Notes: A collaborative effort between grassyhyuuga and fall_into_life (on AO3) that should have yielded crack but didn't. This story contains a non-explicit M/M relationship.
"I'll be Mizukage next," Suigetsu says confidently, running a whetstone along the edge of his sword.
Mangetsu scoffs, shakes his head. "The last time a Hozuki wore the hat, everything went to shit. Why do you think you've got a shot?"
"Nah." Suigetsu waves off his brother's skepticism. "That was the Sandaime. Pay more attention to history. The Nidaime was a cool guy."
