not that it's just that you take too long. *hugs Roy*
Roy: *sniffle* Marth you know you love me.
Marth: Ya. But you still take too long to do your hair.
Roy:……….
Mako: *uses her magical author powers and her hair turns back to the way it was before, blue and spikey with long perfect bangs front, not chared, burned and ruined* Um………..! Go Blue Eyes White Dragon!
*Blue Eyes White Dragon Appears*
Mako: Blue Eyes White Dragon, go and get them!
Roy: RUN!!!!!!!!
Blue Eyes White Dragon: *snort. tries to eat Mako's hair*
All: *stop running and watch*
Mako: *pulls her hair out of his mouth* Eewwwww! Bad boy! Now get them!
Blue Eyes White Dragon: *keeps trying to eat her hair*
Mako: Grrrrrrrrrrr…………..*pulls out gigantic 10 foot sword* DIE!!!!!!!!!
*Suddenly Seto Kiaba appears*
Seto: Blue Eyes White Dragon, get back here! We battle Yugi in *looks at his watch* 10 MINUTES!!!!!
Blue Eyes White Dragon: *waddles over to Seto*
Seto: *turns to Mako* Never do that again! The Blue Eyes White Dragon will only listen to me!
*Seto and Blue Eyes White Dragon disappear in a puff of smoke*
Mako: That went…. well I guess. Ok, I'll get someone more reliable!
Melee cast: *Turn around ready to run for it*
Mario: Run-a when I say-a so!
Fox: Why the hell should we listen to you!
Mario: Because-a I'm Nintendo's mascot!
Fox: No fair! You're just older then us!
Falco: It's not our fault that Nintendo made you first!
G&W: Beep beep buzz beep buzz buzz beep!
Peach: He does have a point Mario dear. He WAS the first character to star in a Nintendo game.
Mario: Grrrrrrrrrrr……… By-a the way Peachy, how can you-a understand what that-a 2D freak says-a?
Peach: I dunno, ask the author.
All: *stare at Mako*
Mako: *Sweatbubble* That's not the point! Go Dark Magician!
Dark Magician: *poof!* Uh……. Why am I here? *gets glomped by Mako*
Mako: *looks up at the Dark Magician* because I wanna capture all the Smash Bros Characters and torture them needlessly and you're my favorite attack card!
Dark Magician: *flattered* Thanks! I know, but Yugi hasn't been using me much lately….
Mako: That's ok! Cheer up! Now, go and get them!
Mario: RUN!!!!
Fox: Why should we listen to you!
Mario: Because-a that big guy in purple armor is about-a to fry-a our asses!
Mako: Shaddup!
Dark Magician: *gets ready to go after them*
*Poof!*
Ness: Who's here now!
Yugi: Um…. Dark Magician? Um have that match against Kiaba in… uh…..*checks his watch* 5 minutes.
Dark Magician: You mean actually plan on using me this time!
Yugi: Yes. Yes I do. I'm going to combine you with the Ceremony of Black Chaos card and the Dark Generator and turn you into the Magician of Black Chaos!
Dark Magician: Cool! At least I get used and loose this purple armor!
Mako: NO!!!!! I NEED HIM!!!!!
Yugi: Too bad, he's mine. :P
Mako: Grrrr……..
Yugi: Wait, isn't your name Mako Tsunami?
Mako: Ya……..*checks the script* I guess it is.
Yugi: You're the number one ranked ocean duelist in the world! Yu-gi- oh *Changes into Yami Yugi*
Yugi, now called Yami Yugi: Mako Tsunami, I challenge you to a duel!
Mako: Wait! I don't know how to play Duel Monsters!
Nova: *Pops in* Ya, she just killed Mako and stole him name.
Mako: *Grabs a fan that fell out of the sky and whaps Nova* Bastard! You weren't supposed to tell anyone!
Yami Yugi: Ok, this is weird. Biya!!! *Poofs away with the Dark Magician*
Nova: enough with the Yu-gi-oh references!
Mako: Gr, fine as long as you're here, go and get them!
Nova: *disappears*
Ice Climbers: Um… where did he go?
Mako: Don't you know, he's a Shadow Dragon! He's probably getting ready to attack you all right now! He can after all use illusions. He's probably gonna get you right now! Right Nova???
*Silence*
Mako: See!
Everyone:*look at each other suspiciously*
*loud noise*
Roy: *jumps into Marth's arms*
Marth: ^-^ *smile*
Peach: *tries to jump into Mario's arms, but with him being such a short, weak, fat plumber, can't hold her up, so the both fall*
Mario: Peachy! What-a did you do that-a for?
Peach: *cries* I though you would catch me!
Mario: Sorry *pets her*
Peach: *purrs*
Link: *looks at Marth cuddling with Roy in his arms. Looks at Mario petting Peach. Looks at Zelda. He tries to jump into her arms*
Zelda: * decides to change into Sheik*
Link: O.O *falls* ZELDA…. Why did you decided to change into Sheik right now?
Sheik: I run faster this way and I figured we're gonna be running pretty soon.
Young Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *point to Sheik* It's the Shadow Dragon!
All: *look at each other and scatter in all directions and run around in circles like chickens with their heads cut off*
Mako: Um, what was that anyways???
Ness: *stops* My nose was itchy and I sneezed.
Mako: O.o
Marth: *puts down Roy*
Roy: *Pouts* Maaaaaaaaarth….
Marth: Don't worry Roy, we'll have more time to do that later.
Roy: ^-^ *smile* Yay!
*suddenly a giant platform comes down from the sky with a giant black dragon with massive wings and 3 huge claws coming from his knuckles*
Mewtwo: Quite a strange looking creature. *looks at himself in a mirror that magically appeared in front of him just because Nova wanted to prove he did not look that strange* But then again…..
Mako: There you are! Go and get them!
Nova: *opens one eyes half way* Wha……….*goes back to sleep*
Mako: Get them you big fat ass lazy pile of crap!
Nova: *Snotbubble* no mommy, I don't wanna go play with the bunnies………... They always make fun of me……..*snore*
Mako: O.O;;;;;;; What the hell! Get up!
Nova: *rolls over and falls off the platform*
*a loud BAM is heard, all the Melee characters stop running and stare at the giant black dragon*
Young Link: Oh, so that's a Shadow Dragon. Cool!
Sheik: *mumbles* stupid little arrogant younger version of my boyfriend….
Young Link: What was that Sheik?
Sheik: *fakely innocent and sweat* Nothing.
Young Link: Ok!
Nova: *two snotbubbles*
Mako: *walks over to Nova and kicks him in the head* Get up you worthless piece of trash and go and get them!
Nova: *gets up and gets into a battle pose*
Mario: RUN-A!!!!!!!!!
Fox: Why should we *gets cut off*
Falco: Shut the hell up and run!
All: *scatter and run off the arena in different directions*
Mako: You did that on purpose didn't you?
Nova: It's the game plan. It'll make in more fun.
Mako: Damn you. I wanted to torture them before the end of the chapter!
Nova: But, this makes them more afraid of us! And we can have fun find them all!
Mako: Like a big game of hide-and-seek. You're good Nova, very good.
Nova: I have my moments.
Mako: Ya, and they're very few and very far apart. But whenever they decided to pop up, they're good. Very good.
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Mako: Ok, and that was the first chapter in this insane fic!
Nova: Hahahaha, can't wait to hunt down those losers! When I find them they'll be frozen like bunnies caught in headlights. Death to all bunnies!!!
Mako: *sweatbubble* Anyways, you guys wanna see another chapter??? Please review and tell me what ya think so far!
Nova: Ya, review, but I think we'll right more even if you don't want more!
Mako: YA!!!!!!!! Ok, now go and review, or be a bum and don't.
Nova: Wow, you must feel special.
Mako: *smacks Nova in the head* Shut up! Anyways, um, WARNING slight SHOUNEN-AI (Marth/Roy) nothing major. Some other pairings…..Some character bashing I guess. NOT I repeat NOT a Mary sue. If it, was I would hang myself from the nearest tree. They are the true form of evil. Me and Nova are only in the fic because I can't think of another way to carry out the plans I have, and I don't think that the Master and Crazy hand would do the job right. Yu-gi-oh references in the beginning, and um….. I think that's it! This story is co-written by my slave….er… I mean assistant Nova!
Nova: Thank you…. I think…… Now on with the fic!
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One day the entire cast of….
Announcer guy's voice: Super Smash Brothers Melee!!!!!!!!!
…….. that was odd. Anyways, they all started a big royal rumble match in the Final Destination arena for no apparent reason except to begin this fic.
Link: *stabs G&W and he flies to the other end of the arena* Hahahahaha! Defeated once again you wad of paper!
G&W: Beep buzz beep!
Samus: *about to shoot Link in the back* Hahahaha! I got you now Fairy Boy!
Zelda: *kicks Samus in the back of the head* Don't try to kill my boyfriend!
Everything was going on well until…
Mako: *pop* um….. hi?
Everyone else: O.o *stare at the girl in that appeared in the middle of the arena*
Captain Falcon: *points* Who the hell are you!?!?
Bower: How did you get here?!?!?
Math: Why did you steal my hair colour!*hugs Roy for comfort*
Roy: ^-^ *hugs Marth back*
G&W: *annoying clicking sounds* BEEP BEEP BUZZ BUZZ?!?!?
Kirby: I though only I could fly!
Jigglypuff: Jiggly!
Kirby: Sorry, forgot about you.
Jigglypuff: Puff!
Kirby: Anyways, I thought only me and Jiggly over there could fly.
Mewtwo: Don't forget about me. I can use my psychic powers are float.
Kirby: FINE! Ok, only me, Jigglyfruit, er, puff and the psychic psycho Mewtwo
Mewtwo: Hey! I resent that!
Kirby: As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, only us three can fly, unless someone else has the ability to fly. Well, anyone else?!?!?!
All: *silent*
Kirby: GOOD! That's what I thought!
Mako: Well, I can too! I have magical powers! So there! Ha! :P
Kirby, Jigglypuff, and Mewtwo: ……..ok *sweatbubble*
Mako: Anyways, my name is Mako Tsunami, I'm 15, female, in high school, my sign is piceses…
Ganondorf: Shut up! We don't care!
Mako: Meanie. Anywho, I'm here to capture you all and torture you and drive you insane for my own personal amusement! *Sparkle sparkle, smile smile*
All: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
Mako: *sees Pikachu* Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww lookie, it's a pokéchu! *Grabs Pikachu and hugs it*
Pikachu: *Gets pissed off* Pi pikachu! Pika pi!
Mako: *cuddles Pikachu* It's so adorable!
Pikachu: *Really pissed off* Pi ka chu!!! *Zaps Mako with a thundershock*
Mako: *Throws Pikachu away* I don't like you anymore! :P *suddenly sees Pichu* OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO MUCH CUTER THEN THAT STUPID LITTLE YELLOW ANNOYING ELECTRIC RAT/HAMSTER!!!!!!! *grabs Pichu and hugs it*
Pichu: *is uncomfortable and tries to push Mako away*
Mako: Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww! It likes me! *hugs Pichu tighter, if that is possible*
Pichu: *isn't getting enough oxygen and squeaks out* Pichu, pi pichu pi! *shocks Mako…. again*
Mako: The hell! *Chucks Pichu at Pikachu* I hate all you Pokéchus!!!!!!
Pichu and Pikachu: @-@ *swirley eyes*
Mako: *sniff* No one appreciates how long if takes to get my hair so perfect and spike it like that! And now these stupid pokéchus come and wreck it! *cries*
Roy: I feel your pain. No one realizes how much gel it takes to get your hair to stay like that. everyone thinks I never brush my hair…
Marth: I know you brush your hair. I have to wait an hour before I can use the bathroom every morning!
Roy: Hey….*sniff* I though you liked my hair…
Marth: It's not that it's just that you take too long. *hugs Roy*
Roy: *sniffle* Marth you know you love me.
Marth: Ya. But you still take too long to do your hair.
Roy:……….
Mako: *uses her magical author powers and her hair turns back to the way it was before, blue and spikey with long perfect bangs front, not chared, burned and ruined* Um………..! Go Blue Eyes White Dragon!
*Blue Eyes White Dragon Appears*
Mako: Blue Eyes White Dragon, go and get them!
Roy: RUN!!!!!!!!
Blue Eyes White Dragon: *snort. tries to eat Mako's hair*
All: *stop running and watch*
Mako: *pulls her hair out of his mouth* Eewwwww! Bad boy! Now get them!
Blue Eyes White Dragon: *keeps trying to eat her hair*
Mako: Grrrrrrrrrrr…………..*pulls out gigantic 10 foot sword* DIE!!!!!!!!!
*Suddenly Seto Kiaba appears*
Seto: Blue Eyes White Dragon, get back here! We battle Yugi in *looks at his watch* 10 MINUTES!!!!!
Blue Eyes White Dragon: *waddles over to Seto*
Seto: *turns to Mako* Never do that again! The Blue Eyes White Dragon will only listen to me!
*Seto and Blue Eyes White Dragon disappear in a puff of smoke*
Mako: That went…. well I guess. Ok, I'll get someone more reliable!
Melee cast: *Turn around ready to run for it*
Mario: Run-a when I say-a so!
Fox: Why the hell should we listen to you!
Mario: Because-a I'm Nintendo's mascot!
Fox: No fair! You're just older then us!
Falco: It's not our fault that Nintendo made you first!
G&W: Beep beep buzz beep buzz buzz beep!
Peach: He does have a point Mario dear. He WAS the first character to star in a Nintendo game.
Mario: Grrrrrrrrrrr……… By-a the way Peachy, how can you-a understand what that-a 2D freak says-a?
Peach: I dunno, ask the author.
All: *stare at Mako*
Mako: *Sweatbubble* That's not the point! Go Dark Magician!
Dark Magician: *poof!* Uh……. Why am I here? *gets glomped by Mako*
Mako: *looks up at the Dark Magician* because I wanna capture all the Smash Bros Characters and torture them needlessly and you're my favorite attack card!
Dark Magician: *flattered* Thanks! I know, but Yugi hasn't been using me much lately….
Mako: That's ok! Cheer up! Now, go and get them!
Mario: RUN!!!!
Fox: Why should we listen to you!
Mario: Because-a that big guy in purple armor is about-a to fry-a our asses!
Mako: Shaddup!
Dark Magician: *gets ready to go after them*
*Poof!*
Ness: Who's here now!
Yugi: Um…. Dark Magician? Um have that match against Kiaba in… uh…..*checks his watch* 5 minutes.
Dark Magician: You mean actually plan on using me this time!
Yugi: Yes. Yes I do. I'm going to combine you with the Ceremony of Black Chaos card and the Dark Generator and turn you into the Magician of Black Chaos!
Dark Magician: Cool! At least I get used and loose this purple armor!
Mako: NO!!!!! I NEED HIM!!!!!
Yugi: Too bad, he's mine. :P
Mako: Grrrr……..
Yugi: Wait, isn't your name Mako Tsunami?
Mako: Ya……..*checks the script* I guess it is.
Yugi: You're the number one ranked ocean duelist in the world! Yu-gi- oh *Changes into Yami Yugi*
Yugi, now called Yami Yugi: Mako Tsunami, I challenge you to a duel!
Mako: Wait! I don't know how to play Duel Monsters!
Nova: *Pops in* Ya, she just killed Mako and stole him name.
Mako: *Grabs a fan that fell out of the sky and whaps Nova* Bastard! You weren't supposed to tell anyone!
Yami Yugi: Ok, this is weird. Biya!!! *Poofs away with the Dark Magician*
Nova: enough with the Yu-gi-oh references!
Mako: Gr, fine as long as you're here, go and get them!
Nova: *disappears*
Ice Climbers: Um… where did he go?
Mako: Don't you know, he's a Shadow Dragon! He's probably getting ready to attack you all right now! He can after all use illusions. He's probably gonna get you right now! Right Nova???
*Silence*
Mako: See!
Everyone:*look at each other suspiciously*
*loud noise*
Roy: *jumps into Marth's arms*
Marth: ^-^ *smile*
Peach: *tries to jump into Mario's arms, but with him being such a short, weak, fat plumber, can't hold her up, so the both fall*
Mario: Peachy! What-a did you do that-a for?
Peach: *cries* I though you would catch me!
Mario: Sorry *pets her*
Peach: *purrs*
Link: *looks at Marth cuddling with Roy in his arms. Looks at Mario petting Peach. Looks at Zelda. He tries to jump into her arms*
Zelda: * decides to change into Sheik*
Link: O.O *falls* ZELDA…. Why did you decided to change into Sheik right now?
Sheik: I run faster this way and I figured we're gonna be running pretty soon.
Young Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *point to Sheik* It's the Shadow Dragon!
All: *look at each other and scatter in all directions and run around in circles like chickens with their heads cut off*
Mako: Um, what was that anyways???
Ness: *stops* My nose was itchy and I sneezed.
Mako: O.o
Marth: *puts down Roy*
Roy: *Pouts* Maaaaaaaaarth….
Marth: Don't worry Roy, we'll have more time to do that later.
Roy: ^-^ *smile* Yay!
*suddenly a giant platform comes down from the sky with a giant black dragon with massive wings and 3 huge claws coming from his knuckles*
Mewtwo: Quite a strange looking creature. *looks at himself in a mirror that magically appeared in front of him just because Nova wanted to prove he did not look that strange* But then again…..
Mako: There you are! Go and get them!
Nova: *opens one eyes half way* Wha……….*goes back to sleep*
Mako: Get them you big fat ass lazy pile of crap!
Nova: *Snotbubble* no mommy, I don't wanna go play with the bunnies………... They always make fun of me……..*snore*
Mako: O.O;;;;;;; What the hell! Get up!
Nova: *rolls over and falls off the platform*
*a loud BAM is heard, all the Melee characters stop running and stare at the giant black dragon*
Young Link: Oh, so that's a Shadow Dragon. Cool!
Sheik: *mumbles* stupid little arrogant younger version of my boyfriend….
Young Link: What was that Sheik?
Sheik: *fakely innocent and sweat* Nothing.
Young Link: Ok!
Nova: *two snotbubbles*
Mako: *walks over to Nova and kicks him in the head* Get up you worthless piece of trash and go and get them!
Nova: *gets up and gets into a battle pose*
Mario: RUN-A!!!!!!!!!
Fox: Why should we *gets cut off*
Falco: Shut the hell up and run!
All: *scatter and run off the arena in different directions*
Mako: You did that on purpose didn't you?
Nova: It's the game plan. It'll make in more fun.
Mako: Damn you. I wanted to torture them before the end of the chapter!
Nova: But, this makes them more afraid of us! And we can have fun find them all!
Mako: Like a big game of hide-and-seek. You're good Nova, very good.
Nova: I have my moments.
Mako: Ya, and they're very few and very far apart. But whenever they decided to pop up, they're good. Very good.
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Mako: Ok, and that was the first chapter in this insane fic!
Nova: Hahahaha, can't wait to hunt down those losers! When I find them they'll be frozen like bunnies caught in headlights. Death to all bunnies!!!
Mako: *sweatbubble* Anyways, you guys wanna see another chapter??? Please review and tell me what ya think so far!
Nova: Ya, review, but I think we'll right more even if you don't want more!
Mako: YA!!!!!!!! Ok, now go and review, or be a bum and don't.
