WARNING! Contains yaoi (guyxguy). Don't like don't read. It's not intense but its definitely there. Also some language thanks to Hidan.
Disclaimer=Not mine a-DUH!
It was a normal day at Akatsuki headquarters, or as normal as it gets anyway. The residents were having time off due to Sir-Leader's planning of a big mission. Today was a particularly lazy day. Hidan was wandering the halls of the base bored out of his mind. He came to the living room to find Kisame and Itachi sleeping on the couch. He turned the corner to the hallway where all of their rooms were. As he passed Sasori and Deidara's room, he heard unpleasantly familiar noises from behind their door, and thought it best not to think and just keep walking. He quickened his pace and when he made it to his and Kakuzu's room he closed the door and flopped down on the bed.
"Kuzu."
"..."
"Kuzuuuuu."
"..."
"KUUUZUUUUUU!"
Kakuzu turned in his chair from his work and looked at Hidan. "What do you want?"
"I'm fucking hungry."
"What do you want me to do about it?" He replied as he went back to his work.
"Can you make me a sangwich?"
Kakuzu stopped once again to stare at Hidan. "A what?"
"A sangwich."
"What the hell is a sangwich?"
"Well what the fuck do you think it is?"
"Do you mean a sandwich?"
"Yeah that. Can you make me one?"
Kakuzu just continued to stare at the Jashinist.
"What?"
The banker couldn't take it anymore and he burst out laughing.
"What?" Hidan yelled.
"The way you say sandwich is hilarious!"
"..." The miser continued to laugh as his boyfriend glared at him. "Quit making fun of me!"
"Sorry." Kakuzu said as his laughing slowly died down. "But why do you say it like that?"
"I don't know, I've never noticed it before, sand-wich. Sand-wich...I can't do it, it feels weird." Kakuzu shrugged it off and went back to work. "So are you going or what?"
"You just came from that direction; I think you're fully capable of walking back to the kitchen to do it yourself."
"Pweeeeeease Kuzuuuuuu?" The banker told himself not to face the zealot, but when he did, he couldn't bring himself to deny Hidan's ukeish look. He sighed and pushed his chair out.
"Fine."
"YAY!" Hidan leaped off the bed and headed towards the door. Kakuzu stopped for a moment and stared at his partner's back. 'Did Hidan just squeal?' he thought. He shook hi head and continued walking. The immortal was full of surprises. When they made it to the kitchen, Hidan situated himself on the counter and Kakuzu proceeded to make his boyfriend a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich. When he finished, the Jashinist hopped off the counter and moved towards the miser.
"Thanks Kuzu." He said with a smug grin on his face as he wrapped his arms around Kakuzu's neck. He smirked and kissed Hidan.
"ZETSUUUUUU!"
"What do you need Tobi? Stupid moron."
"Can Zetsu make Tobi a shmoothie?" Tobi ran into the kitchen past Kakuzu and Hidan who were still holding onto each other. They had blank expressions on their faces as they stared at the masked nin. After a couple of seconds Kakuzu spoke. "Déjà vu." Hidan smirked and kissed him again. Hidan was crazy, but Kakuzu could never love him any less.
A/N: Yeah, that was me making fun of the way my grandma says the word "sandwich" XD (Shhh but dun tell no one) I noticed it and thought "Hey, that would make a cute lil story so I wrote this.
