I was listening to the Step Brothers commercial and I thought of this one-shot! I thought of most of it myself since I haven't seen it yet. Enjoy:)

Disclaimer: I don't have enough money to own Twilight AND Step Brothers (sob)


Third person pov

Edward closed the front door to the Cullen house. He's getting ready to go see Bella, but spied Alice out of the corner of his eye.

She was digging a hole.

"Say… nothing…" Alice managed to get out.

"Has hell frozen over or something?" Edward asked, chuckling.

Alice glared and climbed out of the bear sized grave.

"I just saw this really funny vision and thought I could give 'em a little shove in the right direction." Alice grinned mischievously and showed Edward the vision.

Soon, Edward was doubled over; laughing so hard he couldn't breathe (not that he needed to).

"Oh this should be good." He chuckled again. "What time should I bring Bella?"

"Around one." Alice jumped back into the hole. "But if you don't hurry up and convince her to stay awake until then, she's gonna fall asleep and miss the whole thing."

Edward was gone in seconds to get his angel.


AN HOUR AND FIFTY-NINE MINUTES LATER

"Would you quit it?!" Emmett shoved Jasper in the shoulder.

"What?!" Jasper shoved back.

"Stop cheating!" Emmett threw down his controller.

Jasper and he had been playing Transworld Snowboarding on their XBOX, and Emmett always got upset when Jasper won the races. Which he did. Every time.

"Maybe if you boarded better you wouldn't be in this situation!" Jasper shouted back.

Suddenly, Emmett tackled Jasper and they rolled around, trying to land some punches. They rolled through the front door (which, conveniently enough happened to be open) and around the yard. They both stood up and Jasper gave Emmett and unsuspecting shove.

"Ouch!" Emmett yelled from the bottom of the hole.

Jasper picked up the shovel that also conveniently happened to be there and stated shoveling the dirt back into the hole.

"What are you doing?" came Emmett's slightly panicked voice.

"What does it look like I'm doing; I'm burying you!" More shoveling.

"Dad's gonna wonder where I am!" It sounded as if Emmett was crying now.

"He'll never know you're gone!" Jasper was slightly hysterical now.

"Help! He-" Emmett tried calling for help but Jasper hit him over the head with the shovel.

"Shut up!" He yelled. "You'll wake the neighbors!"

Emmett mumbled something from down below.

"Calm down. Let the dirt just shower over you."

After Emmett was buried, Jasper went back into the house, whistling to himself. Three seconds later, Emmett pulled himself out of the hole, brushed himself off, and went back inside muttering "stupid, masochistic, over-reactive, siblings."

Upstairs in Emmett and Rosalie's room, Rose, Alice, Edward, Carlisle, Esme, and Bella were laughing hysterically.

While Alice was gasping for breath, Rose turned off the video camera with a smirk. "Can anyone say 'youtube'?"


I really can't get enough of that commercial. It's too funny. Also, check out my other story, Bring On the Thunder. Reviews mean Happiness