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The way you wave it, i can't believe it
I ain't never seen a wand like that
the way you move it you make my pee go doing doing doing
I don't believe it, its almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen a wand like that
the way you move it you make my pee go
doing doing doing
The way she moves she's like a belly dance
she's rubbing that wand to the new weird sisters jams
i think someone wants to play qudditch but I dont think I will answer
Dementors Say Freeze
Doing Doing Doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please I'm a human beings I have needs
I'm not done, not till i'm finished peeing
i'm not reisting arrest I am agreeing Mr.Dementor
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further its impossible for me
and do not treat me like a murder, im not petter pettigrew
I just like to pee pee pee
Yes I make D&A I do Spells it go
Abra-ka-da-bra-ching-chong-chong-chong
If i offended i'm sorry please forgive me,
For i am Harry Potter The Heroic Gryffindor
I
am just the choosen one
I can get away with anything I sing you
will lovei t.
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Ginny Wealeys looks oh so temptin
Ron I aint never seen an ass like that
everytime i see her walking down the hall my pee pee goes
Doing Doing Doing
The Patils twins used to be so wholesome now there getting older
there starting to grow bum bums
I go in the commen room and sit down with my pop corn
Dumbledore Saying Freeze
Doing Doing Doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez I just got to my seat
I am a Gryffindor look I put away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from Commen Room Please
I did not even get to see the Patil Twins touch themselfs
I didnt mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
don't treat me like lord voldemort these girls are in my year
Sir Dumbledore I demanded To see my Hermione
I will simply plead innocent, dumbledore a plea and be free
Free Yes Free, right back in Hogwarts
what you mean my hermiones with rons she's getting busy?
I so happy, and Pansys face looks like a pigs
and I can say that and you'll laugh cuz I am the choosen one.
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Hermione Granger is quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
maybe next year i'll say ass
when she and ronie break up
and she'll make my pee pee go
doing doing doing
When she moves she dances like a go-go
in that video she sings out your bozo
I need a new boyfriend hi my name is Cho Chang
Dumbledore saying freeze
doing doing doing
what do you mean freeze?
My wand would be seized and my knees to my ranch I just
baced cookies her sir dumbledore looky take a whiff of these
here I made Fire Whiskey take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me not even me
I don't even know if i can say the word pee pee
pee in hogwarts school but I think I did
Lavender is that a breast? I think i just saw a tit.
Pysch, I joke I joke, I kidd I kidd,
I dont think my joke is working I must flee quick
Get to the broomstick everybody get out
I am not Harry Potter I am the Choosen One get down
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So Fleur Delaceur will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen a ass like that
cuz the way you mave it you make my pee go
doing doing doing
