The Void
AN: Happy reading everyone ;) I just got HL2 for Xmas & Star Trek (OMFg ZACKERY QUINto IS SO SexY HOLEY FUCK) is my fave movie so I decided 2 cross them over. Please tell me hao u like it :3 but no flames please b-c I will get discourged.
Chapter One: Back 2 Ravenlold
"Primary Orbit Achieved!" Spock said emotionlessly back to Kirk as the ship began to orbit the planet. "It has a 72% nitrogen and 15% Oxygen atmosphere just like earth." Kirk thought for a moment and said "OK let's land." So they landed. Kirk stated "Beam me down and to the left Scotty!" but Scotty said ok and he lowered Kirk, Spokc and some readshits to th planet. "Whoa!" They all gasped. 'make sure your lasers are on stun so we don't hurt anything" McCoy said and looked to the redshirts. He knew they would be in danger.
"By the legacy of the Empire!" spock said monotonely as he bent down. "It's a big stick!" "they all looked down." "My goodness That's a Crow-Bar!" They all shrieked and SUDDENLY….
Discusting creatures began 2 walk tords them! They had weird things on their heads and they sounded likethye wre screaming! "Aahhhh!11" They got their lasers out and sthot them and they died. But onne of the things on the disgusting creture's heads jumped off and bit a Redshirt! He screamed and then Suddenly a man with glasses and a yellow suit came running at them and yelled "THERE IT IS THERES MY CROWBAR I THOUGH I LOST IT1" He hit the headcrab off fo the redshirt and the guy said "thanks dude" and the yellow suit bloke said "no problem be more careful next time say wait a sec ur not from around here r u a combine troupe?"
He questioned the group and began to lift his crowbar to protect himself.
"NO NONONO STOP WERE STAR TREK!" ScOtty yelled.
"Oh ok." He put his weapon down. "But I thought NOBODY came to Planet Ravenholm." "Planet WHAT?" Everyone asked inquisitively, cocking their heads to the left."
"OMG ur totally not combines did the g-guy put you to sleep 2? The rugged yellow-suited man with glasses wondered aloud."
"NO we were just exploring. I'm Captian James Tiberius Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. We come in piece to help explore stuff for the Galaxy.
Gordon said "wow' and said "the combines came and took over earth and they want to kill us. Those things that just attacked you are called Headcrab Zombies. They Like To Kill Humans and Combines Too. They hurt People and Take Over Their Minds." "My name is Freeman. Gordon Freeman." He stuck out his hand.
"Thanks." They shook hands. "Can you help me save Planet Rahenholm from destruction?"
"YEAH!" The people on the ship cheered. "OK. LETS KILL SOME ZOMBIES!"
TO BE CONTINUED I HOPE U LIKED IT!
