Title: How's Your Daddy?

Author: lil gillian

Spoilers: Basically the whole series.

Disclaimer: I don't own the X-files, Mulder, Scully, or William. You know the deal. If I owned the series Mulder and Scully would have been together by season 2 and William would have been born in season 6. Why does Chris Carter have to screw with our heads!

Author's note: I'm bored as hell. It's 12:45 at night and nothing to do. So I'm going to write a story for all the good X-files fans out there. I hope you enjoy!

Classroom 346/kindergarten

11:03 am

"Welcome to bring your father to school day. I want to thank all you father's for taking the time out of your day to come. You will be coming up one by one with your son or daughter to explain to the class what you do for a living. We will start with William's dad, Mr.Mulder." I finish speaking to everyone and take my seat as William and his father move to the front of the class.

"This is my daddy. You can call him Mulder because he don't like his first name." Cute little 6 year old William says to the class. Mulder waves to the children and other fathers and looks down at William.

"My daddy is a FBI agent!" William says and everyone says "WOW".

"He works on X-Files. X-Files are stuff that are unexplained." William says and a student raises her hand to ask a question.

"What's your question Emma?" I ask.

"Do you carry a gun?" She asks Mr.Mulder.

"Yes I do."

"Can we see it?"

"I don't think so."

"Okay, as I was saying. My daddy works with x-files. He works with aliens and monsters." William says. I think little William has quite an imagination.

"William that not-" Mr.Mulder says but William keeps on talking.

"My Mommy also works on the X-files. That's how my Mommy and Daddy met. My Mommy was taken by government peoples and did bad test on her. But she is alright now. My daddy was taken by aliens right before I was born. Did you know that I'm an X-file too! Cause my mommy wasn't able to have babies but she had me. I might be alien. Because I can do things other kids can't. Or it can be because my mommy and daddy had the alien virus medicine so I have powers." You want to know what I think? I think that Mr.Mulder is a nut. He belongs in a nut house for god sakes.

"But I also catch criminals and put them in jail." He tells the class but everyone is still in shock.

"And also my Auntie Samantha was taken by aliens. But we don't know where she is." Everyone goes quiet.

"And that's what my daddy does for a job!" He says cheerfully. Everyone just sits there in disbelief. Everyone student and parent sits there in silence.

"Any questions?" William asks and every single hand rises up. Even mine. This is one strange guy.

That's it! I hope you enjoyed it. I wanted to do something a little funny. Whatcha think. Is it good. I know, I'm just as nuts as Mulder. But I enjoyed writing it. I enjoy reading reviews and would love to hear from you.

Also check out my story other "Summer Camp" that I'm working on. I'm working very hard on it. I should have chapter 6 coming out shortly. Peace:o)