Chapter One: Getting Things Started

Hey, Pokemon fans out there! This Fanfiction, called and all chapters after it will be written by me, the awesome, cool, smart, 5 minutes later… and better than all, Hawkman32! Oh, and the second best of all .315. This is a tribe battle. This will be a war of the 17 types: water, fire, grass, bug, ghost, flying, poison, ice, psychic, dragon, dark, steel, ground, rock, electric, normal, and fighting. It all started in the electric tribe…

"Okay everyone, listen up!" Chief Electivire was discussing the plan to attack the water tribe. "First form Pokemon attack from the left. Second forms, attack from the right. Third forms attack from the middle."

"Sir, yes, sir," said everybody. But one Pokemon wasn't listening. He was looking at the clock waiting for sunset. Because he was Shinx, leader of the Resistance. The Resistance was a group of Pokemon who conquer other tribes to unite everyone. Tonight was their first meeting.

"Shinx! What did I just say?"

"Huh? You're waiting for it to snow?"

"I SAID WATER NOT SNOW! GET IT STRAIGHT YOU IDIOTIC LITTLE STUPIDLY IDIOTICLY WEIRD…"

One Hour Later

"WIMPY LITTLE WORTHLESSLEY LITTLE POKEMON!"

"Right back at ya Electivire," said Shinx.

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"Okay," said Shinx. "I have somewhere to be anyway. Thanks to you I don't have to worry about being too early." So Shinx headed to Rocky Ground.

"Hey everybody! I'm Ash! I'm the first human in this Fanficti- AAAGGHHH!"

He was immediately zapped by Shinx's Spark and a Thunder from a random Raichu who instantly retreated.

"No humans in this Fanfiction," said Shinx.

"Charizard! Use Blast Burn!"

Charizard used Blast Burn… but let's just say that Ash isn't with us anymore.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" shouted Misty, May, Dawn, Iris and Brock for some gay reason.

They began to kiss Ash's No-Longer-Existent-Body, wishing that they had taken the chance to do it before. While they did this they drowned in their tears.

"Eh, I didn't like him anyway," said Pikachu.

"Why?" shouted Infernape. "He was the first to respect me."

He cried so much that being Fire-Fighting he Fainted.

Sceptile cried, drinking his tears.

"Pikachu," said Buneary. "It's time for me to kiss you so much you're infatuated by me."

"Wait!" said Pikachu. "In this Fanfiction, we're supposed to hate each other. Brick Break!"

Pikachu consistently slapped Buneary with Brick Break. Even after Buneary Fainted, Pikachu kept doing this until Pikachu knew Buneary was dead.

"I'll go with you Shinx." said Pikachu.

It took them one hour to get to their Rocky Grounds. They talked on the way.

"So you're trying to end the Rivalry between the Seventeen Tribes." said Pikachu.

"Yes." said Shinx. "Although the Normal and Flying Type Pokemon Tribes have a Truce."

"They should all have a Truce." said Pikachu.

"Yeah," said Shinx. "Still though, you killed that Buneary."

Pikachu blushed.

"Never mind that." Said Pikachu. "Leave your helping out job to me."

ROCKY GROUNDS

Shinx and Pikachu were in a Rocky Shelter in the Rocky Grounds. Shinx had made a stage to stand on. Pikachu stood on with him.

A Female Bidoof came into the Rocky Shelter with a Male Meowth and a Female Glameow.

"The Normal Types came." said Shinx. "I had a feeling you guys would show up after I asked you too. You guys did say that you want to end this Free-For-All."

"How are we going to stop the Free-For-All?" said Bidoof. "And who the Shit is that?"

"This is Pikachu our Vice President." said Shinx. "And watch your speech. Speech like that is not allowed in this Base. Stoutland may allow that, but we're kids. Not us."

"Sorry." said Bidoof.

"Its okay." said Shinx. "We can't just go in and stop the Free-For-All right away. Since this is our first day let's introduce ourselves. I can confirm that Pikachu is from Anime. I'm Shinx. I am an only child."

WATER TYPE BASE

"I heard from Jolteon that they are Attacking The Ground Type Pokemon Tribe and then The Rock Type Pokemon Tribe." said Electivire. "They are not here."

THE NEXT MORNING IN THE ELECTRIC TYPE BASE

"Electivire this is Pikachu my new friend." said Shinx.

"Pikachu why don't you work for me?" asked Electivre. "You're an Electric Type. It's only natural."

Pikachu looked at Shinx, who nodded; still smiling since Pikachu had came to the Base.

"Okay." said Pikachu.

"I wonder where Charizard and Sceptile are." said Pikachu.

"I wonder too." said Shinx. "Those teammates of yours just suddenly left after Sceptile was done crying. I wonder where they are too."

GRASS TYPE BASE

"Here I am." Said Sceptile. "Time to send the Leader of the Grass Type Pokemon Tribe running away crying."

FIRE TYPE BASE

"Here I am." Said Charizard. "Time to send the Leader of the Fire Type Pokemon Tribe running away crying."

.315 here with your ending Author's Notes. I did most of the writing here, but trust me, this Fanfiction was thought up by my buddy Hawkman32. I did the Chapter Title, the One Hour Later stuff and the Anime Character stuff though. Did you enjoy it? Ciao For Now!