I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot.
I'm bitchin', great hair, the girls all love to stare.
I'm wanted, I'm hot, I'm everything your not.
I'm pretty, I'm cool, I dominate the school.
Who am I? Just guess, Girls wanna touch my chest.
I'm rockin', I smile, and many think I'm vile.
I'm flying, I jump, You can look but don't you hump.
I major, I roar, I swear I'm not a whore.
We cheer and we lead, We act like we're on speed. hate us coz we're beautiful, but we don't like you either ...we're cheerleaders, ...we are cheerleaders

Roll Call With me Cartman, I'm K-K-Kyle, S-S-Stan, roar dude it's Kenny.
I'm Big Bad Clyde, yeah! Just call me Craig. I'm still Cartman.
I sizzle, I scorch, But now I pass the tourch.
The ballouts are in, and one boy has to win.
he's perky, he's fun, and now he's number one.
Kick it Butters, B-B-B-Butters,
I'm strong and I'm loud, I'm gonna make you proud.
I'm B-B-Butters, Your captain Butters.

Let's go Cows, We are the Cows, The mighty, mighty Cows.
We're so...terrific...we must be Cows.