Of Boas and Tails

Author: Light Spinner

Disclaimer: I don't own Angel the series or Inu Yasha.

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"One question about the outfit," said Cordelia.

Sesshoumaru turned and glared at her.

Queen C's response was simple. "You really should think about getting rid of that makeup. Hello, creepy designs much."

"It's not makeup," he snarled. "It's my skin."

"I'd suggest investing in some concealer."

Sesshoumaru closed his eyes and tried to calm down. He remembered quite well having promised not to kill her, though since meeting the seer he was forgetting why. "What," he gritted out, "was the question?"

"Right! That thing, over your shoulder, is that a boa? 'Cause I think it moved earlier."

"It's my tail."

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