Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Darn it.

Tobi: Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

Deidara: I have a owie on my hand, will you kiss it and make it better?

Hidan: Wow! Are you as beautiful as you seem, or do I remind you of myself?

Kakazu: Your beauty was so distracting, it caused me to walk into a wall, so I'm going to need your name and number for...insurance reasons.

Itachi: Excuse me, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

Kisame: You look like a refreshing glass of water and I'm the thirstiest guy in the world!

Zetsu: Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

Pein: If being sexy is a crime, you are guilty as charged.

Sasori: Go out with me or die.

And finally Konan...

If you were a ticket, you have fine written all over you.

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And yes, this was "borrowed" from youtube. Sometimes you want to spread humor...yeah.