Mako: Hi!!!!!*waves to the reader* Ok, this is my first Smash Bros. Melee fic……… hell. This IS my first fic. Anyways, I don't own Smash Bros. Melee, and I also don't own Yu-gi-oh.

Nova: Wow, you must feel special.

Mako: *smacks Nova in the head* Shut up! Anyways, um, WARNING slight SHOUNEN-AI (Marth/Roy) nothing major. Some other pairings…..Some character bashing I guess. NOT I repeat NOT a Mary sue. If it, was I would hang myself from the nearest tree. They are the true form of evil. Me and Nova are only in the fic because I can't think of another way to carry out the plans I have, and I don't think that the Master and Crazy hand would do the job right. Yu-gi-oh references in the beginning, and um….. I think that's it! This story is co-written by my slave….er… I mean assistant Nova!

Nova: Thank you…. I think…… Now on with the fic!

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One day the entire cast of….

Announcer guy's voice: Super Smash Brothers Melee!!!!!!!!!

…….. that was odd. Anyways, they all started a big royal rumble match in the Final Destination arena for no apparent reason except to begin this fic.

Link: *stabs G&W and he flies to the other end of the arena* Hahahahaha! Defeated once again you wad of paper!

G&W: Beep buzz beep!

Samus: *about to shoot Link in the back* Hahahaha! I got you now Fairy Boy!

Zelda: *kicks Samus in the back of the head* Don't try to kill my boyfriend!

Everything was going on well until…

Mako: *pop* um….. hi?

Everyone else: O.o *stare at the girl in that appeared in the middle of the arena*

Captain Falcon: *points* Who the hell are you!?!?

Bower: How did you get here?!?!?

Math: Why did you steal my hair colour!*hugs Roy for comfort*

Roy: ^-^ *hugs Marth back*

G&W: *annoying clicking sounds* BEEP BEEP BUZZ BUZZ?!?!?

Kirby: I though only I could fly!

Jigglypuff: Jiggly!

Kirby: Sorry, forgot about you.

Jigglypuff: Puff!

Kirby: Anyways, I thought only me and Jiggly over there could fly.

Mewtwo: Don't forget about me. I can use my psychic powers are float.

Kirby: FINE! Ok, only me, Jigglyfruit, er, puff and the psychic psycho Mewtwo

Mewtwo: Hey! I resent that!

Kirby: As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, only us three can fly, unless someone else has the ability to fly. Well, anyone else?!?!?!

All: *silent*

Kirby: GOOD! That's what I thought!

Mako: Well, I can too! I have magical powers! So there! Ha! :P

Kirby, Jigglypuff, and Mewtwo: ……..ok *sweatbubble*

Mako: Anyways, my name is Mako Tsunami, I'm 15, female, in high school, my sign is piceses…

Ganondorf: Shut up! We don't care!

Mako: Meanie. Anywho, I'm here to capture you all and torture you and drive you insane for my own personal amusement! *Sparkle sparkle, smile smile*

All: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!

Mako: *sees Pikachu* Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww lookie, it's a pokéchu! *Grabs Pikachu and hugs it*

Pikachu: *Gets pissed off* Pi pikachu! Pika pi!

Mako: *cuddles Pikachu* It's so adorable!

Pikachu: *Really pissed off* Pi ka chu!!! *Zaps Mako with a thundershock*

Mako: *Throws Pikachu away* I don't like you anymore! :P *suddenly sees Pichu* OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO MUCH CUTER THEN THAT STUPID LITTLE YELLOW ANNOYING ELECTRIC RAT/HAMSTER!!!!!!! *grabs Pichu and hugs it*

Pichu: *is uncomfortable and tries to push Mako away*

Mako: Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww! It likes me! *hugs Pichu tighter, if that is possible*

Pichu: *isn't getting enough oxygen and squeaks out* Pichu, pi pichu pi! *shocks Mako…. again*

Mako: The hell! *Chucks Pichu at Pikachu* I hate all you Pokéchus!!!!!!

Pichu and Pikachu: @-@ *swirley eyes*

Mako: *sniff* No one appreciates how long if takes to get my hair so perfect and spike it like that! And now these stupid pokéchus come and wreck it! *cries*

Roy: I feel your pain. No one realizes how much gel it takes to get your hair to stay like that. everyone thinks I never brush my hair…

Marth: I know you brush your hair. I have to wait an hour before I can use the bathroom every morning!

Roy: Hey….*sniff* I though you liked my hair…

Marth: It's not that it's just that you take too long. *hugs Roy*

Roy: *sniffle* Marth you know you love me.

Marth: Ya. But you still take too long to do your hair.

Roy:……….

Mako: *uses her magical author powers and her hair turns back to the way it was before, blue and spikey with long perfect bangs front, not chared, burned and ruined* Um………..! Go Blue Eyes White Dragon!

*Blue Eyes White Dragon Appears*

Mako: Blue Eyes White Dragon, go and get them!

Roy: RUN!!!!!!!!

Blue Eyes White Dragon: *snort. tries to eat Mako's hair*

All: *stop running and watch*

Mako: *pulls her hair out of his mouth* Eewwwww! Bad boy! Now get them!

Blue Eyes White Dragon: *keeps trying to eat her hair*

Mako: Grrrrrrrrrrr…………..*pulls out gigantic 10 foot sword* DIE!!!!!!!!!

*Suddenly Seto Kiaba appears*

Seto: Blue Eyes White Dragon, get back here! We battle Yugi in *looks at his watch* 10 MINUTES!!!!!

Blue Eyes White Dragon: *waddles over to Seto*

Seto: *turns to Mako* Never do that again! The Blue Eyes White Dragon will only listen to me!

*Seto and Blue Eyes White Dragon disappear in a puff of smoke*

Mako: That went…. well I guess. Ok, I'll get someone more reliable!

Melee cast: *Turn around ready to run for it*

Mario: Run-a when I say-a so!

Fox: Why the hell should we listen to you!

Mario: Because-a I'm Nintendo's mascot!

Fox: No fair! You're just older then us!

Falco: It's not our fault that Nintendo made you first!

G&W: Beep beep buzz beep buzz buzz beep!

Peach: He does have a point Mario dear. He WAS the first character to star in a Nintendo game.

Mario: Grrrrrrrrrrr……… By-a the way Peachy, how can you-a understand what that-a 2D freak says-a?

Peach: I dunno, ask the author.

All: *stare at Mako*

Mako: *Sweatbubble* That's not the point! Go Dark Magician!

Dark Magician: *poof!* Uh……. Why am I here? *gets glomped by Mako*

Mako: *looks up at the Dark Magician* because I wanna capture all the Smash Bros Characters and torture them needlessly and you're my favorite attack card!

Dark Magician: *flattered* Thanks! I know, but Yugi hasn't been using me much lately….

Mako: That's ok! Cheer up! Now, go and get them!

Mario: RUN!!!!

Fox: Why should we listen to you!

Mario: Because-a that big guy in purple armor is about-a to fry-a our asses!

Mako: Shaddup!

Dark Magician: *gets ready to go after them*

*Poof!*

Ness: Who's here now!

Yugi: Um…. Dark Magician? Um have that match against Kiaba in… uh…..*checks his watch* 5 minutes.

Dark Magician: You mean actually plan on using me this time!

Yugi: Yes. Yes I do. I'm going to combine you with the Ceremony of Black Chaos card and the Dark Generator and turn you into the Magician of Black Chaos!

Dark Magician: Cool! At least I get used and loose this purple armor!

Mako: NO!!!!! I NEED HIM!!!!!

Yugi: Too bad, he's mine. :P

Mako: Grrrr……..

Yugi: Wait, isn't your name Mako Tsunami?

Mako: Ya……..*checks the script* I guess it is.

Yugi: You're the number one ranked ocean duelist in the world! Yu-gi- oh *Changes into Yami Yugi*

Yugi, now called Yami Yugi: Mako Tsunami, I challenge you to a duel!

Mako: Wait! I don't know how to play Duel Monsters!

Nova: *Pops in* Ya, she just killed Mako and stole him name.

Mako: *Grabs a fan that fell out of the sky and whaps Nova* Bastard! You weren't supposed to tell anyone!

Yami Yugi: Ok, this is weird. Biya!!! *Poofs away with the Dark Magician*

Nova: enough with the Yu-gi-oh references!

Mako: Gr, fine as long as you're here, go and get them!

Nova: *disappears*

Ice Climbers: Um… where did he go?

Mako: Don't you know, he's a Shadow Dragon! He's probably getting ready to attack you all right now! He can after all use illusions. He's probably gonna get you right now! Right Nova???

*Silence*

Mako: See!

Everyone:*look at each other suspiciously*

*loud noise*

Roy: *jumps into Marth's arms*

Marth: ^-^ *smile*

Peach: *tries to jump into Mario's arms, but with him being such a short, weak, fat plumber, can't hold her up, so the both fall*

Mario: Peachy! What-a did you do that-a for?

Peach: *cries* I though you would catch me!

Mario: Sorry *pets her*

Peach: *purrs*

Link: *looks at Marth cuddling with Roy in his arms. Looks at Mario petting Peach. Looks at Zelda. He tries to jump into her arms*

Zelda: * decides to change into Sheik*

Link: O.O *falls* ZELDA…. Why did you decided to change into Sheik right now?

Sheik: I run faster this way and I figured we're gonna be running pretty soon.

Young Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *point to Sheik* It's the Shadow Dragon!

All: *look at each other and scatter in all directions and run around in circles like chickens with their heads cut off*

Mako: Um, what was that anyways???

Ness: *stops* My nose was itchy and I sneezed.

Mako: O.o

Marth: *puts down Roy*

Roy: *Pouts* Maaaaaaaaarth….

Marth: Don't worry Roy, we'll have more time to do that later.

Roy: ^-^ *smile* Yay!

*suddenly a giant platform comes down from the sky with a giant black dragon with massive wings and 3 huge claws coming from his knuckles*

Mewtwo: Quite a strange looking creature. *looks at himself in a mirror that magically appeared in front of him just because Nova wanted to prove he did not look that strange* But then again…..

Mako: There you are! Go and get them!

Nova: *opens one eyes half way* Wha……….*goes back to sleep*

Mako: Get them you big fat ass lazy pile of crap!

Nova: *Snotbubble* no mommy, I don't wanna go play with the bunnies………... They always make fun of me……..*snore*

Mako: O.O;;;;;;; What the hell! Get up!

Nova: *rolls over and falls off the platform*

*a loud BAM is heard, all the Melee characters stop running and stare at the giant black dragon*

Young Link: Oh, so that's a Shadow Dragon. Cool!

Sheik: *mumbles* stupid little arrogant younger version of my boyfriend….

Young Link: What was that Sheik?

Sheik: *fakely innocent and sweat* Nothing.

Young Link: Ok!

Nova: *two snotbubbles*

Mako: *walks over to Nova and kicks him in the head* Get up you worthless piece of trash and go and get them!

Nova: *gets up and gets into a battle pose*

Mario: RUN-A!!!!!!!!!

Fox: Why should we *gets cut off*

Falco: Shut the hell up and run!

All: *scatter and run off the arena in different directions*

Mako: You did that on purpose didn't you?

Nova: It's the game plan. It'll make in more fun.

Mako: Damn you. I wanted to torture them before the end of the chapter!

Nova: But, this makes them more afraid of us! And we can have fun find them all!

Mako: Like a big game of hide-and-seek. You're good Nova, very good.

Nova: I have my moments.

Mako: Ya, and they're very few and very far apart. But whenever they decided to pop up, they're good. Very good.

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Mako: Ok, and that was the first chapter in this insane fic!

Nova: Hahahaha, can't wait to hunt down those losers! When I find them they'll be frozen like bunnies caught in headlights. Death to all bunnies!!!

Mako: *sweatbubble* Anyways, you guys wanna see another chapter??? Please review and tell me what ya think so far!

Nova: Ya, review, but I think we'll right more even if you don't want more!

Mako: YA!!!!!!!! Ok, now go and review, or be a bum and don't.