Okay another one-shot, but this was made months ago. The one-shot is based on when one of my friends was telling us perverted pick-up lines! XD I love my friends.
Disclaimer: I do not own Axis Powers Hetalia
Australia grinned slyly as he made his way to Liechtenstein. The young girl didn't notice the dirty blonde nearing and so she was quite startled when he had spoken.
"Hey Liechtenstein?" He asked.
The timid girl gave a polite nod to the older nation. "Yes, Mr. Australia?"
"Would you like an Australian kiss?" A deep blush overtook the young girl's face.
"Au-Australian k-k-kiss, what's that?" she stammered.
The green-eyed adventurer leaned closer to stare intently into her eyes. "It's like a French kiss…but down under~!"
Liechtenstein nearly fainted from sheer embarrassment when the cock of a gun was heard.
"What did you just say you little fucker?" inquired a certain trigger-happy Swiss.
Australia vowed he would never hit on Liechtenstein again as a doctor bandaged his bullet wounds six hours later.
I hope you enjoyed it~! :D
