RE4: Leon's Jacket

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Leon S. Kennedy smirked himself as the axe wielding psychopath flew against the wall, then quickly got up as the axe guy fell to the floor, a sicking crunch being wrung throughout the room as his neck broke.

Leon looked to his side to see the Hispanic man he had recently been chained to run away. Leon called his support, Ingrid Hunigin.

"Honey Gen, its Leon" said the special agent. " For the last time Leon, my name is Hu-..." "No one cares" said Leon, " I've got big news, I met a Spanish guy who told me Ash Ketchum was in the town church."

Ingrid sighed, " Leon, the presidents daughters name is Ashley."

"Whatever, Honey bun." -Leon then gasped as he realized a very part of him was missing.

Leon screamed, "Screw Ash Wensday! That superhuman beardo stole my damned jacket! I need to save it!"

The support woman sighed, " Dont you think the presidents daughter is a little more important than a jacket?"

"No!" yelled Leon, and set off to free his true companion, the one that didn't get stuck in ever bear trap on earth and yell his name every 5 seconds.

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