Link walked into a dungeon. The dim light from the torches lit Link's path through the large maze. With every twist and turn, Link eventually found his way to a large room. The door locked behind him and a large spider like creature dropped from the ceiling.
Link drew his sword and charged in. The monster attacked. The monster is quick but Link is just a tad quicker. Link chopped of two of the monster's eight legs.
This enraged the monster causing him to grow three times in size. Link took his hookshot, aimed, then fired. It hits the monster right in the head and Link flew up and land on top of the monster. Link took his sword and jabbed it right into the monster's head. The monster yelled in agony, shrinking down to the size of small cat. Link picked it up and stuck it in a jar.
All of a sudden a small chest appeared in front of Link. Link opened the chest and inside was a blue rupee. Link put the rupee in his wallet but the door didn't unlock. Link struggled to find a way out until he sees a ledge near the ceiling. He hookshotted up to the ledge and there's an open door. He goes in and finds Princess Zelda. Link grabbed Zelda and they ran out of the dungeon.
When they finally got out of the dungeon, Link realized something weird. Zelda's hand doesn't have the mark of the Triforce of Wisdom on it but instead the Triforce of Power. Link pointed it out and all of the sudden Zelda transformed into Ganon.
Link once again drew his sword ready to fight but Ganon says that Zelda is trapped in a blood seal so that she will die if he dies. Link doesn't believe Ganon and goes to attack him. He swung his sword, he threw bombs, he used his slingshot, and he shot some arrows. Ganon is weakened but he's still strong. Link became tired and doesn't know what to do. All of a sudden, Zelda appeared. She uses some magic and defeated Ganon.
Ganon fell and hit the ground but so did Zelda. Link doesn't know what to do and starts to panic but out of nowhere Impa appears. Impa said that the blood seal needs to be broken of Zelda will die. She uses her Sheikah powers to break the seal. Zelda is revived and thanks Link for rescuing her. Sarcastically she says next time don't almost kill me.
Zelda goes in for a kiss but before their lips meet Link screams WELL EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS and cuts Zelda's throat. Link then skipped off into the sunset humming The Legend of Zelda theme.
