A Love Divided by War
Once upon a time, two kingdoms lived in peace and harmony, that is, until the tomato kingdom attacked.
"Germany! Germany! Potato kid #1 is out of control!" Italy yelled as he tripped, squishing poor potato kid #1 in the process, spilling potato guts everywhere! Italy burst into tears, hearing Italy's cries, Germany came running. He gasped, "Italy, what happened?!" he said and picked up potato kid #1's potato-y guts. "GERMANY IM SORRY!" Italy said and started to bawl into Germany's shirt. Crying, Germany comforted Italy. "Don't cry Italy, we always have potato kid's #2-10." He said whipping away both his and Italy's tears away.
Suddenly, Queen Tomato burst in saying "Damn potato bastard, Why is Italy crying?!" Romano freed Tomato King's Battle ax, and chased King Potato (Germany) with it. "Ve! Don't kill him Fratello!" Queen Potato (Italy) cried, chasing after Romano. "WA! ALEX!" Spain the Tomato King cried, chasing after Alex the ax and his beloved Tomato Queen.
Then, after the Kings and Queens Calmed down, they parted with the tomato queen declaring war on the potato King. Once again, they were divided by war. And fucks, since Romano found out Feli was pregnant with more potato kids and Feli found out Romano was pregnant with Tomato kids. Poor Spain almost had a heart attack when Feil tried to shoot him down. So really, both men are in deep shit.
THE END!
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