Final Fantasy: Supernatural

Cloud: SPOOOOOOOOOOKY!

-Shut up, I'm going to set the mood

-5 years have passed since the death of Sephir-

Cloud: SIX!

-What?

Cloud: It's been six years

-Fine…6 years have passed since the death of Sephiroth and Jenova, all seems right with the world, but little do our heroes know

Cloud: WHAT!, I'm a HERO…where's my medal..and my pickle?

-Pickle?

Cloud: YEAH, Every hero needs a pickle

-Shut up, your making my head hurt….anyway, little did our heroes know that a ancient evil was arriving, one that would bring back a fear unknown to the world

Cloud: Oooooh, I'm gonna hafta get me some popcorn

-You can't…your in it

Cloud: WHAT!, why can't you get Squall, Tidus or Zidane to do it, I know it's a FF7 fan fic and all, but Hello, actors

- *fight back urge to kill Cloud* Just get in the play

Cloud: *Sniff* Meanie

-I'm trying to be nice here, you good and all, but…ya know, sometime a bit….weird

and it's taken by over 10 lines to do a bloody 1-line prologue

Cloud:…Sorry

-Thanks



Chapter One: The Evil Within *Awaits Clouds witty remark*

*Silence*

-Where the #%$# is Cloud

Tifa: Hey went to get some Cheese

-But filming starts in 2 seconds

Cloud: Hello I'm back *Sticks out tongue*

-IT's gonna be a loooooooooooooooooooooong night

==============================Deep Inside the Lifestream===========================

Sephiroth: Cloud though I he had killed my with that darn meat cleaver of his, but he was wrong, MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Jenova: How do we get out?

Sephiroth: I…..don't know, but maybe Cloud can help me (BOM BOM BOMMMMM)

===============================Shinra Mansion==================================

Tifa: Vincent…will you help me and Cloud

Vincent: On what?

Tifa: Cloud sense's evil coming from the lifestream…will you help

Vincent: *Pulls out Death Penalty* I'll try my best

Tifa: Thanks ^.^

Cloud: Thanks Vincent

Vincent: Anytime

* A Ghostly whistling noise is heard from beneath the floor*

Tifa: What was that?

Cloud: THE GHOST OF THE POKEMON I KILLED *Runs away screaming*

Tifa: Pokemon?

Vincent: A breed of monsters that little kids and young teenagers seem to adore, they have many video games released

Tifa: Oh….to the basement

=============================Lifestream===================================== ==

Jenova: So where is the young puppet

Sephiroth: Running out of the mansion, right into our trap

Jenova: Did you take over his mind

Sephiroth: Kinda…I made up a memory of him killing a Pokemon, and it haunting him for the rest of his life

Jenova: Even Better

=============================Shinra Mansion Basement============================

*The sounds of howling and rattling chains can be heard from the walls*

Voice: I'm the ghost of Ms Fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeny, FEAR ME

Tifa: In a minute…why do all you ghosts carry your words?

Voice: I dunno…it's just always been that way

Voice #2: Dude ask em for a cheese burger

Voice: Why

Voice: #2: I'm hungry

Voice: You can't be hungry…your dead

Voice #2: Oooh yeah

Voice: Anyway, prepare to face the wrath of the undead

*The Ghost appear from the walls and grab Tifa and Vincent, sucking them into the wall*

==============================Nibelhiem Town Square=============================

Cloud: *Rocking back and forth cuddling his legs* I didn't kill the mew *Eye twitches*

I KILLED MY BALLS

*Cloud grabs his underwear and throws them away*

Cloud: I AM UNDERPANTLESS CLOUD! *Runs towards Corel…unaware that its over a deep river*

I MUST SAVE TIFA AND VINCENT.how did I know

*Cloud flies towards North Corel*

Cloud: I LOOKED BACK IN THE SCRIPT!!!!!!!!!!!!

================================Lifestream================================== ==

Sephiroth: DAMN!

Jenova: What?

Sephiroth: Cloud figured out a new power

Jenova: And what would that be

Sephiroth: The Power to look back and forth in the script

Jenova: Aieeeeeeeeeeeeee *Hides*

Sephiroth: *O.o* I'll make sure he doesn't get to Barret in Corel

================================Near Corel====================================

Cloud: *Singing* Off I go, into the wild blue wonder, off I go into the stars, If I go into the

-SLAM!-

Cloud: OW, hey what the hell is this?

*Cloud looks at giant gold object*

Figure: FEAR ME

Cloud: OH MY GOD, THE FLYING SAUCER CAN TALK!

Figure: *Sigh*…behind you

Cloud: *Turns around to see a copy of himself, only its has black hair and a giant spear* ZACK!

Voice: I am no Zack, I am..

-Who is this mysterious stranger, are Tifa and Vincent still stuck in the wall, Will that ghost ever get his cheese burger, find out in the next part of FF: Supernatural

Note: Not many Supernatural themes in yet..or humor for that matter, but I'm working on it…so please keep reading as I add more chapters