25 Things Emmet Is Not Allowed To Do

Disclaimer I do not own Twilight

One day every one in the Cullen family (except for Emmet) was sitting in the kitchen making up a list of things that Emmet wasn't allowed to do

1. Tell everyone that Bella is really a man

2. And then claim that he has seen for himself

3. Try to make vampires out of inanimate objects.

4. Try to make vampire animals.

5. Make vampires of any kind.

6. Try to get the other men into trouble by hiding nude magazines in their rooms.

7. Think about Bella naked in front of Edward just to make him mad.

8. Think about Edward naked

9. Think about any one naked except for Rosalie.

10. Tell Nessie that her real dad is Seth just to make her cry

11. Tell Nessie that anyone is her real dad is any one but Edward.

12. Tell Alice that yellow is not her color.

13. Give Bella sugar.

14. Try to make a computer out of esmes antique china cabinet.

15. Try to make a computer out of anything.

16. Use Alice's toothbrush to clean his floor.

17. Use anyone's toothbrush to clean his floor.

18. Tell people that he's a vampire.

19. Dance to Hannah Montana.

20. Dance to any thing.

21. Sing to Hannah Montana.

22. Sing to anything.

23. Tell Alice that she is always on her period

"That should do it."

"Yep"

"MOM, UNCLE EMMET IS TELLING JAKE THAT I'M PREGNANT, AND THAT HE WILL KILL HIM!"

24. Lie about Nessie being pregnant.

25. And then threaten to kill Jake.

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