Let me know what you think! This fic is going to be extremely OOC, but I had to make it extremely funny. Also, it is rated T for a reason, they are teenagers. Hormonal teenagers. Nothing graphic, but they are teenagers. They will curse, cuss, and be perverted. Remember that.
Season 2 never happened.
Disclaimer: I don't own YJ in any way, shape, or form. I wish I did, but I don't.
12:34 p.m. October 31, Hall of Justice, Washington D.C.
Thanks to G. Gordon Godfrey, the league were in trouble. They were accused of not interacting at all with the people they protected. And, much to Batman's complete disapproval and annoyance, they hosted an October Festival in D.C. that would take all the money and donate it to charity.
The team had gone to the street festival, deciding to take the day off of crime fighting.
M'gann, clad in her Miss Martian uniform, beamed with happiness and dragged to a game. "Ooh, Conner, can you win me that stuffed bear?!" she asked hopefully.
Superboy blinked. "Uhh, yeah sure." he shrugged, and put down a dollar.
"Just hit those three cans with one hit and you get it." The man at the counter instructed, still slightly surprised at seeing these teen heroes here.
He picked up a ball and threw it at the three cans.
"Nice job, Supey!" Kid Flash began, then saw the ball rip right through the back of the tent. There was a loud scream, and before they knew it, something hit Artemis in the back of her head.
"Ow!" Artemis shouted, holding her head and looked at what hit her. It was the ball Superboy had thrown.
Disbelief entered each of the teen's faces, as well as the man running the game. There were loud and angry shouts coming from the crowd. The team looked at one another, eyes wide, before M'gann cheerfully took the teddy bear off the rack and ran off, quickly followed by the team.
"I think we lost the angry mob." Rocket panted as they hid behind a large tent.
"Good." Zatanna breathed.
"You know, the only thing worse than an angry mob is-" Robin began, but was interrupted by loud screams. Kid Flash paled. Robin looked like he was going to faint.
"Fangirls." Aqualad finished faintly.
The three original sidekicks looked at one another with looks of horror. Then, they ran. They were quickly followed by a crowd of teenage girls, who were screaming and holding up posters.
"MARRY ME ROBIN!"
"GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME KF!"
"I'M A CHAMPION SWIMMER, AQUALAD!"
The team looked at one another, bewildered.
"Looks like you guys have some competition." Miss Martian giggled at the priceless expressions on Artemis, Zatanna, and Rocket's faces.
"So, you guys wanna go see that clown, he's making animal balloons!" Miss Martian said cheerfully.
Robin froze, and shuddered. "No thanks."
Kid Flash snorted, and poked his best friend. "Scared of clowns, Rob?"
"O-of course not." He scowled, but shakily followed them.
The clown greeted them with a happy smile. "Do you want a dog balloon?"
Robin, his masked eyes filled with fear and terror, squeaked in reply and ran off.
"Huh." Artemis blinked, "The Boy Wonder has a phobia with clowns."
There was a silence between the team. Then they started cracking up. Yes, even Aqualad and Superboy. When they finished dying of laughter, they met up with Robin, who was hiding behind the popcorn man.
"C'mon, Rob, the bad bad clown isn't here anymore." Zatanna giggled.
Robin blushed. "Good."
"Seriously, Rob, how are you afraid of clowns?" Rocket laughed.
"Where do I live?" He asked, glaring at them.
"Gotham." Superboy answered, smirking still.
"And you know what Gotham is famous for?"
"Their villains and high crime rates." Miss Martian said helpfully, still trying to stifle her giggles.
"And can you care to name the villains we fight?"
"Ooh! I got this one." Kid Flash laughed. "Let's see... Poison Ivy, Bane, Riddler, Calender Man, Penguin, Harley Quinn, Joker-" He froze at the name.
"Exactly." Robin glared, his eye twitching.
Silence reigned.
"I still don't see how that clown looked ANYTHING like Joker." Artemis said finally. The team, except Robin, started laughing again.
Robin glared at them, swearing his revenge. They wouldn't laugh at Boy Wonder after he was done.
"Come on, let's go in the haunted house." Zatanna suggested.
"Nahh, not really my thing." Robin shrugged.
"What, boy wonder scared of a few plastic bats and cheap ghosts too? Don't worry, Robbie, we'll make sure no clowns are in there." Artemis taunted.
Robin's jaw clenched. "Of course not! And this is the Justice League, I'm sure they did a little better than that."
Nevertheless, they went inside. The seats were two seaters, so Artemis and Kid Flash sat together, Superboy and Miss Martian, Zatanna and Robin, and Aqualad and Rocket.
As they entered a dark corridor and the wall shut down behind their carts, the ride suddenly stopped.
"Awww man!" Kid Flash whined.
"Come on, let's get out of here." Robin sighed, pushing the bars off him and Zatanna. They all stood up and turned, only to find that the way in was locked.
"Huh, that's strange." Rocket frowned.
"I could use my super strength to punch it down." Superboy suggested.
"Don't!" Robin warned. "Breaking the door down isn't an option. You don't know how it supports the top, the whole place could come crashing down on us and the civilians."
"So, no destruction." Zatanna confirmed.
Kid Flash suddenly started vibrating rapidly. "KF, don't-!" Robin began, but the speedster ran into the wall, only to come bouncing back a few seconds later, sporting a bloody nose.
Sighs passed across the group.
"Nice try." Miss Martian comforted. Kid Flash just grumbled under his breath while Robin handed him a few tissues from his belt.
"I'd try a teleportation spell, but I can't travel with others yet." Zatanna said, looking downcast.
"There's always the exit." Aqualad reminded them.
"Well, what are we waiting for then?" Artemis led them down the hall confidently. They ran into a cement wall. On it, in red pain (Or blood) were the words 'help me'.
"Well, that's not creepy at all."
The wall lifted up, and the team continued to walk, slightly shaken by the wall. Suddenly, there was a scream, and the emergency lights flickered out.
"Guys, don't panic, let me just grab my flashlight-" Robin flickered his flashlight on. In front of them, was a demented body with it's arms mangled and bloody.
Zatanna screamed, practically jumping into Robin's arms. Miss Martian looked ready to have a heart attack as she screamed louder than Zatanna, actually jumping into Superboy's arms.
"Holy-" Robin yelped, jumping backwards into the screaming Kid Flash and Artemis. He dropped the flashlight.
"Artemis! I thought you said this was a kid thing!" Rocket squeaked, a death grip on their resident Atlantean. The usual blank faced hero looked ready to wet himself. And not in the ocean.
"I THOUGHT IT WAS!" Artemis shouted back.
A voice came out of no where. "LEAVE OR DIE!"
"WHERE THE F*CK IS THE EXIT!?" Kid Flash hollered back.
They were running past the body and through the hall now. They were stopped by a freaky looking, large, and very hairy spider. Not like the three inches large spider. But like a size of an elephant large. Zatanna screamed. They had completely forgotten Zatanna had arachnophobia.
Artemis fired an arrow at it, but it simply dodged.
"RUN!" Aqualad shouted, scared out of his wits. The team ran through a door, and Robin shut it leaning on it while panting heavily.
They were met by a blank room with a single portrait in it. No, not a portrait, it was a mirror. They cautiously approached it, when a figure appeared in the mirror.
"Uhh... you guys see that too, right?" Superboy asked hesitantly.
"Mm hmm." Was the general reply. They slowly turned to see a woman with white skin, empty eye sockets, and hair flowing out in every direction.
Needless to say, they were terrified. They ran away from the woman, screaming bloody murder. The team halted to a stop at the sight of a blue-green ogre with popping yellow eyes, fangs for it's two front teeth, and pointy ears. It roared at them.
Finally, the team burst through the exit, hyperventilating. Most of the Justice League were there, and turned and saw them.
"What happened?" Superman asked, looking confused.
"THERE WAS THIS THING-"
"AND IT BROKE DOWN-"
"THE SPIDER WENT LIKE-"
"IT WAS A GODDAMN OGRE-"
"AND WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT GHOST WOMAN!?"
The crowd, and the league, stared at the pale white team.
"Ooookaaaay." Superman replied, his voice slow. "Let's get you guys to Black Canary."
Batman appeared out of no where. "Robin, home. Now."
The pale boy wonder practically jumped on him. The Dynamic Duo vanished.
Batman and Robin entered the Hall of Justice, about to head to the Zeta Tubes to head back home.
"Did you have fun?" Batman asked.
Robin, no longer looking pale and terrified, smirked. "Of course."
"You know, next time you could have just sent me after them." Batman said.
"But where's the fun in that?"
"You find fun in hacking the ride's main frame and adding real life holograms and animations to freak out your team for making fun of your fear in clowns?" Batman asked, struggling to keep the pride out of his tone.
"Yep." Robin cackled.
Batman smirked, proud of his little bird. The team should have known better than to not expect some form of revenge.
