Disclaimer: the plot is mine, the characters aren't…I think that's it…okedokes get reading!!!!
...:::my evil valentine:::…
"Alright, class," squawked Miss Fowl, their teacher. "Listen up! Valentine's Day is a week from tomorrow and we're having a party!"
The class looked around: the guys looked nervous, and the girls looked excited. "You're each going to draw a name out of one of these jars. Each piece of paper has a name on it," Miss Fowl continued. "You have to make a valentine for them. You can keep it anonymous or you can sign your name. We'll also be playing games, so any game ideas you have, please bring them up to me!"
Miss Fowl walked around and each person drew a name. Jimmy unfolded his piece of paper. The piece of paper said:
CINDY VORTEX
Jimmy quickly folded his back up and put it in his pocket. The bell rang. "I feel bad for whoever has to make Neutron a valentine!" Cindy said.
Her and Libby laughed and walked away.
"Uh, Jimmy?" Carl Weezer, one of Jimmy's best friends, said while they were walking home.
"Yeah, Carl?"
"Whose name did you get?"
"Nobody important."
"Oh, okay," Carl said. He paused before saying, "Do you think they're trying to get us to like girls?"
"No, I think they're just trying to reduce the segregation between the male and female species at our school."
"Oh, okay Jimmy. I'm gonna go home and make a valentine for Beth. See ya, Jimmy!"
"Bye," said Jimmy.
"Aww, don't worry, Jimmy," Sheen said. "All you have to do is think, 'What would Ultra Lord do'?"
"What would he do, Sheen?"
"Go home and make one to get it over with," Sheen answered simply, and ran off to catch up to Carl.
Jimmy sighed and kept walking. One thought kept reoccurring in his brain: Were they really trying to get the boys to pursue the female species? "Of course not," Jimmy said to himself, thinking about how ridiculous the thought really was.
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The next day in class, Miss Fowl announced: "Another Valentine's Day activity has been planned! As you know, Valentines Day is on a Friday. That means that along with a party, we'll be having a dance. I've already paired you up with someone. They'll be your date. I'll tell you on Monday who it is."
The bell rang. "I'll feel really sorry for whoever has to actually dance with Neutron!" Cindy said, laughing along with Libby.
"Jimmy, they ARE trying to get us to like girls!" Carl wailed on the walk home.
"Carl, you are making a point, but don't look at it that way!" Jimmy said, trying to keep Carl calm.
"Then how should I think about it, Jimmy?" Carl asked worriedly.
"Well…I don't know, just stay calm!" Jimmy replied.
"I'd better go and finish Beth's valentine," Carl said. "See you, Jimmy."
Carl took off. Sheen looked at Jimmy and shrugged. He was right behind Carl in a heartbeat. Jimmy sighed, thinking that Monday wouldn't come soon enough.
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It was Monday, and Miss Fowl was reading off the couples. She was half done when Nick walked in. "You're late again, Nick," she said.
"Yeah, I know, my mom dragged me to some amateur dentist or something like that," Nick said coolly, and sat down at his desk, stopping halfway down the aisle to give a blonde haired girl named Brittany his grape sucker.
"Well, let's continue on with the couples, shall we?" Miss Fowl said.
The students whose names hadn't been called looked around nervously.
"Nick Dean and Brittany…."
Brittany grinned widely when Nick winked at her.
"Carl Weezer and Beth…."
Jimmy swore he saw Carl blush, and Beth just looked at Carl.
"Libby West and Sheen…."
Jimmy knew Sheen was happy, Sheen had made it so obvious to Jimmy that he had a thing for Libby.
"And Jimmy Neutron and Cindy Vortex!" Miss Fowl finished.
"Nooo!" they both yelled in horror.
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By Friday, Jimmy had concluded that he'd just do what Cindy told him to and get it over with. "Alright class, exchange your Valentine's and have some fun!" Miss Fowl said in class on Friday.
Jimmy walked over to Cindy. "Here you go, Neutron," she said, and handed him a Valentine, which looked like it had a little more effort in it than he had expected.
"Here," Jimmy said. He handed her the valentine and left.
On the walk home, Cindy walked up to Jimmy. "Wait up, Neutron!"
Jimmy turned around and looked at her. "What do you want?" Jimmy asked.
"Well, I wanted to know what you're gonna wear tonight," she said.
"I don't really know yet. Probably jeans and a shirt, why?"
"What color shirt?"
"Probably red, why?"
"So we match," Cindy said, and walked away.
When he walked inside his house, his mom called out to him from the kitchen: "Jimmy! I bought you a new shirt for the dance!"
"Thanks mom," he said half-heartedly, and went upstairs to his bedroom.
Okedoke it wasn't the longest but oh well next 1 up soon!
~ryans~honey~
