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The way you wave it, i can't believe it

I ain't never seen a wand like that

the way you move it you make my pee go doing doing doing

I don't believe it, its almost too good to be true

I ain't never seen a wand like that

the way you move it you make my pee go

doing doing doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dance

she's rubbing that wand to the new weird sisters jams

i think someone wants to play qudditch but I dont think I will answer

Dementors Say Freeze

Doing Doing Doing

What do you mean freeze?

Please I'm a human beings I have needs

I'm not done, not till i'm finished peeing

i'm not reisting arrest I am agreeing Mr.Dementor

I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further its impossible for me

and do not treat me like a murder, im not petter pettigrew

I just like to pee pee pee

Yes I make D&A I do Spells it go

Abra-ka-da-bra-ching-chong-chong-chong

If i offended i'm sorry please forgive me,

For i am Harry Potter The Heroic Gryffindor

I am just the choosen one
I can get away with anything I sing you will lovei t.

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Ginny Wealeys looks oh so temptin

Ron I aint never seen an ass like that

everytime i see her walking down the hall my pee pee goes

Doing Doing Doing

The Patils twins used to be so wholesome now there getting older

there starting to grow bum bums

I go in the commen room and sit down with my pop corn

Dumbledore Saying Freeze

Doing Doing Doing

What do you mean freeze?

Geez I just got to my seat

I am a Gryffindor look I put away my zipper zipped

Please do not remove me from Commen Room Please

I did not even get to see the Patil Twins touch themselfs

I didnt mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

don't treat me like lord voldemort these girls are in my year

Sir Dumbledore I demanded To see my Hermione

I will simply plead innocent, dumbledore a plea and be free

Free Yes Free, right back in Hogwarts

what you mean my hermiones with rons she's getting busy?

I so happy, and Pansys face looks like a pigs

and I can say that and you'll laugh cuz I am the choosen one.

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Hermione Granger is quite old enough so

I ain't never seen a butt like that

maybe next year i'll say ass

when she and ronie break up

and she'll make my pee pee go

doing doing doing

When she moves she dances like a go-go

in that video she sings out your bozo

I need a new boyfriend hi my name is Cho Chang

Dumbledore saying freeze

doing doing doing

what do you mean freeze?

My wand would be seized and my knees to my ranch I just

baced cookies her sir dumbledore looky take a whiff of these

here I made Fire Whiskey take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me not even me

I don't even know if i can say the word pee pee

pee in hogwarts school but I think I did

Lavender is that a breast? I think i just saw a tit.

Pysch, I joke I joke, I kidd I kidd,

I dont think my joke is working I must flee quick

Get to the broomstick everybody get out

I am not Harry Potter I am the Choosen One get down

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So Fleur Delaceur will you pee pee on me please?

I ain't never seen a ass like that

cuz the way you mave it you make my pee go

doing doing doing