It was sunny day when Numbuh 3 and 4 went outside.
"Hey Numbuh 3 want to kill me?" Numbuh 4 asked.
"Why?" Numbuh 3 asked.
"Because I want to die." Numbuh 4 told her.
"Ummm okay." And Numbuh 3 took a AK74 and rapidly shot Numbuh 4.
"Thanks Kuki. By the way you didn't noticed the grenade I unpinned." Numbuh 4 handed her his unpinned nade.
"Oh shi…" Numbuh 3 said before blowing them up in pieces.
The explosion caused the tree house to collapse killing everyone inside and then the Moon base exploded and all other tree houses leaving an end to the KND.
Then Numbuh 4 stood up from the ashes and screamed.
"Wow. Lets do that again!" and then a train hits him.
Numbuh 1 came into the tree house common room and yelled.
"I decided we should stop with working at the Kids Next Door and do something more useful." Numbuh 1 announced.
"And what that would be?" Numbuh 4 asked.
"I don't know about you but I am turning into adult. Kids are boring." And he points an aging device at him and turns himself into 30 years old.
"Good bye." And Numbuh 1 leaves the tree house.
"YES." Everyone yelled cheerfully while their former leader left the building.
"Numbuh 3 can we eat you again." Numbuh 4, 2, 1 and 5 asked her.
"Ummm." Numbuh 3 was unsure of what to say.
"PLEEASE…" They begged her.
"Okay…" Numbuh 3 said.
"YAAAYYY!" And they shot Numbuh 3 and ate her body.
But they were still hungry so they started eating each other before the tree house exploded.
"So Numbuh 3 do you love me?" Numbuh 4 asked her.
"No." Numbuh 3 responded.
"But why?" Numbuh 4 asked her.
"Because I am a faggot." And she left the building with Numbuh 5.
"So Numbuh 4 do you love me?" Numbuh 1 asked him.
"Yes." And they left the building,
"What about me?" Numbuh 2 asked.
"Do you love me?" Brian Peppers erupted from somewhere. (A/N D a google search on Brian Peppers if you don't believe me that he is a predator.)
"Man you are sexy." And they left the building. And since everything explodes in here this building exploded but this time it didn't killed anyone if you don't count the mice and the insect.
"Numbuh 3 I I I have something to tell you." Numbuh 4 asked her.
"Yeees Numbuh 4?" Numbuh 3 with her glare. You know which one right?
"ummm I I I i… I started a fire in your room." Numbuh 4 confessed and the tree house burned into pieces and exploded.
"Hey guys look at my new ride." Numbuh 1 was showing out his new Pontiac 800.
"Cool." And Numbuh 2 got in it and started to drive it.
"NO…" Numbuh 1 screamed as Numbuh 2 crashed his car into the tree house which cracked and fell down over a bomb site and it exploded making fragments shatter into other tree house which made them fall. And then the Earth collided into the moon base making it explode.
"Why didn't you included Numbuh 5 yet?" Numbuh 5 asked me.
"You want to be included?" I asked her.
"Sure." Numbuh 5 said.
"K." and Numbuh 5 falls in a hole.
"Hey Numbuh 3. I was playing outside and ummm I got in a little accident." Numbuh 4 asked her.
"What happened?" Numbuh 3 asked him.
"Well I hope you can fix me up. I was playing with a kitchen knife and I cut off my leg. While getting the leg I cut my left ear. While trying to get my left ear I cut half my hand. While getting my other hand I cut off my arm… Numbuh 3? Numbuh 3?"
(WARNING HARRY POTTER SPOILER)
"Hey. Snape Kills Dumbledore." Numbuh 1 screamed at Numbuh 3.
"NOOOOOOOOOO. YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH!" and Numbuh 3 took a sawed off and blew off his head.
"You still didn't included me Karkz!" Numbuh 5 asked me again.
"Ok this time it will be funnier." I said to her.
"With what? Making me say Snape is the Half-Blood Prince and that Ginny and Harry go for some time and then break up. And that Ron and Hermione goes at the end together?" Numbuh 5 said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." Numbuh 3 screamed and beheaded Numbuh 5 with her sawed off.
"Hey Numbuh 3. Guess what. Snape is the…"
Boom Numbuh 1 receaved a head shot.
"And Harry hopefully is not going in Hog…"
Boom Numbuh 2 receaves a head shot too.
"A…"
Numbuh 4 explodes.
"Its all lies my dear. Now read the book and you can see that at page 606 Snape does kill Dumbledore. Oh shi…"
J.K Rowling receives a fatality.
(End of HP Spoilaz.)
"I don't know what to write now." I said.
Numbuh 1 through 5 stared at me angry.
"What? You going to torture us some more? That's it. GET HIM." Numbuh 1 ordered and all others went for me.
"Ummm. Guys maybe we can sort this one." I said to them while backing away.
"There is no sorting. You going to pay for not including me into something normal." Numbuh 5 said while caring a huge kitchen knife.
"Well. What you want?" I was still backing slowly while reaching the end of the wall.
"Your blood." Numbuh 2 said.
"You will also pay for making me get eaten twice in your stories." Numbuh 3 was closing in caring a stygian desiolator.
"This will be fun." Numbuh 4 says.
"Umm well good bye readers I'll be back." I say this while getting myself into a very bad moment.
And then another explosion and puff this story is finished.
I might write more later but ill see.
