This is a (very) short story, and I was just making it up out of pure boredome. With some interesting inspiration from my brother. It's my first Zelda story but feel free to say what you want, I've written on this site before.

Disclaimer Pt 1. I don't own the Legend of Zelda


He lie, exhausted on the cold, stone floor. After hours of non-stop combat, he had been defeated, his body ached and his mind begged for it to stop. All the battles he had won, everything he had accomplished, and it all came down to this. Above him hovered the victor, poised to strike, should his adversary have some fight left.

Alas, the hero was down for the count. A smile crept onto Phantom Ganon's face, he opened his mouth, no doubt to express his disappointment that the battle had ended so quickly. It never came though, indeed, the specter had intended to say something, but Link wouldn't have expected what was to come. The apparition took a deep breath and an unearthly sound filled the air.

Gradually the wavering tune developed its own words… "He did the monster mash-"


Disclaimer Pt 2. I don't own the Monster Mash.

Sorry if it's not your style, it isn't really my style either. But it's definately...different... sure, I'll go with that... Oh, and just a note, I'd say this is the Wind Waker Link, it would be disturbing (-ahem- MORE disturbing) in Twilight Princess...

GAH out