Final Fantasy: Supernatural
Cloud: SPOOOOOOOOOOKY!
-Shut up, I'm going to set the mood
-5 years have passed since the death of Sephir-
Cloud: SIX!
-What?
Cloud: It's been six years
-Fine…6 years have passed since the death of Sephiroth and Jenova, all seems right with the world, but little do our heroes know
Cloud: WHAT!, I'm a HERO…where's my medal..and my pickle?
-Pickle?
Cloud: YEAH, Every hero needs a pickle
-Shut up, your making my head hurt….anyway, little did our heroes know that a ancient evil was arriving, one that would bring back a fear unknown to the world
Cloud: Oooooh, I'm gonna hafta get me some popcorn
-You can't…your in it
Cloud: WHAT!, why can't you get Squall, Tidus or Zidane to do it, I know it's a FF7 fan fic and all, but Hello, actors
- *fight back urge to kill Cloud* Just get in the play
Cloud: *Sniff* Meanie
-I'm trying to be nice here, you good and all, but…ya know, sometime a bit….weird
and it's taken by over 10 lines to do a bloody 1-line prologue
Cloud:…Sorry
-Thanks
Chapter One: The Evil Within *Awaits Clouds witty remark*
*Silence*
-Where the #%$# is Cloud
Tifa: Hey went to get some Cheese
-But filming starts in 2 seconds
Cloud: Hello I'm back *Sticks out tongue*
-IT's gonna be a loooooooooooooooooooooong night
==============================Deep Inside the Lifestream===========================
Sephiroth: Cloud though I he had killed my with that darn meat cleaver of his, but he was wrong, MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Jenova: How do we get out?
Sephiroth: I…..don't know, but maybe Cloud can help me (BOM BOM BOMMMMM)
===============================Shinra Mansion==================================
Tifa: Vincent…will you help me and Cloud
Vincent: On what?
Tifa: Cloud sense's evil coming from the lifestream…will you help
Vincent: *Pulls out Death Penalty* I'll try my best
Tifa: Thanks ^.^
Cloud: Thanks Vincent
Vincent: Anytime
* A Ghostly whistling noise is heard from beneath the floor*
Tifa: What was that?
Cloud: THE GHOST OF THE POKEMON I KILLED *Runs away screaming*
Tifa: Pokemon?
Vincent: A breed of monsters that little kids and young teenagers seem to adore, they have many video games released
Tifa: Oh….to the basement
=============================Lifestream===================================== ==
Jenova: So where is the young puppet
Sephiroth: Running out of the mansion, right into our trap
Jenova: Did you take over his mind
Sephiroth: Kinda…I made up a memory of him killing a Pokemon, and it haunting him for the rest of his life
Jenova: Even Better
=============================Shinra Mansion Basement============================
*The sounds of howling and rattling chains can be heard from the walls*
Voice: I'm the ghost of Ms Fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeny, FEAR ME
Tifa: In a minute…why do all you ghosts carry your words?
Voice: I dunno…it's just always been that way
Voice #2: Dude ask em for a cheese burger
Voice: Why
Voice: #2: I'm hungry
Voice: You can't be hungry…your dead
Voice #2: Oooh yeah
Voice: Anyway, prepare to face the wrath of the undead
*The Ghost appear from the walls and grab Tifa and Vincent, sucking them into the wall*
==============================Nibelhiem Town Square=============================
Cloud: *Rocking back and forth cuddling his legs* I didn't kill the mew *Eye twitches*
I KILLED MY BALLS
*Cloud grabs his underwear and throws them away*
Cloud: I AM UNDERPANTLESS CLOUD! *Runs towards Corel…unaware that its over a deep river*
I MUST SAVE TIFA AND VINCENT.how did I know
*Cloud flies towards North Corel*
Cloud: I LOOKED BACK IN THE SCRIPT!!!!!!!!!!!!
================================Lifestream================================== ==
Sephiroth: DAMN!
Jenova: What?
Sephiroth: Cloud figured out a new power
Jenova: And what would that be
Sephiroth: The Power to look back and forth in the script
Jenova: Aieeeeeeeeeeeeee *Hides*
Sephiroth: *O.o* I'll make sure he doesn't get to Barret in Corel
================================Near Corel====================================
Cloud: *Singing* Off I go, into the wild blue wonder, off I go into the stars, If I go into the
-SLAM!-
Cloud: OW, hey what the hell is this?
*Cloud looks at giant gold object*
Figure: FEAR ME
Cloud: OH MY GOD, THE FLYING SAUCER CAN TALK!
Figure: *Sigh*…behind you
Cloud: *Turns around to see a copy of himself, only its has black hair and a giant spear* ZACK!
Voice: I am no Zack, I am..
-Who is this mysterious stranger, are Tifa and Vincent still stuck in the wall, Will that ghost ever get his cheese burger, find out in the next part of FF: Supernatural
Note: Not many Supernatural themes in yet..or humor for that matter, but I'm working on it…so please keep reading as I add more chapters
Cloud: SPOOOOOOOOOOKY!
-Shut up, I'm going to set the mood
-5 years have passed since the death of Sephir-
Cloud: SIX!
-What?
Cloud: It's been six years
-Fine…6 years have passed since the death of Sephiroth and Jenova, all seems right with the world, but little do our heroes know
Cloud: WHAT!, I'm a HERO…where's my medal..and my pickle?
-Pickle?
Cloud: YEAH, Every hero needs a pickle
-Shut up, your making my head hurt….anyway, little did our heroes know that a ancient evil was arriving, one that would bring back a fear unknown to the world
Cloud: Oooooh, I'm gonna hafta get me some popcorn
-You can't…your in it
Cloud: WHAT!, why can't you get Squall, Tidus or Zidane to do it, I know it's a FF7 fan fic and all, but Hello, actors
- *fight back urge to kill Cloud* Just get in the play
Cloud: *Sniff* Meanie
-I'm trying to be nice here, you good and all, but…ya know, sometime a bit….weird
and it's taken by over 10 lines to do a bloody 1-line prologue
Cloud:…Sorry
-Thanks
Chapter One: The Evil Within *Awaits Clouds witty remark*
*Silence*
-Where the #%$# is Cloud
Tifa: Hey went to get some Cheese
-But filming starts in 2 seconds
Cloud: Hello I'm back *Sticks out tongue*
-IT's gonna be a loooooooooooooooooooooong night
==============================Deep Inside the Lifestream===========================
Sephiroth: Cloud though I he had killed my with that darn meat cleaver of his, but he was wrong, MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Jenova: How do we get out?
Sephiroth: I…..don't know, but maybe Cloud can help me (BOM BOM BOMMMMM)
===============================Shinra Mansion==================================
Tifa: Vincent…will you help me and Cloud
Vincent: On what?
Tifa: Cloud sense's evil coming from the lifestream…will you help
Vincent: *Pulls out Death Penalty* I'll try my best
Tifa: Thanks ^.^
Cloud: Thanks Vincent
Vincent: Anytime
* A Ghostly whistling noise is heard from beneath the floor*
Tifa: What was that?
Cloud: THE GHOST OF THE POKEMON I KILLED *Runs away screaming*
Tifa: Pokemon?
Vincent: A breed of monsters that little kids and young teenagers seem to adore, they have many video games released
Tifa: Oh….to the basement
=============================Lifestream===================================== ==
Jenova: So where is the young puppet
Sephiroth: Running out of the mansion, right into our trap
Jenova: Did you take over his mind
Sephiroth: Kinda…I made up a memory of him killing a Pokemon, and it haunting him for the rest of his life
Jenova: Even Better
=============================Shinra Mansion Basement============================
*The sounds of howling and rattling chains can be heard from the walls*
Voice: I'm the ghost of Ms Fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeny, FEAR ME
Tifa: In a minute…why do all you ghosts carry your words?
Voice: I dunno…it's just always been that way
Voice #2: Dude ask em for a cheese burger
Voice: Why
Voice: #2: I'm hungry
Voice: You can't be hungry…your dead
Voice #2: Oooh yeah
Voice: Anyway, prepare to face the wrath of the undead
*The Ghost appear from the walls and grab Tifa and Vincent, sucking them into the wall*
==============================Nibelhiem Town Square=============================
Cloud: *Rocking back and forth cuddling his legs* I didn't kill the mew *Eye twitches*
I KILLED MY BALLS
*Cloud grabs his underwear and throws them away*
Cloud: I AM UNDERPANTLESS CLOUD! *Runs towards Corel…unaware that its over a deep river*
I MUST SAVE TIFA AND VINCENT.how did I know
*Cloud flies towards North Corel*
Cloud: I LOOKED BACK IN THE SCRIPT!!!!!!!!!!!!
================================Lifestream================================== ==
Sephiroth: DAMN!
Jenova: What?
Sephiroth: Cloud figured out a new power
Jenova: And what would that be
Sephiroth: The Power to look back and forth in the script
Jenova: Aieeeeeeeeeeeeee *Hides*
Sephiroth: *O.o* I'll make sure he doesn't get to Barret in Corel
================================Near Corel====================================
Cloud: *Singing* Off I go, into the wild blue wonder, off I go into the stars, If I go into the
-SLAM!-
Cloud: OW, hey what the hell is this?
*Cloud looks at giant gold object*
Figure: FEAR ME
Cloud: OH MY GOD, THE FLYING SAUCER CAN TALK!
Figure: *Sigh*…behind you
Cloud: *Turns around to see a copy of himself, only its has black hair and a giant spear* ZACK!
Voice: I am no Zack, I am..
-Who is this mysterious stranger, are Tifa and Vincent still stuck in the wall, Will that ghost ever get his cheese burger, find out in the next part of FF: Supernatural
Note: Not many Supernatural themes in yet..or humor for that matter, but I'm working on it…so please keep reading as I add more chapters
