Bowser Junior complained to his dad, who couldn't be bothered to take him to McDonald's.
"But Daaaaad..." Bowser Junior begged "Imma hungwy..." he continued in a very childish manner.
Bowser sighed and huffed. "NO!" he roared.
"Daaaaaddyyyyy..."
"No. Ask Ridley to take you. I don't care about you and that happy meal."
"Okay!" Bowser Junior got in his clown car and went to find the giant space pirate.
Ridley (as usual) was hanging out with Solid Snake inside the storage room that held all the mansion's cardboard boxes.
Snake was looking for yet another replacement. Why? Because Ridley is addicted to the stuff. He always eats it. At that specific moment in time, Ridley decided that he wanted something else.
"Snakey! I don't wanna eat plain old cardboard anymore!" Ridley remarked.
"Yay. Now I can finally have a box that won't get eaten."
"I want a cardboard flavoured cake!" Ridley requested.
"Okaaaay..."
"And it has to be made of cardboard!"
"I thought you were bored of the stuff." Snake sighed.
"No, darling," Ridley tossed his giant head back "I'm only bored of cardboard, not cardboard cake!"
"They're the same." Snake stated the obvious.
"They're not!" Ridley protested.
Before they could argue, Bowser Junior came in his clown car and grabbed Ridley's tail. "RIDLEY RIDLEY RIDLEY! TAKE ME TO MCDONALDS! PLEAAAAASE?"
"No!" Ridley screeched "Snakey Snake's making me a cardboard cake out of cardboard so I have to wait!"
"You can take me to McDonalds and wait!" Bowser Junior persisted.
This caught Ridley off guard. He sighed and gave in to the annoying Koopa kid.
"Alright then, jump on my back."
"Yay!"
They flew off into the horizon (and Ridley broke a wall).
