#7. Green With Envy
"Hey, 'Mione." Fred and George said, exactly at the same time. Not that it was to anyone's surprise.
"Oh no, what are you guys doing here at Hogwarts again?" Hermione groaned.
"We're advertising our new product, if you must know." George turned towards his brother. "Looks like the brightest witch of her age isn't looking so bright today."
"Oh, shut up, Fred."
"I'm George. He's Fred." George said, pointing to his twin brother.
"Yeah, I'm Fred. He's George." Fred said, pointing back.
"Shut up, the both of you." Hermione said, exasperatedly.
"Jeez, woman, what's got your wand in a knot?"
"Nothing…just homework." Inwardly, she was seething at the sight of Ron and that airhead, Lavender snogging. Again.
The twins followed Hermione's stare. They looked at each other.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I have been for the last 18 years, George."
"You, Hermione Granger, are jealous!"
"What? That's ridiculous."
"Don't deny it, 'Mione. You're in love with Ickle Ronniekins-"
"-so much, in fact, that when you see him with Lavender-"
"-you become green with envy!"
Hermione blushed. "Sorry, guys, go practice your matchmaking skills on someone else."
"Hey Granger! Are you green with envy? Sad that Weasley isn't kissing you? Don't worry, I doubt you're missing much. He's probably just going to drool in your mouth. But then again, you'd love that, wouldn't you, Mudblood?" Draco Malfoy shouted from across the Great Hall.
"Stuff it, Ferret." Fred and George said.
"I'm not green with envy! Why does everyone think-?"
"Hey guys, have you seen my-whoa, Hermione, what happened to you?" Ginny interrupted.
"Excuse me?"
"Accio Mirror." Ginny handed it to Hermione. "OH MY-"
"Who did this to you?"
Both girls slowly turn around. "You put that new product into her drink, didn't you? The one that makes you green when you're jealous?"
"Yes-"
"-No-"
"-Maybe-"
"-So."
"FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Hermione screeched.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I have been for the last 18 years, Fred."
"One-"
"-two-"
"-three-"
"-RUN!"
