"Sasuke, what the hell!?" Naruto couldn't help but scream at him. He saw it. He saw the worst of the worst. Sasuke was kissing Sakura. In the closet.

Naruto's Point Of View:

You see, this is how it all went down. I was hosting a party for Halloween. It was gonna be one of those teen-only parties, where there's no supervision and stuff. So, here at the party, I saw Sasuke kissing Sakura, in the closet! I freaked out because, honestly, I've had these crazy crush on Sasuke for months now. And Sakura knew! What a bastard. I can't believe her. So anyway, it started out as a normal party. We were all there and stuff, and everyone was messing around. It was really crazy. So I saw Sasuke over by the couch, sitting all alone. So I decided to make a move on him, finally. I sat down next to him, and he looked over at me. He said, "What do you want, dobe?" in that husky tone, so I could tell he was annoyed. Anyway, I flirted with him, I guess, if you call it that, I was like, "Sasuke, if I flipped a 50c coin, what are the chances I'd get head?" But I don't think he was turned on. He was just like, "Huh?" at me. So then, I needed to go the bathroom real bad, so I went, and I was in there for, like, a few minutes, so then when I came out, everyone was in a circle, except Sasuke and Sakura, so when I looked in the closet, I saw Sasuke kissing on Sakura!! So I freaked out, and stuff!! I'm sorry for freaking out Sasuke!! (1)

Sasuke's Point Of View:

First of all, I wasn't actually kissing Sakura. Sakura was kissing at my cheek. I told her, "If you touch my lips, I'll kill you dead." Anyway, it was just a normal party, so I sat at the couch and waited for it to end. Then, all of the sudden, Naruto sat next to me, and gave me this crappy pick-up line. I wasn't in the mood, so I asked him what he wanted, hoping he would just go away. Then he said, "Sasuke, if I flipped a 50c coin, what are the chances I'd get head?" Of course, it took me a moment to get it, but by the time I did, the dobe was gone, I think he headed for the bathroom. And a few seconds after that, Ino popped up and turned off the music. She announced that we were going to play Spin the Bottle. I didn't really want to, but I did, since everyone begged me to. I span the bottle first, and it landed on Sakura. Of course, I didn't let her kiss me. I'd never let a girl like that kiss me. Gross. So she kissed my cheek, and all the sudden, Naruto opened the closet door. And he screamed at me. Sheesh. What an idiot.

First Point Of View:

"Sasuke, what the hell!?" Naruto couldn't help but scream at him. He saw it. He saw the worst of the worst. Sasuke was kissing Sakura. In the closet.

"Naruto! I'm just kissing his cheek! Besides, he won't let me kiss him on the lips! He threatened to kill me if I did! Please, Naruto! I-I'd never do this to you!" Sakura begged at him. "Do what?" Sasuke asked. Naruto pushed Sakura out of the closet, and closed the closet door tight.

"What do you think they're doing in there?" "God knows what." A thud was heard. "Whatever it is, it must be pretty damn hot."

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1. Just so you know, I wrote this part in a way I think Naruto would've told the story. I kept laughing while I wrote this.

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