This...this is just something random that came to me one day and I just finished writing it yesterday morning in school. Well any of you who recognises my username has probably read my other story in progress "The Bloody Mary Ritual". For the readers who read the fisrt three scapters (CHAPTERS!) of my story I will assure you that I'm working on chapter four it's just taking me more time with it then it did with the first three. So in the mean time enjoy this, this...thing. ENJOY!


Snape walked around the desks making sure all the little brats were working on their tests like they're suppose to (especially the Gryffindors). During last period a Gryffindor tried to pass a note, with various snake puns, to a Slytherin as an insult. Blah! The head of Slytherin gave that student three weeks of detention with him, professor Mcgonagall and Mr. Filch.

The tests are about what would happen if you put the wrong ingredient into a certain potion. Snape expected nothing much from the Potter brat with his low intelligence, like the boy's own arrogant father.

The fifth years were all quiet. The only sound made was Snape walking around the room and the scratching of quills against parchments.

Snape was just about to pass the "savior" when some strange voice came out of nowhere followed by weird music.

"IT'S PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY TIME, PEANUT AND JELLY TIME!"

Snape heard it coming from the young male Weasley whom is franticly, and panicky, searching through his school robes.

"PEANUT BUTTER, JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER, JELLY!"

By now half of the class were laughing at that stupid song. Snape was surprised that Potter too was laughing at his "friend". The other half of the class either chuckled, snickered or cackled at the next line.

"DO THE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY! PEANUT BETTER AND JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!"

Potter fell out of his chair rolling on the floor. Weasley found the device playing the horrid music and turned it off. His face was red as his hair from embarrassment. Snape snatched the music device from Weasley.

"Mr. Weasley," Snape said surprisingly calm. "Detention."

Weasley looked to Potter, who was still rolling on the floor, with fury in his eyes.

"HARRY!" The young red-head took off one of his shoes and started hitting potter with it. This action only made Potter laugh even harder. Weasley slapped his shoe across Potter's face. Even though the brat was still laughing Snape still had pull off Weasley from his house mate.

"Enough, Mr. Weasley," Snape shouted. "Stop unless you want double detention!"

The youngest male Weasley halted his actions put his shoe back on then sat back down. The whole class was quiet once more for fear of getting detention themselves. Potter finally calmed down enough to get up and sit back on his chair, but right now he was coughing a little bit to a dry throat (as a result from his cackling).

"Now," Snape said real loudly making sure that all the students were listening. "Whoever makes another stunt like that will get detention every weekend for the rest of the year! Do I make myself clear?"

"Yes sir." All the Gryffindors and Slytherins said at once then went back to their test.

Snape walked back to his desk, he couldn't help but let a soft snort. Such acts in his class would not be tolerated but that was freaking hilarious!


After I finished this yesterday I showed it to the kid that sits next to me in art class and he said it was the funniest thing he ever read, and that it was the most randomest. And the night before last night he had a dream that he was Slenderman and was killing zombies. :/ My art teacher said I had excellent vocabulary in this story. That's it.

Have a happy Deathday for Jesus Christ! :D