What should I do? Rose is out hunting with Alice and Carilse.

"Esme? What can I do?"

"Pretty much anything, as long as there is no damage too or IN my house."

"Fine Mom." I muttered. "Oy, Jasper, want to do something?"

"No not really." Jasper sighed. Who else will play with me? Edward's worth a try. But he's probably too wrapped up in Bella. Really that's all he ever thinks about. "Hey Eddie . . ." Edward cut me off very rudely by snarling.

"I told you I don't like being called that, next time I will hurt you. Got that?" he growled.

'Fine, what a jerk, I just wanted to have some fun. Oops! Sorry bro, forgot you can hear me!' He just glared at me and shifted out from under Bella. This did not look good. He could pounce at any moment. I took my queue to leave.

I was running to the door when Edward caught up with me. I was so desperate to get away I accidentally swerved and ran through the wall. I fell the two stories of the house before I hit the ground with a great clap.

" Emmett Culleeeeennn!" Shrieked Esme. Oh no. I ran as fast as I possibly could. Some times Esme was more dangerous than Edward. Now deep in the forest I sat down on a log. No one any fun any more.

I thought as fast as I could about something to do before Alice called and said 'Don't you dare!' See, I was planning to set some of Alice's clothes on fire and blame it on Edward or something. Curse my siblings with their abilities! Wait I got a great idea! I was going to be a super-hero!

I raced to a store and came out with a red long-sleeved shirt that would mold over my abs nicely, red tights, dark blue underwear, and a pretty blue cape. I was set! I changed into my costume. I thought I looked quite nice.

With my super speed I zipped over to the house. Lets see them stop SUPER EMMETT! I was opening the door with a little too much enthusiasm and it ripped off its hinges. Oops!

"EMMETT!!!!!!!" Esme ran toward me with a pan, but when she saw my FABULUS hero outfit she stopped short and dropped the pan. Awestruck no doubt to my manliness I bet!

Actually Esme was wondering if her son was in his right mind.

"Ta da!" I sang out. "Emmett, dear are you okay?" Esme asked. "Of course! Never better!