A/N: Okay, this can be considered a sequel to "Inappropriate" or a story on its own. Enjoy.

It might become a two, three of four shots if people like it and I get good reviews.

Warning: nonsense up ahead.


The guardian angel of his purity

Navi blinked.

"Why are you hidden in that tree?"

Sheik didn't answer, opting instead for staring at the two Hylians on the ground, his visible ruby eye narrowed.

"Are you... spying on them?"

"..."

"Sheik... why are you spying on them?"

He looked at her. "Malon." He mumbled, a slight blush forming on his face.

She looked at the Sheikah, confused. "Uh? What about Malon?"

"She's hitting on Link."

The fairy sighed. "You know, when I told you to accept your sexuality I didn't mean you had to become a stalker."

"I am not a stalker. I am merely trying to avoid Link a trauma."

Navi rolled her eyes, tough the motion got unnoticed in all the blue light surrounding her body. "Oh, right... let's avoid the boy the trauma of getting kissed by a pretty girl at the young age of seventeen...oh the horror!" She exclaimed, sarcasm dripping heavily from her voice.

Sheik glared at her. "I wouldn't be spying on them if it were only Link's first kiss on the plate, but in this case..." he shifted, uncomfortable. "It's his purity we are talking about!"

He pointed at Malon. "She's checking him out like he's a cookie jar she wouldn't mind getting caught with her hands in!"

Navi looked at them. Surely enough, the farm girl had an unmistakable look of pure lust on her face (understandable for a seventeen-years old who finds herself in front of a hunk like him), and her gaze kept returning to Link's defined abs.

Although quite unnerved, Navi quickly looked away. "...Well, it's his choice, after all. I don't like it one bit, but if he wishes to..." the blue light surrounding her became red for a second in embarrassment "...spend the night with her, we have no say in the matter."

"Does he even know what sex is?"

"Uh?"

"Does he know what sex is?" Repeated Sheik, staring at her "Or will he just agree to anything Malon proposes because he will be to embarrassed to ask and he will think something along the lines of 'well, if she's suggesting it, it can't be so bad'?"

Navi quieted.

"... Let's go stopping them."

"Yeah."

xxx

Link felt definitely uneasy.

Malon had been acting weird all day, smiling in a way that gave him the chills and whispering weird things in his ears.

And, while a part of him definitely didn't mind the attention, the other felt there was something deeply wrong with the way she was acting around him.

Therefore, he felt utterly relieved when Sheik showed up and told him they had to go.

He gladly took the Sheikah's hand, not noticing the shocked look and the deep crimson blush that had appeared on his friend's face.

"Sheik is right. Sorry Mal, but I really have to go!"

He quickly dragged the ninja away, waving at Malon with a smile on his face. "Bye bye!"

xxx

Malon blinked at where Link and the other guy had disappeared.

What had just happened?

She thought about it for a moment.

A hot guy had resisted her charms (something nobody managed before), and then dragged away another hot guy (what was his name again? Shik?) taking him by the hand and making him blush madly.

A gigantic grin showed up on her face, after the shock had decreased.

She giggled, bringing her hands in front of her mouth. "Forbidden love! How cute!"

xxx

"You know, now you can let go of my hand."

Link looked at his friend, and released the limb with an embarrassed chuckle. "Sorry. Kind of a deja' vu, huh?"

Sheik didn't join in the laughter, instead gazing at him seemingly worried.

Link stopped laughing. "Is everything okay, Sheik?"

"Are you okay?"

The Hylian blinked. "Uh?"

"Malon was being... kind of invasive. Are you okay?"

Link smiled softly. He had no idea why, but Sheik was always so protective and kind to him; and, for some reason, he was sure that it wasn't for the whole "Hero of Time " thing.

"Um, yeah. Kinda. Why, worried for me?" he chuckled, sitting on the ground.

Sheik nodded slightly and joined him. "A bit." He admitted, looking away sheepishly.

There was a short silence. Tough, it wasn't an uncomfortable kind of silence. It was more the kind of silence when you have no need to talk, and you're perfectly fine with it.

Link was the one to speak first. "So, Sheik."

"Yes?"

He grinned at the other boy, and bit in a chuckle as the red-eyed young man blushed, something he had noticed he did a lot. It was... cute. "Do we actually have something to do, or did you simply decide to play Prince Charming?"

Sheik looked away. "Well, you kind of have to save the world, but if you prefer spending your time with Malon until Ganondorf finds the Princess, I guess I have no saying in that." His words sounded incredibly bitter, for some reason.

Before a bewildered Link could reply, the sheikah stood, and with a flash he was gone.

He blinked. "What was that all about?"

xxx

Link raised an eyebrow at the three girls in front of him.

"So, Link... who was that guy?" Asked Malon, an evil gleam in her blue eyes.

Juko, one of Malon's best friends, giggled when Link's face lit up at the mention of the handsome sheikah.

"Who, Sheik? Oh, he's a friend of mine. He helped me a lot when I was in trouble... he's always so caring. Why?"

The redhead's grin grew. "Oh, just wondering. Do you mind if we ask you something about him?"

As Link exclaimed an "Of course not!" and started talking happily about Sheik, a single thought crossed the three girls' mind:

This will be a great fanfiction.


A/N: Oh Nayru, did I just describe Malon as a shonen-ai fangirl?

... Crap, I really did.

WTF is wrong with me?