Disclaimer: I don't own any Twilight thing, or the song "Leavin" by Jesse McCartney or the song "Girl Next Door" by Saving Jane.

I was in the car one day and I heard "Leavin" on the radio, well I was just thinking out loud and I said, "ha ha Mike singing this to Bella" And then I was like, oh, crap! That would be a hilarious story! So I wrote it all down. Then I thought it would be great if all of the Cullens sang. So they do. lol Enjoy!!

BPOV

It was Wednesday night, and the school was having some kind of twisted karaoke night. I didn't want to go, but Alice made me, telling me that it was gonna be really fun. The way she said it made me think she'd had a vision, but she wouldn't tell me what it was.

The gym had been set up for the event, a giant stage put in, and tables and chairs surrounding it.

I was sitting with the Cullens at a table not too far from the stage. I saw Mike and his friends - technically my friends too - walk in. I rolled my eyes, turning towards Edward.

"Mike." I sighed. Mike had been extra annoying lately, and I was fairly sure it was because he thought he had some chance of making me leave Edward for him. Only in his wildest dreams.

Edward and I started to talk about whether or not we were going to sing. I was not, and he was trying to convince me otherwise, when I saw Mike walk over to us.

Edward obviously heard thoughts that he did not like, and so he growled. I smacked his arm, bruising my hand in the process.

"Shh. Be nice." I told him. Then he smiled, his eyes full of amusement.

"Fine. Then I won't do anything to make him leave." I was about to ask him what that was about when Mike reached us.

"Hi, Bella. Edward." He said staring at me.

"Hay Mike. What's up?"

"Oh, nothing. I was just wondering if you were going to sing tonight?"

"Um, probably not, Mike."

"Oh, ok. Well I am." He answered, I saw that he had really been hoping I would, but a duet with Mike Newton was not in my future.

"Wow, cool. You must have guts." I said as the lights started to dim.

"Oh, yeah." I felt like I was missing out on some inside joke.

"Well I'd better go get ready. See you later."

"Ok. See yah."

The second Mike was out of ear shot I turned to Edward.

"What was he talking about? What's he going to sing?" I asked. Edward just smiled my favorite crocked smile and shook his head.

"You'll just have to wait with the rest of us."

"What do you mean, "Rest of us"? You and Alice already know!"

"He grinned and nodded to the stage."

"Pay attention." He whispered.

With a "humph", I turned to see Lauren walk on stage.

She sang, "Don't cha" By the Pussy cat dolls. Go figure.

After 4 kids sang their hearts out, most of which were way off key, - and one of them sang "Girl Next Door" by Saving Jane, I could tell it was directed at Rosalie- I saw Mike take the stage.

Edward coughed a laugh, and I kicked him under the table. Probably broke a toe or two.

Mike looked at me, and I smiled encouragingly.

The music started, but he didn't look away from me. Either he had memorized the song, or was going to fall flat on his face.

Option b. He opened his mouth and started to sing . . . to me.

"Hey baby girl, I've been watching you all day (all day x3)
Man, that thing you got behind you is amazing (amazing x3)"

Edward didn't like that, he growled quietly, and I would have kicked him again if I wasn't so, so, mortified.

I started to sink down into my chair.

"You make me want to take you out and let it rain (let it rain x3)
I know you got a man, but this is what you should say
Why don't you tell him that

I'm leavin', never to come back again
You found somebody who does it better than he can
No more making you cry, no more them gray skies"

Once again Edward growled at this statement, no doubt thinking of when he left me.

I just sank lower into the chair as people started to stare at me rather then Mike.

Girl, we flying on that G-5, G-5
And we're leavin', never to come back again
So, call your shorty and tell him you found a new man
The one that so, so fly
The one that keep you high
Have you singing all night like, like
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Man she gon' be singing like
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh"

Edward growled, I sank into the chair. And people started to giggle.

"Now, if I talk it, girl you know that I'ma walk it out (walk it out x3)
Man, I put my money, money where my mouth is (mouth is x3)
You're the baddest little thing that I've ever seen (ever seen x3)"

Edward growled right as Emmett let out a booming laugh, Alice quickly slapped her hand over his mouth, and the stares that had been distracted, came back to me. I sank lower.

"So I'ma ask you one time, if you got a man
Why don't you tell him that

I'm leavin', never to come back again
You found somebody who does it better than he can
No more making you cry, no more them gray skies
Girl, we flying on that G-5, G-5
And we're leavin', never to come back again
So, call your shorty and tell him you found a new man
The one that so, so fly
The one that keep you high
Have you singing all night like, like
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Man she gon' be singing like
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Don't stress, don't stress, don't stress
Just tell him to the left, left, left
Don't stress, don't stress, don't stress
'Cause we gone and we gone and we gone
No stress, no stress, no stress
Girl, you deserve nothing but the best
No stress, no stress, no stress
Girl, you need to tell him that

I'm leavin', never to come back again
You found somebody who does it better than he can
No more making you cry, no more them gray skies
Girl, we flying on that G-5, G-5
And we're leavin', never to come back again
So, call your shorty and tell him you found a new man
The one that so, so fly
The one that keep you high
Have you singing all night like, like
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Man she gon' be singing like
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh)

She got me singing all night like like like like
Ooooooh
Man she got me singing
She gon' me singing, oh she gon' me singing
She gon' me singing, girl you gon' me singing "

The song came to an end. Mike walked off stage to laughter and applause. It might have been embarrassing, but Mike did have a good voice.

Emmett was laughing the hardest, and the loudest, and if it wasn't for that, people would have heard the loud growling of Edward.

Lol

So how was it?!

I love thinking of the Cullen's signing songs, so I'm having all of them sing funny, and sweet songs.

Next chapter, up soon! Enjoy!!

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