The Griffins Meet Dr. Phil
One fine day, Meg was watching TV while Lois was in the kitchen, Stewie with Brian in his room, and Chris was in his own room. Suddenly, Peter came in and suddenly for no reason, whacked Meg on the head.
"Ow! Dad, you bastard! What was that for?" Meg angrily demanded.
"What was that for? That was a way of showing my stress of having a fat, ugly, useless daughter!" Peter yelled in his usual arrogant way he always used when speaking to Meg.
Peter shoved Meg as he got into the couch and seized the remote Meg was holding and turned the channel.
"Hey, I was watching that!" Meg yelled.
"Go to your room Meg; I don't want to hear anymore from you." Peter said in a flat tone.
Meg ran up the stairs, mad and sad, covering her face with her hands.
In her room, she slammed the door and lied face-down on the bed, sobbing.
"Dad still hasn't learned his lesson, even after the time we went to that TV show..." Meg whispered.
CUTAWAY GAG
Meg: AAARGGG!
(Meg runs to Peter, who's on the other side of the stage)
Crowd (Audience): Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
(Peter tries to run away, but gets caught by Meg)
Meg: (Punches Peter until he's unconscious)
(Two securities mingle between the two to stop the fight when Meg beats them too)
"That's it! I'm going to take him to another TV show so that he's going to get embarrassed on a national TV show! Then, he might become a better father!" Meg said brightly.
The Next Day...
Meg called the Dr. Phil show...
And at breakfast...
"Dad? You got to go to Hollywood with me. For free. And a hotel room reserved." Meg said hesitantly.
"Meg, how are you able to go to Hollywood?" Lois questioned.
Meg gulped to answer when Peter said-
"Leave her alone, Lois. She says there's a hotel and a flight reserved. But is this like a break?"
"Oh, Megan is only going to Hollywood with the fat man? Damn you, bitch!" Stewie yelled in jealousy and frustration (because he couldn't go).
"Yeah, Meg. Why Peter? And I want to know what you did to get that plane and hotel to Hollywood." Brian said.
"Somebody provided it for me!" Meg yelled.
After Breakfast, in Meg's room...
"Hahaha... That dumb, unsuspecting jerk fell for it... See you at Hollywood, Phil McGraw... HaHaHa!" Meg laughed hysterically.
In the plane#
"Wow... This is more exciting than the time I went to Disneyland!"
Young Peter: Sleeping Beauty, you look really pretty when you're asleep, so I'm gonna poke you with this needle, 'cause I'd like to see you asleep..
(Young Peter stabs Aurora in the finger)
Sleeping Beauty: AAHH!! (her finger bleeds)
Young Peter: What? You're not asleep? Wow... Fake Sleeping Beauty! Disney is so full of surprises!
"We are now landing Hollywood, California...
To be continued...
