CB: Hey guys Crystal bullet here with a new fic for you. Strict Naruto X Tayuya is in effect here. No harem, No two woman deal. This will be an AU story obviously and I just wanted to do this because I was bored. I've hit a bout of writers block with most other stories for right now and the best way to get the ideas back is to step away from them for a bit and let the inspiration come naturally rather than force it. Anyway I hope you all enjoy this fic. Without further adieu I give you Broken, Blood and Soul.


Naruto was currently Staring down a redheaded woman in front of himself and Shikamaru. Shikamaru looks at Naruto and is about to speak when the redhead does so first.

"Hey the shithead with blonde hair. I wanna talk with you. Pineapple fucker you can take your fan wielding girlfriend and head off to stop my partner Kimmimaru. I'm sure by now that the Emo is out of the barrel and on his way to the snake. They're heading north northeast towards the land of rice patties." The red headed woman says as she continues to stare Naruto down with a rather heated glare.

Hearing this Shikamaru is shocked when Temari herself walks out of the bushes and next to Shikamaru. They look at each other and just nod before once again staring at the red headed woman before Shikamaru speaks.

"And what makes you think I'll believe that simply to leave my friend to die fighting you?" Shikamaru states looking at the blonde haired boy in front of her still. Her eyes never leaving him.

"Blondie here saw that's where they were headed and he can confirm they went that way." The red head speaks getting Shikamaru to look as naruto gives a nod at him that it was indeed where Naruto saw them headed when pointing to the direction he saw them bolt off too.

"See he just confirmed it. I stopped simply because I was "Ordered" to buy time. Doesn't matter how much time I buy just that it's there. Now please leave I want to speak with shithead ALONE. Only speak with him I promise I wont hurt your precious idiot unless he pisses me off." The woman says once more before Shikamaru gives a thoughtful hum before sucking his tongue as pulls it back from his teeth making a "TSK" sound. He looks over at Naruto and just sighs.

"Fine we'll leave, if anything happens to my friend I will kill you. Come on Temari, We can still stop them if we run now. They'll have to stop at the valley of the end to change course to the land of rice patties we'll cut them off there. Be careful Naruto. I don't want to lose a friend on my first mission. It'll be too troublesome to explain it to the Hokage." Shikamaru says getting Temari to nod and leave with Shikamaru as she wishes Naruto luck.

"Okay so you got me alone red. Why did you wanna speak with me?" Naruto asks glad he has a chance to talk instead of fighting.

"Why is their a genjutsu seal on your dumbass neck? It's pretty complicated and I doubt your meager intellect could have made it yourself." Tayuya asks and explains watching as Naruto's eyes widen immensely.

"I, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't have a seal on my neck. You're crazy." Naruto says denying the seals existence as he looks around nervous.

"Don't lie to me shit for brains I'm an Uzumaki dammit. I know seals since it's literally in my blood. That seal on your neck is for the casting of a damn near impenetrable genjutsu. Best I've ever fucking seen in all my life. I'm a genjutsu mistress of the highest caliber in Orochimaru's god damned army and I'm literally his most powerful and knowledgeable of his elite guards. I can even guarantee that thing is powerful enough that even the byakugan and Sharringan wouldn't be able to see through that genjutsu seal placed on you. Probably one of the Kurama's here in Konohagakure no doubt." The uzumaki woman says shocking Naruto who immediately hides his neck with his hand and backing against a tree.

"How? How did you know? No one ever knew about it or saw it? How can you see the Seal?" Naruto asks freaking out about this woman in front of him who claims to have his last name.

"Again you dumb tit, I'm an Uzumaki. Tayuya Uzumaki. The uzumaki clan were notorious for our seals. It's in our blood to know about them. So much so we can see invisible seals merely because of the chakra used to power them. Now spill it bean dip." Tayuya says as Naruto once again just looks at her astonished. She has his last name and she knows seals like he does? It's something that his clan shares? His Jiji wasn't lying when saying that?

"I, I, I can't tell you. Please just don't push it okay? Please don't tell anyone about it please don't." Naruto says panicking as he looks for a way to escape only to come face to face with Tayuya who pins him to a tree by the neck as she examines the seal. Her eyes observing it seriously as she raises her hand to release the seal.

"Oh I'm going to find out about what this seal is hiding. I always get what I want and what I want is for that seal to be deactivated. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Either way this seal will be released With or without you. Your consent isn't a factor." Tayuya says as she glares at the blonde haired blue eyed idiot in front of her. She notices his eyes well up with tears and how he tries to struggle out of her grip but is immediately held in place by two Ogres holding his arms. Tayuya places her fingers on the seal and releases it with a simple burst of her chakra.

Naruto screams in fear as his body is engulfed in a plume of smoke. When the smoke disperses Tayuya has to hold her hand over her mouth to stop herself from vomiting. The ogres drop Naruto like a sack of hammers and Naruto immediately curls up afraid and scared of what she'll do as he begins crying his eyes out curled up and holding himself.

Before Tayuya lays Naruto Uzumaki. His form changed from the short and blonde haired blue eyed boy to this. His body misshapen and broken. His legs show massive scarring and incorrectly set bones and stitch scars. His feet missing nearly every last toe as his foot appears to have bones missing as well. His legs missing chunks of flesh as if they were violently ripped and torn from him like some wild animal had been eating him. His waist and calves looking much the same. His stomach shows the seal on his stomach keeping the Kyuubi at bay also has holes torn inside it and jagged scars lining up his arms. His fingers broken and mismatched. Obviously having been set and healed wrong to cause pain forever after healing.

His arms are much the same, Scarred with jaggedly torn and burned flesh. His left arm even has his flesh grown only around the bones leaving the radius and Ulna bones as the only thing with flesh around them and a hole in the middle of his forearm. His ribs obviously broken and misshapen to the point even breathing had to have been bringing him such pain on a scale to kill any normal person. His right cheek gone and leaving his exposed and broken teeth to the air as his right eye is also red in the sclera where it should only be white. His eyes a deep royal purple as his hair is shaggy and red. A true uzumaki in everything possible despite his grotesque appearance. Tayuya growls as she sees Naruto cowering on the floor crying like an infant.

"Please no, No no please. Don't hurt me. Don't do it please. I'm not the demon just leave me alone please." Naruto says holding himself as he curls even deeper into himself. Obviously having flashed back to an earlier memory. Tayuya feels her blood boil at this and immediately takes action. She walks over to Naruto and gets down in front of him. Looking at him closely Tayuya notices that his bones look more like metal with the steel gray like coloration. She only knows of one other who has this kind of color to his bones. She sighs and merely takes Naruto into her arms pulling him into a tender hug. The action shocks the boy who immediately stops his ranting and raving about his memory and remembers where he is.

Feeling the woman in front of him holding him he just returns the hug a little frightened. Upon feeling him return the hug Tayuya looks the boy in the eyes with sadness at what has been done to her fellow uzumaki. She rubs his back and just begins talking.

"Can you tell me your name kid? I wanna know the clansmen that Konohagakure has fucked over like this." Tayuya asks as she just wonders about what she can do to help her fellow clansman.

"M-My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I have always looked like this after one to many beatings." Naruto says looking down wondering what she was doing holding him.

"I see. Naruto Uzumaki, Genin, Rank E shinobi by all accounts according to everyone in your village. Failed the genin exam three times due to hatred, sabotage, miscommunication, ETC, ETC. Hailed as the worst Shinobi to ever grace it's ranks in the history of the leaf village to date. 12 years old, blonde hair blue eyes which I can now tell is a lie. Container for the Kyuubi no Kitsune Yoko which attacked the leaf 12 years ago." Tayuya says rather placidly knowing what caused these horrific mutilations. Naruto's shocked expression gets her to sigh.

"Did you really think Orochi fucking Maru wouldn't make sure to give me and the others Dossiers on any and ALL active shitnobi we would possibly encounter on this mission of ours? Thankfully for you and your friends only me and our leader of the sound 5 of Oto actually read the fucking things. I can sense that Jirobo, sakon and Ukon and even kidomaru have all been killed by your friends. Not bad they were all jonin in oto. I know all about you Naruto Uzumaki. I thought that your name was simply a way to piss me and the other uzumaki out there off. But I see that is not the case." Tayuya says as she just sighs making sure to keep a strong hold on the boy in her arms.

"Y-You know about the fox? And you don't care?" Naruto asks astonished at this simple act wondering why she doesn't hate him.

"Of course I know about it. Why would I care that you have a giant rabbit eared fox in your gut? Not like it matters since you aren't that damn furball anyway. You just house it like you're a damn box holding a stack of those shitty Icha Icha books that Retard Kakashi Hatake reads. The bingo book says he doesn't head anywhere without atleast 10 of those fucking books on his person. Personally I think he reads those to make up for the fact he's never gotten laid in his life with a woman who doesn't charge. He's worse than That perverted moron Jiraya." Tayuya says a little angry before feeling arms wrap around her neck as her chest becomes damp. Naruto had latched onto the girl in front of him holding tightly to her and sobbing into her chest.

Taken back by the action Tayuya merely continues to hold Naruto and rub his head and back shushing him with pleasant calls and gentle words until his crying is done. The ordeal lasts for a good and solid 45 minutes before Naruto passes out with his face in her chest. Tayuya sets Naruto down on the grass and looks at the seal once more analyzing the thing and jotting down everything about it. She sighs when finally completed and hearing someone approaching she quickly activates the seal on reflex seeing Naruto's body return to the genjutsu form which to him is "normal". Turning around Tayuya sees Kimmimaru walking up to her from behind.

"Hey boss, I thought you might be one of those worthless Konoha ninja." Tayuya says ignoring everything else as she just lifts Naruto up into her arms pissed off at how heavy the kid is. Kimmimaru seeing this is confused as besides himself Tayuya is the strongest out of all the Elite Jonin in Otogakure. Seeing her struggle with this 90 pound looking weakling is strange to him.

"Why are you even bothering with that garbage heap? Leave it to rot in the dirt where it belongs." Kimmimaru says until Tayuya gets a tick mark on her head and growls at the bone user.

"Shut up you chrome boned asshat. This is a fucking Uzumaki in my arms and he's worth more to me than even your life. Now shut up and help me carry him to Konoha. It's time to enact our mission." Tayuya says angry at the bone user who's eyes widen at that revelation. Kimmimaru just grabs the boy and lifts him onto his back to carry him. Noticing the weight the boy has he just looks to an upset Tayuya.

"Why is he so heavy? Does he have gravity seals? Weights? Chakra laced clothing armor?" Kimmimaru asks wondering how this thing on his back weights nearly 250 pounds.

"His bones are like yours asslogger. That Steel gray coloration. I think this Uzumaki has the Shikotsumyaku. It would explain why he's still alive with the injuries he has. You know the mission Kimmimaru. We're to gather any and all information we can for Orochimaru but our clan comes first. You know this." Tayuya says as Both she and Kimmimaru head towards Konohagakure.

Knowing that Sasuke wouldn't make it past the Valley of the End on his own Kabuto was probably waiting in the wings for him so he was long gone by now. Tayuya and Kimmimaru are still walking on the forest floor heading towards the battles the other Oto nin had been in and mostly going to be seeing that they were all most likely dead as Tayuya had predicted. Shikamaru and Temari show up soon after they get only about half way to the scene of Kiba and Akamaru standing victorious over Sakon and Ukon With Rock Lee and Gaara showing up shortly after those two had arrived when being forced to flee thanks to Kabuto. Soon Lee and Gaara both soon notice the two sound Shinobi heading towards Konoha with naruto on the pale kids back who is currently not wearing anything besides his Orochimaru lookalike uniform with the top half of it wrapped around his waist.

"Why do you have my friend on your back Pale one. Answer me now or I will kill you." Gaara says first without hesitation before Tayuya looks at the redhead and scoffs.

"As if you could kill Kimmimaru here. We have Naruto because he convinced us to head to Konoha. Little shithead sure has a way with words." Tayuya says looking at the now blonde haired Uzumaki with a smile that everyone is able to see is sincere. Rock lee seeing this smile of someone once an enemy now friend merely cries manly tears of Fire and manliness calling out about the youth Naruto's words were sure to have.

"So just like that you decide to drop what ever loyalties you have simply because Naruto told you some things while you two talked?" Shikamaru says and asks in a very skeptical way.

"He's a fucking Uzumaki pineapple fucker. We Uzumaki NEVER turn our backs on one of our own. He told me that Konoha would be a nice place to live since we're family and I just found a lost member of my clan. Suspicious or not I'm not going to leave my only living clan member to live alone. Kimmimaru and I both are Uzumaki. Kimmimaru is Kaguya from Kiri but they were the branch family of our clan. Now if you would shut up and help us we could get your dumbass friends to the dumbass ER in Konohagakure quicker so they might live. Now stop asking questions and get your dumbass Assen ass asses into gear and pick up one of your dumbass near dead friends. We have to get to your fucking home morons." Tayuya says as Kimmimaru just lets her do the Talking. After all she was putting this trash where it belonged. In it's place beneath the uzumaki and Kaguya.

"She's right, We have to help the Others fast. They might not be as bad as Pale eyes here but they're in bad shape." Kankuro says coming out of the bush holding a badly injured and bleeding Neji Hyuuga.

"Damn it. Okay, Gaara think you can Carry Akamaru and Kiba on a bed of your sand when we get to them? We have to hurry to Choji." Temari says as Gaara Nods promising to help by getting the dog and his master on some sand to carry them to Konoha. Along the way to the gates Shikamaru decides that he's going to be the one who picks up Choji and the large group of Shinobi will then race towards Konoha's front gates.

As the Nin all head towards the area's they fought Shikamaru keeps a rather hard and calculative gaze on Tayuya and her companion who are currently carrying Naruto. Tayuya every now and again reaching over and rubbing Naruto's cheek softly to calm his upset and obviously disturbed face. Tayuya not caring who saw just smiles rather happily at Naruto's unconscious form before calling out to the one watching her.

"Keep your eyes on the road ahead Pineapple head. I'm making sure my clansmen is having a restful sleep." Tayuya says as they pass where Sakon and Ukon are currently lying dead as Kiba is breathing hard and chuckling at the scene knowing he kicked their asses.

"Haha see that? I did that to them. Me and Akamaru. Showed that stupid Dobe his place by beating someone even stronger than Sasuke." Kiba says arrogantly as Tayuya stops moving.

"Who are you talking about being a stupid dobe chode smoker?" Tayuya asks a bit angry wondering if he's really stupid enough to do this. Kiba noticing the voice looks up and sees the hot redhead and some new guy but what catches his eye is the mop of blonde hair on the pale guys back and he simply smirks.

"That idiot on the pale freaks back. That fucking loser should have died on this mission with how weak he is. Luckily he only had to talk to one sexy redhead. Speaking of which wanna go out sometime hot stuff?" Kiba asks as Akamaru wisely leaped off Kiba and onto Temari's head using her Ponytails to hold himself up.

Kimmimaru looked at Tayuya and immediately grabbed her arm that had in a flash of speed none of the genin around them could track had grabbed hold of her flute.

"Tayuya calm down. If we attack the garbage pile there We'll make things harder for ourselves. Besides it's obvious he would hit on you. You're an Uzumaki. We're better then everyone else in the entirety of the elemental nations. Just do as you would say and ignore this "Stupid Cum spewing Dickhead asshole." It'll be better not to kill him till we have just cause while inside the village itself. Better deniability that way by saying a "training accident" has occurred leading to his "unfortunate" but much needed demise." Kimmimaru says as Tayuya looks at him a little surprised he cursed. Kimmimaru never stopped her before but she was easy to anger like any Uzumaki. Kimmimaru is right and she needs to curb it for now. She looks to the Dog boy and shakes her head before continuing to walk before answering.

"I'm going to do what my cousin Kimmimaru said and ignore your stupid comment. As for the date offer. Shove it up your ass like you did with your brain. I don't date idiots who fuck their own dogs. . . .Unless it's a woman doing the fucking of her ninken your clan are known for. I bet your little pet is a better lay than you'll ever be." Tayuya says ignoring his sputtered reply as Temari and Kankuro lose their collective shit and laugh. Neji while bleeding is still conscious and would have killed Kiba if he was able to move so he also settled for laughing at the jab. They soon come upon Choji who's being picked up by Kakashi.

Kakashi seeing the retrieval team together and only a few of them being harmed is happy. Until he realizes that The redhead in front of him and the Silver haired boy next to her is carrying something. He sighs knowing that Sasuke must be safe if these random nin jumped in to save him. The redhead is rather gorgeous too. Perhaps he can charm her for a one night stand.

"Ah good, You're all still alive . . . . relatively. Where's sasuke?" Kakashi asks as Shikamaru speaks up.

"He got away at the valley of the end Kakashi-sensei. Kabuto Yakushi showed up and provided backup and nearly killed me and Sabbaku no Temari as he ran where Kabuto instructed." Shikamaru says making Kakashi widen his visible eye before smiling some.

"Oh so I guess Naruto died somewhere up ahead then?" Kakashi asks wondering if this is true.

"No he's being carried by the silver haired guy named Kimmimaru according to himself and the redheaded woman beside him." Shikamaru answers Kakashi's question.

"Really? Hm too bad." Kakashi says rather low but still loud enough for the entire retrieval team to hear. Most of whom are wide eyed at this proclamation. Shikamaru, Neji, Tayuya and Kimmimaru are merely eyeing Kakashi strangely before Kiba laughs.

"See even the dobes teacher agrees he should have died." Kiba said once again getting Kakashi to Eye smile at this before looking at the two nin in front of him.

"So who's the foxy lady and the stoic silver haired one beside her? They come to help you along the way?" Kakashi asks before pulling out his Icha Icha paradise book

"I'm Tayuya Uzumaki and this is Kimmimaru Kaguya you chrome headed cock suck. Wish death upon my clansmen again and joining the Leaf be damned i'll kill you where you stand." Tayuya says making Kakashi eye her a little bit putting away his porn realizing he may have just burned a bridge.

"You wish to join the Village?" Kakashi asks hopeful that she will. He has a chance at an uzumaki woman and he isn't going to let a simple death threat stop him. After all thats how his sensei and his wife Kushina started a relationship.

"Yeah we are. My clansmen said to join Konoha with him because clansmen didn't need to fight. That we were family and we can keep each other safe. . . That family doesn't give up on family nor turn it's back on family. He said that because we might be the last of our clan when I told him about it that we can help each other get stronger and grow our numbers again." Tayuya says looking at Naruto happily as her gentle stroking of his cheek turns his depressed and obviously upset visage into one of content and safety.

"I see well lets get the wounded to the hospital. Me and you can report to the hokage and maybe get a drink at the bar later." Kakashi says looking at the redhead.

Tayuya smirks at the chrome haired nin and just responds.

"Sure and while we're their i'll blow you in the bathrooms or better yet i'll take the nearest bar stool and shove it up your ass right next to that log you call a hate boner. Not in a million years pervert." Tayuya says walking away from this asshole with Kimmimaru simply following suit as They're lead into the Village proper where they drop off those in need of intensive care or face death. Tayuya and Kimmimaru ignore Kiba and Kakashi more and more as they continue to talk and hit on her.

Merely sitting in the waiting room holding onto Naruto as he was placed into a seat next to her with his head on her lap facing towards her abdomen. Her hand gently caressing his head as her fingers streak through his currently blonde locks. She stays their ignoring the cyclops in front of her who is still hitting on her much to his wounded pride.

"So why are you ignoring me and just petting him?" Kakshi asks tilting his head to the side.

Tayuya remained as silent as Kimmimaru as she was done answering or talking to this idiot.

"You can tell me. I mean it's not like you love this moronic demon anyway." Kakashi says having let the word slip as he tenses up a little bit hoping she didn't hear it.

Hear it Tayuya did and just didn't comment on it. She merely ignored his stupidity and continues to rub Naruto gently to keep his nightmare ridden mind calm. His sweating body, twitching eyes and increased heart rate attest to her insight. She merely continues to comfort her clansman wondering just what kind of treatment he could have gotten in this shit hole. His injuries from before were proof enough he needed her here to keep him safe and train him but just hearing his own sensei say such things made her wonder how he was viewed. Kakashi finally having enough just decides he should try later. After all it wont take long for her to find out about Naruto and how he's a demon. Shes to absorbed thinking she found a clan member of hers and is just stuck on the "honeymoon" phase of ignoring everything but the person in front of her. It'll take awhile but it wont be too long before then. Kakashi just leaves the area as Tsunade comes out of the ER after having saved both Neji and Choji from dying. She sighs and shakes her head happy no one on the mission had died. Seeing the redhead in the waiting room she wondered why she was still there only to see she was petting a tuft of blonde hair.

Tsunade smiles at the act and walks over to her getting Tayuya's attention since the woman was obviously a skilled doctor. Tayuya how ever never once looked up from Naruto's sleeping form.

"Hi their young lady. I hope you don't mind but I have to check up on that blonde idiot there just to see if he's injured. He always seems to have to come to me lately. Not that I mind of course." Tsunade says with a bite to her voice that shows nothing but humor and caring for the blonde. She smiles at the idiot comment and chuckles.

"He is an idiot alright. . . .but he's a pretty good one. Talked me and my boss Kimmimaru out of working for Orochimaru and to come to Konoha." Tayuya says shocking the blonde haired woman at the accomplishment.

"You work for that Snake?" Tsunade asks a little skeptical and worried for her blonde haired gaki. She feels her heart nearly stop realizing that she had his head in prime position to snap it like a twig and kill him instantly.

"Yes I did work for him. Until Naruto here convinced me to come to Konohagakure. Besides why wouldn't I want to be with my fellow Clansmen?" Tayuya says with conviction as she wonders about how to fix Naruto. A million different way popping into her head.

Tsunade sighs in relief at the proclamation and just places a hand over her calming heart. She smiles and just places her hand on Naruto and casts a jutsu as her hands glow green. Tsunade's face once again scrunches up in confusion as she yells Kai and once more does the jutsu as her hands glow green. She sighs as she gets the same results confusing Tayuya as to why this person would do that.

"What did you try to release something for?" Tayuya asks a bit confused as to why.

"It's just. . . my jutsu never lies to me and it's telling me of so much extensive damage to Naruto but. . . .His outward appearance once again is the perfect example of health. No scars no injuries nothing. I thought he was under a genjutsu but nothing happens whenever I try and release it. It's baffling me." Tsunade says a bit confused as she rubs her temples at the oncoming headache.

"So you don't know?" Tayuya asks confused. If this woman loved Naruto enough to care for him this much to personally treat him anytime he was banged up than why not tell her about his true looks.

"Don't know what? Does orochimaru know something about him that I don't?" Tsunade asks a bit confused and worried the snake might have found something and exploited it this mission before his talk with the woman and her companion got through to them.

"No he doesn't know shit. Guy may be a genius but he can make some pretty retarded decisions. Like sending an Uzumaki to kill a team composed of genin with another Uzumaki in it's ranks. Like I'd ever kill a clan member. Not to mention his idiocy about not realizing I altered mine and Kimmimaru's curse seals to not have the corrupting nature it's supposed to because of the enzyme." Tayuya says as Tsunade's eyebrow quirks upwards.

"We probably shouldn't be talking here in the hospital. Lets go to my office and get this squared away. Can you wake the blonde up?" Tsunade asks a bit confused and smiles happily as Tayuya wakes Up the blonde by gently smacking his cheeks a bit.

"Hey blondie-kun wake the fuck up. Some old hag wants to fuck you." Tayuya says getting the blonde woman to blush some and sputter.

"Hmm? Old hag? Why does Baa-chan want to fuck me?" Naruto says groggily as he sits up in the seat righting himself with a smile. His hands wiping away the sleep from his eyes.

"Hi baa-chan. I'm so happy you're here." Naruto says with his one true smile before hugging her tightly.

"Stupid brat I told you not to call me that. How are you feeling Naruto?" Tsunade asks as Naruto's face pushes into her belly. She just smiles and rubs her hand on his head.

"I'm good Tsunade-chan. . . I found a clan member you see?" Naruto says with a smile looking at Tayuya.

"Wait. . . Tsunade senju? One of the sannin?" Tayuya asks finally looking up from naruto's back only to come face to face with a twin pigtailed blonde woman with knockers the size of her damn head.

"Huh so you are Tsunade. . . .Well I feel stupid talking to the hokage like that." Tayuya says as she looks at Tsunade with a embarrassed expression.

"It's fine but what do you mean by "So you don't know?" I wanna know but come with me first." Tsunade says with a strange expression before leaving the hospital walking with Naruto standing next to her. Tayuya follows suit after waking up Kimmimaru and racing to catch up. Once inside the office Tsunade made all her Anbu leave and activated her seals to enable silence and stop people from coming in.

"Now what did you mean by you didn't know?" Tsunade asks again getting Naruto to tense up before Tayuya looks at him and smiles.

"Naruto, It's okay. You trust this woman don't you?" Tayuya says as Naruto nods to her but he just sighs and begins.

"I do. . . I trust her with my life. It's just. . . I didn't want to bother her with anything that's not important." Naruto says looking down.

"And you think that you looking the way you did isn't important?" Tayuya asks a bit sternly.

"Well no. . . I mean i'm not important enough to really get the attention of anyone. I'm just a" Naruto says only to have someone grab his head and lift his head up. He sees that both Tayuya and Tsunade are looking at him sternly.

"Naruto that is the stupidest thing you have ever said despite me not knowing you long" Both Tsunade and Tayuya say at the same time before tsunade continues.

"Naruto you're very important. At least to me that is. I'll do anything to help you. Do you need money? I'll give you some directly from the village. Do you want a house? I'll force the council to build you one with a smile or have them executed. Do you want to have sex? Hell just ask and i'll drop my pants if I can't find someone else willing to do it. I'll do anything for you now who told you that you weren't important?" Tsunade says shocking Naruto at the conviction behind Tsunade's words. He looks down and sighs.

"Everyone does. . . Everyone in the village does Baa-chan. Kakashi sensei, Sasuke and Sakura more so than anyone else but the rest of the village does it too. I can literally count the number of people who've been good to me at least once on one hand and I only mean being good to me without being ordered to do it and had actually wanted to." Naruto says as Tsunade sighs wondering why she even bothered coming back to this cesspool instead of going Rogue with naruto and Shizune.

"Naruto you don't listen to them okay? I'm not gonna mark you as unimportant ever you hear me? Now please. . .What is Tayuya talking about?" Tsunade begs as Naruto sighs and nods before continuing.

"Okay. . . well I just I originally heard you were a great medic and that you could heal almost anything. I got excited because it meant that I could possibly talk to you about it. The old man tried sending you messages and Missives about it but he said the messages never got to you. SO I forgot about it till that perverted hermit bastard decided it would be good to take me along with him to find you when the old man decided to retire. It must have slipped his mind to tell you about it. It slipped mine too." Naruto says shocking Tsunade and making her feel horrible about ignoring her sensei's letters for so long.

"Well he tried the missives and letters when I was younger but never got a response and I forgot about it. So years later, The chunnin finals began and old man announced he was going to get a replacement Hokage and he said it would be you. He wanted me to go but couldn't sanction the mission till after the exams died down. Then the Sand and the Kazekage guy started that invasion because of Konoha taking all the sands Missions because the wind Daimyo doesn't trust them or something. Jiji said that was the main reason the sand Invaded. Hiruzen was injured pretty badly and barely survived cause he was outnumbered so I wanted to get you here to heal him more than anything and I forgot about myself." Naruto recalls before sighing.

"Than kakashi gives those two akatsuki guys or what ever my location like an idiot and gets his dumbass put in that fucking coma. They come attack me with that dickhead pervert leaving me alone in a hotel while he stole my money to go pay for hookers and booze." As Naruto says this Tsunade is rather pissed off at that little bit of Knowledge and files it away for later.

"I was injured badly fighting them off and he just let the Kyuubi heal me because and I quote him " He has better things to do than waste time on a brat who needs to learn a lesson". Sasuke that moron showed up before the pervert and tried attacking the akatsuki guys cause one of them was his brother or something and gets his own dumbass put into a coma. We met you and you pissed me off because of how you mocked the hokages and Jiji Hiruzen. I once again forgot about it and made that bet with you so I forgot to bring it up again. After saving you from Kabuto I saw Orochimaru look pretty pissed at Kabuto for that but again I passed out and you healed that problem only." Naruto says thinking more on it as Tsunade, Tayuya and Kimmimaru are both pissed at the other sannin for the way he has been treating Naruto.

"Than when we got home you had to help the emo duck ass and his ass kisser out of their coma's and heal the old man. Once again I was so happy Jiji was okay and alive I forgot about it all and spent all my time with Jiji while he recovered in the hospital." Naruto says as he smiles happily remembering how Hiruzen always lit up when he was with Naruto.

"Then when the time came and you were inaugurated as hokage that perverted hermit said that since I don't respect him enough by calling him Shishou or Sensei or use my perfect transformation so he can sleep with it that I didn't deserve to be his apprentice. He absolved my Summon contract with the toads due to being the current holder and the toads while disagreeing with him have to obey the summoner due to the rules they have and regretfully absolved the summon contract I had with them. Though Bunta still sends me Sake and Kichi even sends me Candy. It may have bugs like scorpions and stuff in the flavored suckers and crickets in chocolate balls but they're surprisingly really good." Naruto says thinking on the rather odd but delicious candy he has gotten from Kichi. The other occupants of the room seem to think rather deeply on this obviously upset about this information.

"Well because of that I was upset at the time and was more worried about what I was going to do about getting stronger or getting training more than getting healed. Thats when you sent me on that mission with team 7 to help Koyuki Kazahana. That whole thing was an affair and a half and again in the hospital they fixed what was wrong sorta but after we all got home in the morning I heard you were busy with lee's Physical therapy and let it go for one more day. Than this bullshit with the Teme leaving the fucking village happened. I just had no time and besides that entire time I was thinking on it I was worried you'd just deny me anyway." Naruto finishes explaining.

This tale sinks in as both Tayuya and Tsunade sigh seeing that he's had a very rough time just even finding time to even come visit Tsunade. She nods and looks at Naruto pinching his cheek.

"Come on brat. . . show me whats wrong. . . Maybe I can actually help you by healing whats wrong. Please Naruto. . .You can trust me." Tsunade says as sincerely as possible while reminding herself that she needs to murder that pervert for what he is doing to her precious Naruto.

"That old man is dead as mud when I get through punching his teeth into his colon. It'll sure as hell make it harder to take a dick when every time they get bit when being inside his loose anus." Tayuya said promising to truthfully kill that pervert if she could.

Naruto nods some and smiles at them both as Kimmimaru merely plots his own way to kill the trash that treated his family like this. Naruto sighs and quickly undoes the seal showing Kimmimaru and Tsunade what Tayuya already knew. Both of them had to hold the urge to vomit as Tayuya merely held his hand rubbing the back of his hand with her thumb to show it'll be okay.

"My. . . Oh my god. Naruto you." Tsunade says as her mind runs a million miles a minute trying to assess the damage and how to fix it. She looks him over and without hesitation rips his cloths off of him stripping him naked to see him in all his injured glory. Worry written all over her face at the scars, the words carved into flesh and the damage that has been done. She just stops what she's doing and just looks into Naruto's eyes. She just tears up and is about to cry when she places her hands on Naruto's shoulders.

"Don't worry Naruto-kun. I'll fix you. Me and Shizune both will do our best to help you. . . I'm so sorry I wasn't here to help fix this. I'm so sorry." She says sobbing slightly as Naruto just rubs her back.

"It's okay Baa-Chan. I know it isn't your fault. D-Do you think you could help me?" Naruto asks with hope in his eyes.

"Naruto . . . I don't know if I can fix you entirely but i'll try my damnedest okay?" Tsunade promises her favorite Shinobi who nods to her.

"Okay Baa-Chan. I believe you. Tayuya you look upset whats wrong?" Naruto says as he catches a glimpse of Tayuya's calculative gaze.

"I might have an idea. It's risky but. . . . It might just work. It'll take time. A lot of time. About 2 months to get just perfect but it shouldn't be a problem since you're pureblood Uzumaki just like me. If Tsunade doesn't mind listening to it without interrupting me I think she'll like it." Tayuya says as she looks at her. Getting Tsunade to nod with a smile at this just pays attention to Tayuya as best she can.

"Okay as you know Naruto I was one of Orochimaru's personal guards. We are literally the most powerful Ninja in the village only beaten by Orochimaru himself. Since he never trusted anyone but his medic Kabuto, Kimmimaru and me we always went EVERYWHERE with him. He couldn't trust anyone else because they were both weak and most likely had other allegiances. As such i'm privy to documentation he had me carry with myself so he never repeated failed experiments twice. I have them sealed on my person now actually. One of them was of an Idea to Clone a body of himself to keep himself immortal. Always make it young so it would . . . grow in time and always swap out when that body either grew old or too damaged to be salvaged." Tayuya says as she looks the horrified faces of the hokage and her clansmen.

"But the Hashirama cells he had wouldn't last long enough to be of any real or true use because they eventually would degrade to the point he couldn't use it after only 3 clonings. How ever Uzumaki genes were even more perfect and always held up without degradation due to the regenerative properties. He began working on trying to clone himself from Uzumaki Genes. He succeeded to a point. The clones however were deemed failures because he couldn't figure out how to keep the clones he made as they would always destroy the skeletal structure that was normal bone the instant the clone came out of the cloning tank. So he put the idea on the back burner and just never continued research into it because his plan for the uchiha which he marked during the chunin exams in secret using the invasion the sand did as cover had been one of his more ongoing current plans and it took up more and more time to plan and it eventually just slipped his mind entirely." Tayuya says looking at them both as she unseals a box of medical notes and records of a project called "Operation Phoenix" on its face written in marker.

"The reason that happened is because while he cloned the bodies he mixed it with his own genes and that caused his clones skeletons to not be as durable as our uzumaki skeletons. The body the clones had immediately felt the bones were "intruders" and our immune system forced the clones bodies muscles to contract as hard as they could causing them to crush the invading enemy and it always killed the clones. Since naruto is 100% uzumaki like me. All we need to do is have you Clone a full body, bones in all for Naruto. In the time it takes you to cultivate one clone, which will be 100% exactly like his real body should be, I'll begin teaching Naruto the jutsu Orochimaru uses to transfer into the bodies of those he wants to take over. Kabuto, Kimmimaru and Myself were forced to learn the jutsu so that in any kind of rare case where the snake himself could not perform it he would be able to have us perform the jutsu for him and he can piggy back off it as if he himself cast it. Naruto uses the Jutsu to implant both himself and his tenant into the new body as the Kyuubi will go with him. Orochimaru did extensive testing on Utakata the 6 tail jinchuriki before letting him go. Naruto gets a body that's perfectly healthy, He spends a few weeks recovering after the Jutsu is used and then he never has to deal with those reminders ever again." Tayuya says looking at Tsunade with conviction as Tsunade's eyes begin darting around in different places as her mind puts all the pieces together. She finds a flaw and just sighs.

"It's a good idea but we can't do that because we have no "tank" or what ever Orochimaru uses to cultivate these clones. How do we get around it? Do you know how to build them?" Tsunade asks getting Tayuya to shake her head.

"Sadly no. Orochimaru kept that secret to himself. While me and Kimmimaru know a lot. We don't know everything. But I had thought of that also. Instead of making a whole clone, clone body parts separately and use the Kinjutsu Taki gave Konoha when Kakuzu attacked your grandfather Hashirama." Seeing the confusion on Tsunade's face Tayuya just sighs and continues.

"You know the Jiongu. They gave it to Konohagakure No Sato as compensation for their failed attempt to send Kakuzu into attacking your Grandfather Hashirama Senju. The Jiongu threads are better then even the strongest metals today and they can be used to hold the clone parts together. The chakra in the clones body parts will be enough to activate the Kinjutsu to keep the body held together as a self preservation move they will also keep the body parts alive. It's at that point when Naruto will take the body over and fully activate it by having his entire chakra stores, System in all, and his soul transfer into the pieced together body. That process however takes a full Two months. Cloning body parts is a lot harder than cloning full bodies because it requires specific tissues and cells. Bone for bone, Heart for heart, Muscle for muscle, Fat for fat, Brain for brain, ETC, ETC. Where as for a full body you take spinal fluid and that has all DNA strings in it so you just clone a body from that strand since each strand has the entirety of your genealogy." Tayuya says getting Tsunade to nod at this. A much easier feat despite the difficulty.

"That works for me. I'm a better medic than Orochimaru so it'll easily take half the time. But i'll need a month to read on and study Orochimaru's notes on cloning with the Uzumaki genes. Once I have that i'll get the samples I need from Naruto and we can go from there. Naruto are you comfortable with this?" Tsunade asks a bit happy she is able to hopefully help her favorite person besides Shizune.

Naruto is merely looking at Tayuya and Tsunade confused and happy. His emotions on his sleeve he just smiles at them both thinking of different way to help him fix the problems wrong with his body. Seeing they agreed on a way and the fact Tayuya explained everything step by step made him happy as he understood what they were going to do. He nods frantically holding onto them both muttering and sputtering his thank you's as much as he could.

Soon after Naruto once again falls asleep. Tayuya merely walks over and reactivates the seal to hide his damaged body. Sliding on some clothes for him she just rubs his shoulders. Kimmimaru lifts Naruto up and gets him on his back once more and looks to the women in the room.

"Tayuya-san, Hokage-Sama, I shall return Naruto-san to his home. The dossier already stated where he lives. I expect you to show up soon Tayuya I know you and the Hokage have much to discuss." Kimmimaru says as he leaves the office of the Hokage and begins walking over towards Naruto's run down apartment in the red light district of the village.

"Okay. . . why does orochimaru have a full dossier on Naruto? How does he know where he lives and why would Orochimaru get really pissed off at Kabuto for injuring him when he himself impaled Naruto in the lung with the kusanagi?" Tsunade asks as she glares at Tayuya waiting for an answer.

"In all honesty I have no fucking clue. Our express orders when on this mission alone were to only incapacitate Naruto uzumaki. If any harm were to come to him the one who dealt it would be murdered rather harshly. Orochimaru for some strange reason has been watching Naruto for a long long time. Since he was in the Orphanage before getting thrown out into the cold when he was 4 years old." Tayuya says looking at the shock on Tsunade's face. She looks at Tayuya and sees she isn't lying to her. She sighs and shakes her head confused about this.

"I just don't get why. The only thing I can guess is that Orochimaru sees nearly everything about himself inside Naruto." Tayuya says getting Tsunade to widen her eyes in surprise.

"That could be a possibility. Both Naruto and Orochimaru are Orphans. Both of them were scorned and hated by the entirety of the village for something out of their control. Naruto for obvious reasons and Orochimaru because of his appearance. Both of them are geniuses when you think about it. Naruto is a battle tactician of the highest order. In the heat of battle he thinks of immediately powerful strategies to overpower and overcome his enemies without realizing it when he is unable to match them head to head. Orochimaru was the same way. When he wasn't able to out think or over power his opponents head on he did the same Naruto did and just had to Wing it. Both of them trained and worked themselves to near death to get their power on their own terms and they both even dreamed of being Hokage of Konohagakure No Sato. If anything Orochimaru probably sees Naruto as his own flesh and blood." Tsunade says remembering all the time she and her team went on missions and fought in the shinobi wars.

"Orochimaru is pretty obsessed with power and Jutsu now more than anything else. Although he still has Naruto on a pedestal. Something about keeping a promise made in blood. Orochimaru only went after Sasuke because the emo butt fucker is useful in copying any and all Jutsu that isn't related to bloodlines." Tayuya says as Tsunade just sighs and rubs her head due to the migraine.

"By the way. . . Kimmimaru will need you to check on his lungs and blood. He may have the Shikotsumyaku but he also got "The Ivory Curse" that causes his clan to die. I hope you can cure him. I'd kind of like to keep him around for a long time." Tayuya says as Tsunade decides to smirk at the red head and chuckle.

"Don't worry fire cracker i'll heal your boyfriend. Wouldn't want you to get lonely now would I?" Tsunade says as Tayuya doesn't rise to the bait and merely looks at Tsunade.

"Kimmimaru is a trusted friend and my closest Cousin Tsunade. I want him healed because he's family and I worry about him. Please don't joke around about my relationships. I have my eyes set on someone who I know will be able to keep me in line and someone I wouldn't mind coming to love. Who that might be I don't know. It could be Kimmimaru in the future but I don't know. Could be someone else from Konohagakure. Right now though I prefer to stay single and help my clansmen with what I can." Tayuya says as she just ignores Tsunade's response only picking up on bringing Kimmimaru to the hospital in the morning.

Tayuya arrives at Naruto's apartment to see Kimmimaru looking at the door. Seeing Tayuya Kimmimaru looks at her with his usual emotionless mask and doesn't say anything.

"Cow tits says you need to show up at the hospital in the morning. She'll see what she can do about your disease Kimmimaru. Where's naruto-kun?" Tayuya asks and Kimmimaru looks over to the door near them. Understanding what he means Tayuya nods her head and walks to it opening the door.

"Get some rest Kimmimaru. . . We have a busy day tomorrow." Tayuya says getting Kimmimaru to nod and just lay down on Naruto's rather comfortable couch. Soon falling asleep Kimmimaru's body goes limp and the sofa beneath him groans in protest at the heavy boned male as it's legs snap in half and drop it to the floor. Tayuya laughs a little bit as she sees Kimmimaru now on the floor with an aggravated expression on his face mumbling about killing sofa designers before closing Naruto's bedroom door.

Tayuya walks over and sits on the bed looking at naruto's prone form on his bed and sighs seeing that his face once again is contorted into one of fear and hurt. She gets under the covers of the bed facing Naruto and rubs his cheek getting him to ease up and his face to return to a pleased one.

"Don't worry naruto-kun. We'll fix you right up. Now lets hope you didn't get the Uzumaki Cuddle gene like I did. Otherwise we might wake up to an awkward position." Tayuya says softly before soon falling asleep.

Morning soon comes as sun shines inside the room hitting Tayuya in the eyes. The redheaded woman just groans softly as she digs her face into the pillow beneath her. The woman sighs and just opens her eyes coming face to face with the slightly tanned skin to her genjutsu'd clansman beneath her. A large pool of her drool is currently on her companions chest from her deep sleep.

The second thing the woman notices is that her and her clansman both sadly had gotten the Uzumaki cuddle gene. However Naruto got it even worse then her as his face is currently happily nestled into her hair as his arms are wrapped around her neck as his legs are inter locked with her own. Her own arms wrapped around his chest.

'Crap, we both got this stupid gene. . . Well it is pretty nice waking up In the arms of someone who can make you feel this good.' Tayuya thinks to herself as she untangles Naruto from herself and walks out of the apartment bedroom. She sees that Kimmimaru is gone and in his place is a note. Picking it up she reads it.

Dear Tayuya

Woke up and saw you with our new clansmen. You both got the gene from what I can tell. Went to appointment with the cow. Try not to let the trash on the street get to you we'll clean it up soon enough. Get Naruto to one of the training grounds if you can. Otherwise you could just stay in his house and help rebuild his composure.

Seeing this Tayuya just smiles a little bit and sighs shaking her head. She soon heads to the kitchen and looks inside the fridge. She immediately regretted that decision as when she opened the door to the fridge a mass of black decayed food and juices immediately reached out for her in a grabbing motion. Slamming the door the fridge as the smell hit her makes Tayuya gag and nearly vomit on the floor. Shaking her head she looks at the fridge and just sighs knowing that it's most likely due to the civilians selling him expired or non edible things. The fact it coagulated into a living sentient mass of death and decay was just too much to process at the moment.

"No wonder he's reported to only ever eat fuckin ramen. It's the only thing he can either buy or eat without fear of it expiring. . . or killing him." Tayuya says as she looks around the pantry and finding plenty of dry ingredients. As she begins cooking breakfast for both herself and Naruto she hears him wake up and heading out of the bedroom. Seeing the red head in his kitchen cooking brings Naruto a bit of pleasure at knowing that what he had experienced wasn't a very elaborate genjutsu. Sitting at the table naruto just wonders what's being made for him as Tayuya begins speaking.

"Morning Naruto-kun, How'd you sleep?" She asks in a rather plain tone.

"Better than I have in a long time actually. What are you making for breakfast?" Naruto tilts his head curiously as he smells the delicious food cooking on the stove top.

"Pancakes and toast. I had to limit what I could use because something inside your fridge decided to attack me." Tayuya says a bit curious as to whether he knows of it or not.

"Oh you met drippy. Yeah he's kind of a douche in the morning. Hates being woken up." Naruto says Tayuya looks at him like he's insane.

"You named that fucking thing?" Tayuya asks incredulously

"Well yeah, It is his apartment complex after all. . . I was just thrown into this thing despite the sandiame trying to get me somewhere better. I was told Demons deserve only the company of demons and well . . .Drippy sorta became my only companion. . . even if he's just a mass of congealed rotten and decayed food and drinks that merged into one giant mass with sentient consciousness." Naruto says sadly as Tayuya just sighs pinching the bridge of her nose.

"Jesus Naruto-kun you're gonna be the death of me. Lets just take "drippy" as you call him and leave him in one of the forests around the village. He might be happier in nature able to . . . well be anywhere but a cramped ass Fridge." Tayuya says a bit annoyed at him but understanding the situation.

"Yeah I guess, Hear that you carpet staining bastard. I'm setting you free on the populace of the forests." Naruto says only for a gurgling sound to accompany the statement which surprisingly sounds happy.

"I know just the place. It's where we held the chuunin exams the time Suna invaded konoha." Naruto says getting Tayuya to agree as she sets the plates down in front of him and herself before they start eating.

Soon after breakfast is done Tayuya and Naruto are both seen carrying a large fridge through town taped up and chained heading towards the forest of death. After unloading the fridge inside the darkest part of the forest they could reach Naruto opened the fridge and both of them raced out as quickly as they could.

"Okay we'll never have to deal with that thing again hopefully. Come on we have to head to an appliance store and buy a new fridge. We can talk along the way about how i'll be training you from now on." Tayuya says shocking Naruto as he looks at her confused.

"Y-You'd really train me? Like for real training? Not just leaving me to do "chakra control" exercises, or give me a piece of paper I can't understand and tell me to do it and leave me to peep on girls or get drunk?" Naruto asks a bit hopeful to hear her answer.

"Why the hell would I do any of that? You obviously have good enough control to not only maintain that genjutsu seal on your neck but you can do that while water or tree walking and form a rasengan and thousands of Clones. No you're control is fine right now and the only thing left in way of control exercises is to combine them or make your own. I'll be training you to use the Yin-Yang Release of your uzumaki chakra. With it you can create anything from your dense chakra alone like blades or chains." Tayuya says to Naruto getting him to nod at her.

"What will this training accomplish in time Tayuya-chan? I mean making weapons and solid things from my chakra seems very useful and since I have near infinite chakra i'll never run out of weapons but what else will we be doing?" Naruto asks as they trek passed the two eternal gate guards who are out on a stroll through the village.

"Well while learning to make physical entities from your chakra we'll also be training your knowledge on Fuinjutsu. I mean you're uzumaki so you can probably decipher and understand any and all Fuinjutsu just by looking at it but just knowing what it does and what it is can't help you much if you don't know what to do with said knowledge so i'll be helping you to apply your Fuinjutsu to your everyday life." Tayuya says not realizing that the two chuunin guards on break heard her.

"Hey if you want we can help you by giving you some books from our time studying for the jounin exams. Me and Izumo both tried taking it and Fuinjutsu has to be mastered to the third level of Konoha standards before you can be made one." Kotetsu says looking at the two Uzumaki. Naruto looks at Kotetsu and Izumo as they both smile happily at the kid.

"Really? You'd both do that for me?" Naruto asks happily when hearing this.

"Of course little dude. I mean seriously it's cause of you this stupid village is any fun. Those pranks you pull on people that make us shinobi chase you are always a fun way to break up the monotony of the day." Izumo says with a chuckle.

"Wow you really think so? I only pranked to get attention but I didn't think you enjoyed the chases. I mean when I didn't want to be found I was never found at all." Naruto says getting both of the chuunin to laugh and nod.

"Yeah that's what made it fun dude. The endurance needed to chase you always kept us in shape I mean fuck it's not everyone that can literally outrun, outwit and hide from ANBU specially trained to be the best in all facets of being a shinobi dude." Kotetsu says with a happy smile as he reaches into his backpack. He pulls out a few books and hands them over to Tayuya and smiles some.

"Huh thanks you guys. I hope the gate duty isn't too bad today." Naruto says getting both gate guards to just nod and leave.

"Nah it's pretty chill most days. Hey kid any pranks planned soon? You know like that one you pulled on Itachi?" Izumo asks with curiosity.

"Wait, Blondie here pranked Itachi? As in Itachi Uchiha, Strongest ANBU captain and the one man who made Orochimaru shit his pants in fear after his fight with him?" Tayuya asks a bit stunned not believing it for a moment.

"Yeah it was awesome to watch. I don't know how the little dude did it but seriously he had Itachi fucking Uchiha scared of what would happen to him should he upset Naruto. Haha hey kid remember that time you pranked him by replacing all his underwear with panties and his normal clothes with see through variants?" Izumo says laughing at the image of Itachi walking around in nothing but pink panties and see through clothing.

"Yeah well the prick deserved it for spilling my Ramen." Naruto says a bit angrily.

"Yeah and he got you back by having all your jumpsuits dyed white and black. Thus started the great prank war that nearly cost the village the life of peace it grew so used to having." Kotetsu says with a laugh.

"I still can't believe you were able to somehow get him to wear that god awful green spandex suit gai gave you without Itachi noticing the "youthful" change to his clothing. The only thing that made it perfect was how you modified it to disintegrate after a set time when introduced to body heat and his clothes evaporated in front of all his fan girls." Izumo laughs remembering the day The great Itachi conceded to his only official defeat in his entire history as a shinobi.

"Wait how the fuck did you pull that off?" Tayuya asks a bit curious as to how he was this good.

"Never fuck with an Uzumaki Especially one who's determined. You should know that Tayuya-chan." Naruto says answering her question without really answering it. She smiles at him and just nods happily agreeing with him since it's true. When an Uzumaki says he'll help or that he'll do something, it may not be in the way you want or know but the job will be done.

"Good, it seems you ain't the piece of shit Uzumaki I thought you were." She says in a rather joking tone making sure Naruto knows she doesn't really mean it to be a bad thing.

Rather than say anything Naruto just places a hand onto his chest as he tries to calm his heart. It wasn't an erratic or speeding beat that forced him to do this. No he gripped his chest as a feeling so very alien to him filled his chest. Not really knowing how to deal with it Naruto just ignores it for now and smiles at his new best and obviously soon to be closest friend. He grabs her hand and just tugs her along after waving bye to the gate guards who laugh and hope he has anything in the works to keep them on their toes never realizing that on their backs were notes that said "i'm with dumb" and an arrow pointing from Kotetsu to Izumo while Izumo had the note that said "I'm with Dummber" with an arrow going towards Kotetsu.

"So you think they'll ever notice the notes?" Tayuya asks a bit confused as to how smart those two really were.

"They probably already know but they're so laid back they don't care. They probably think it's hilarious I was able to get them while we were talking." Naruto says getting Tayuya to look at both of the men once more who are just pointing at each other and laughing.

"They seem like good people. . . so few of them in this garbage heap of a village. They could become good friends to our clan." Tayuya says getting Naruto to smile.

"Those two were the greatest Ninja to me besides my Jiji. I looked up to both of them because of the fact they always saved me when they could. They went out of their own way to make sure I was safe on my birthdays when they were able to. While they couldn't be there all the time. . . they did what they could with what they had. . . I love them both like family Tayuya." Naruto says solemnly as he remembers some bits from his past. Tayuya smiles at naruto and wraps an arm around his neck pulling him in close to herself.

She quickly gives Naruto a gentle and tender noogie to get him out of that dour mood he was in as his sadness is replaced by rather playful laughs of pain.

"Say uncle!" tayuya demands as she noogies Naruto faster never noticing the chuunin standing beside them as he crosses his arms stating under his breath. "Troublesome"

"GUH- UNCLE!" Naruto stutters out in slight pain as he continues to be noogied while struggling. All the while Shikamaru actually seems to laugh at this before speaking out.

"Hahaha, Now say my uncle touched me funny" Shikamaru says as he comes upon them while Tayuya is keeping Naruto's head in a head lock.

"Shikamaru's uncle touched him funny" Naruto says getting an uproarious laugh from Tayuya.

"You shut your mouth thats me and Pop-pops secret." Shikamaru says agitated he was played like that getting Naruto to laugh.

"Good you're atleast getting back to normal. I had heard from Tsunade you were with that woman from yesterday and I was worried. Glad you have enough levity to joke around with me" Shikamaru says as Tayuya lets Naruto go.

"Yeah why wouldn't I be okay with Tayuya-chan? Shes family." Naruto says in the most heartfelt tone he can getting Tayuya to blush slightly and turn her head away.

"True but that doesn't mean she can't hurt you. I mean she did work for Orochimaru i'm pretty sure she or her friend can both be sleeper agents or here to plan for a second invasion. It's not unlikely." Shikamaru says looking hard at Tayuya as she just shrugs her shoulders.

"Believe what you want to shit heel. I'm an Uzumaki and we Uzumaki NEVER turn our backs on or betray our family. Hearing an Uzumaki was living alone in this shit hole being tortured the way he was by the populace. Yeah I had a problem with it so of course i'll do what ever I can to make him feel better. If I wanted to I could have just knocked his ass out and taken him to Otogakure with me and their wouldn't have been shit all you could have done. But what happened. I chose to come to Konoha to be with my clansmen. No ulterior motive, No hidden agenda or underhanded tactics are at play. I'm only here to ease the pain my youngest clansmen has felt since he was born and so is our cousin Kimmimaru." Tayuya says never once faltering in her words.

Shikamaru for his part looks at Tayuya and notices that everything she said while skeptical to his analytical brain is completely true. No falsehoods were spoken to him or to Naruto. Sighing softly Shikamaru just shakes his head from side to side.

"Shikamaru, She's family. Most of all she's Uzumaki. You remember reading on my clan with me for that book report Iruka had us do together. She's uzumaki. . . she wont hurt me or Konoha." Naruto says getting Shikamaru to nod and sigh lazily.

"Fine, I believe you. Doesn't mean i'm going to trust you newbie. Watch your back cause while I know you wont hurt Naruto i'll still be watching you like a hawk." Shikamaru says getting Tayuya to simply harden her glare at him. She could understand the unease. After all they just met yesterday. Still it doesn't mean he has to be such a shithead about it. Watching as Shikamaru leaves the area Tayuya is actually happy in a sense since while he doesn't trust her he actually loves her clansmen enough to openly speak his distrust of her in an attempt to keep Naruto safe. Thats the mark of a true friend.

"I'm sorry for Shikamaru. He's been one of my only friends since we met at the academy. He's just worried about me." Naruto says as Tayuya smiles and nods.

"Don't worry about it. Remember we have to get a fridge and take it home. After that the day is ours to do with as we please. I plan on spending it catching up with you. I want to know everything Naruto-kun and I do mean Everything!" Tayuya says getting Naruto to nod and sigh hoping she wont go ballistic on people around Konoha.

It takes atleast 2 hours but soon Tayuya and Naruto are both carrying a brand new Fridge out of an appliance store. Naruto has atleast a dozen clones all carrying it to make sure it doesn't get broken or fall. As they walk to the apartment Naruto can't help but observe the looks he's now getting. While some are the ever present hatred he's grown so used to others are merely staring in morbid curiosity. Probably because of the redhead besides him. Sighing Naruto goes back to ignoring it as they enter the apartment and set the new fridge up giving it some time to kick in and start it's usual duties.

"Alright Naruto, The new fridge is in place and filled with new freon. It should take it a few hours to get cold enough to actually be of use like any normal appliance. In the mean time we can" Tayuya begins only to be interrupted by someone knocking on Naruto's door.

Naruto getting up from his position on the couch opens the door and sees the Sannin standing their in the door way with his teammate sakura beside him.

"What do you want Ero-Sennin?" Naruto asks a little upset to see this man after what he did a few days ago.

"Shut it brat. I told you to stop calling me that. Anyway I was coming here to tell you some good news." Jiraya speaks and gets Naruto to just tilt his head in confusion waiting for the pervert to continue.

"Well since I know that jutsu Orochimaru uses to swap bodies has a time limit I know that time is something we have before sasuke's body is taken. I've decided to take an apprentice again." Jiraya begins getting Naruto to look at him a bit confused. Was the pervert going to try and make amends with him.

"I've decided it's time to spread my teachings to the world once again and i've decided it will be this lovely little wallflower beside me. Originally I had picked you but then I met this lovely little one on the way over." Jiraya says as his nose bleeds. His hand gently rubbing against Sakura's back getting Naruto to look at him a bit disgusted. Naruto knows what he's implying with this. Sakura had begged him for help in finding or getting sasuke back and he demanded sex or something similar. She obviously agreed and Jiraya knew if she wanted training she couldn't deny him his sick wants. But the eager look on Sakura's face shows she's enjoying what the pervert is doing and is leaning into his hand. Naruto seeing this immediately cringes inwardly but keeps his mouth shut for now.

"She and me both agree that you don't deserve to be trained by someone of my prestige and have come to agree that I should train her instead. Unlike you she respects my power and doesn't say no to my requests to train. She's smart enough to figure out what I give her without much problem. I wanted to let you know that she'll be gone for 3 years with me and when she comes back you'll wish you had done what I asked because you could have been just as strong. See yah later runt." Jiraya says rather callously as Sakura merely sticks her tongue out at Naruto and laughs at him a bit before leaving with her new master as the old mans hand grabs her flat as a piece of cardboard ass.

"Stupid pervert. . . disgusting" Naruto says closing the door to his apartment and he just plops down on the broken couch with a rather sad expression on his face. He had hoped his god father of all people would have wanted to say sorry or atleast been apart of his life. He's used to being wrong but not when it hurts this much.

"I heard everything. . . you wanna talk about it?" Tayuya asks a bit concerned as despite what he did Jiraya was the first real teacher Naruto had. He did learn the rasengan from him after all. It didn't matter whether Jiraya taught him a little bit or a whole lot. The fact he taught him something is proof enough that Jiraya taught him something.

"I'm fine Tayuya, Just . . .shocking to know that everyone accuses Orochimaru to be the pedo yet their goes his rival Jiraya actually fucking a little girl. My teammate no less. I'm kinda glad he chose her. Least that leaves me here in the village with you and Kimmimaru. Besides i'm sure you're way stronger than his pathetic old ass. You and Tsunade both." Naruto says with happiness getting Tayuya to sigh in relief. After all the shit dropped on Naruto he didn't need more of it plopped onto him.

Both Naruto and Tayuya spend all their time that day speaking to each other about their past and all that they had endured. Naruto's story was obviously longer than Tayuya's but still they both ended the tales by just sitting comfortably in silence as they held onto one another on the broken but still comfy couch. The both of them laying close to and facing one another.

Never noticing how Tayuya's chin was placed on Naruto's head as her arms wrapped around his body as she pulled him into her lap. Naruto and Tayuya stay in this position for hours never speaking a word. Simply sitting in a peaceful silence. The beating of their hearts the only thing they can hear. The comfortable position and embrace they feel with each other soon has them succumb to sleep. Tayuya laying on the broken couch still holding Naruto like a lifeline not wanting to let it go. Naruto turns around and faces towards Tayuya as he edges himself closer to her as if she were his lover. His own arms wrap around her torso and pull her in close as he too lays on the couch not wanting to leave her warm hold and soon as he drifts off into a gentle slumber after Tayuya had done so.

As the door to the apartment opens the doorway reveals that Kimmimaru is in it and holding a brand new couch. Tayuya rubbing her eyes to get the sleep out takes a glance at the clock and sees that it's 3 in the afternoon. She and Naruto had taken a 4 hour nap.

"I see you're enjoying the current company you keep." Kimmimaru says in a bland tone.

"Why wouldn't I? We just talked all day. I have to repair the damage done by the shithead villagers and the best way is to start at the beginning. We just kind of got. . . comfortable in the silence after all he went through was aired out and left in the open." Tayuya says getting Kimmimaru to nod in understanding.

"So like what you did with me? Only you never fell asleep with me in your arms." Kimmimaru says setting the couch down.

"Yeah cause while you are family, you didn't need a hug. You needed a good kick in the ass. So what did the hag say about your condition?" Tayuya asks a bit worried.

"She said that if I had fought that day we met Naruto I would have most likely died of my disease. Tsunade was able to give me a treatment and I feel better than I have in a long while. It'll take at least 3 years but I am able to be cured." Kimmimaru says still with no emotion though Tayuya can tell he is happy.

"Thats good, Remember not to use your Shikotsumyaku too much when training Naruto. We need you alive to help us out." Tayuya says getting Kimmimaru to nod at her with a smile. Having never really had Friends Besides Jugo Kimmimaru felt rather pleased knowing the real history behind his and Tayuya's clan. Getting closer to her over time as he had with Jugo had made sure his life while meaningless to most was at least fun to have.

"Of course Tayuya. So . . .whats the damage?" Kimmimaru asks as his eyes glance over to Naruto.

"It's bad Kimmimaru. I mean like multiple suicide attempt bad. Bad enough that he literally committed Seppuku 13 times in one day just hoping that maybe the next time he spills his guts on the floor that he wouldn't wake up again. After the thirteenth attempt he stopped trying because he just grew numb to the pain and resigned himself to live with pain, hatred and torture that always befell him. . . he did that when he was 9 Kimmimaru. FUCKING 9!" Tayuya says heatedly as her nails dig hard enough into her palm that her hands begin to bleed everywhere.

"I see, So we have a long way to go to pick up his psyche and re-establish some form of self esteem that has him confident enough in himself that he doesn't second guess anything in the way of compliments towards him. As he is now he would probably take those compliments and twist them into insults. He probably takes what we and Tsunade say to heart without that defense because we're family and he has never had real family to trust besides the Sandiame Hokage who Tsunade says is like his grandfather." Kimmimaru says to Tayuya as she nods her head thinking on how to up Naruto's self worth. As she and Kimmimaru carefully transfer Naruto to the newly purchased couch and move it into position where the old broken one had been they both smile and get the broken one out of the house by hurling it as hard as they could into the neighboring building through the wall.

Naruto had been right when claiming that no one wanted to live next to the so called "Demon" as the entire section of city he lived in was barren of all life besides the three of them. It was as if the entire village Quarantined this entire 6 block neighborhood. That would come in handy in the future for Tayuya's plans and she'd talk to the Hokage after Naruto wakes up about getting the entire area under naruto's ownership and walled off from the rest of the village. She could make it the most safe and secure place in the entirety of the village. As she was having this thought of her plans on how to convert the entire area someone seems to be walking over to Naruto's door.

Tayuya sensing this person from the moment he was close enough just pales considerably. Who ever this person is her and Kimmimaru both would have endless trouble trying to fight them if they were here to hurt Naruto. Watching as the old man easily in his 80's walk up the stairs to Naruto's house and just stop in front of the two of them before seeing the destroyed house with the broken couch inside it brings the old man to laugh some.

"It seems you've made some improvements to the house next door. Hmm, 3 points for style 4 points for the landing. If Naruto-kun had done that he'd have destroyed the wall, inner wall, a part of the roof and had the couch in one piece laying in the middle of the living room before the house caved in on itself." The old man laughs a little at their faces before Tayuya gets rather angry as a tic mark appears on her head at this old mans criticizing of her and Kimmimaru's throw.

"Oh well sorry yah uptight destruction critic. I'm such a hack." Tayuya says getting the old man to simply smile and pat her shoulder.

"Well with that out of the way I had just spoken with Tsunade about Naruto and his return from the mission he was sent on yesterday. It seems Tsunade was correct in calling you an Uzumaki. You sure have their spirit and quick temper. Always such fun when Uzumaki are around. Never know what to expect. So where's Naruto? Is he inside?" The old man asks getting Tayuya to simply look at the old man like he was growing a second head. Complimenting her on her anger and attitude rather than tell her "A lady shouldn't talk like that" Who is this guy? He looks familiar to her that's for sure.

"Uh Yeah he's inside old timer. Why do you want to know though. If you're here to hurt him I don't give a shit how strong you are or how much chakra you have. I will defend my clansman with my life and so will Kimmimaru." Tayuya says rather threateningly as Kimmimaru silently moves in position to strike should the man prove to be hostile.

"Oh nothing like that Young lady. I'm merely here to check up on my grandson. It is Saturday after all. That's mine and his alone time to catch up and just relax watching cartoons, training or just enjoying a good board game or two." The old man say getting Tayuya to realize who this person is. It's hard to recognize him without his robes after all but no doubt about it this was Hiruzen Sarutobi. The sandiame Hokage of Konohagakure.

"Oh shit you're the Sandiame. I completely forgot what you looked like since it's been so long. Kimmimaru stand down he's okay." Tayuya quickly says getting Kimmimaru to slowly put his hand down as in it was a solid bone dagger ready to strike.

"Oh my, It is you. I had a suspicion Tayuya. It's been so long since i've seen you. I really missed you. We have to catch up sometime. Also you do realize I could see him this entire time right? He couldn't sneak up on me even if he tried. Naruto's the only person able to ever sneak up on me. Anyway he's inside yes?" Hiruzen says happily as tayuya merely nods her head.

"Good, Come with me then. We all could just use a day to ourselves to relax. I'm really late with today but that's because i'm still recovering from my fight with Rasa of the golden sand. I just don't heal like I used too." Hiruzen says opening the door to Naruto's apartment. Looking inside he smiles at the sight before him of Naruto sleeping in the most peaceful way he has ever seen. The smile on his face isn't his usual "foxy grin" mask that fools so many. It's a genuine smile born of happiness. Something Naruto has rarely if ever experienced.

"I'm guessing one of you are the reason he's sleeping so peacefully. . . Words can't express how thankful I am for that. Naruto-kun wake up my boy." Hiruzen says lightly shaking Naruto who wakes up slowly only to look at the old man His face lights up and immediately draws the old man in for a hug.

"Hi Jiji I missed you so much, How are you feeling? Are you doing okay? Was it hard getting here? Are your injuries acting up? Need another blood transfusion?" Naruto asks firing off his questions in rapid succession. Hiruzen just laughs as he spends some time with Naruto simply answering his questions and answering some of his own as they tell each other about what has happened themselves the past week. The entire time Tayuya and Kimmimaru looking at them both seeing that they really do seem to be family in all but blood.

Soon the hours tick away as Hiruzen and Naruto finish talking to one another. Hiruzen hears Naruto's stomach grumble as if it was busy devouring itself and chuckles.

"Spent so much time with your family you forgot to eat didn't you Naruto?" Hiruzen asks as Naruto embarrassingly just nods and rubs the back of his head.

"Come on i'll treat you and your family to some dinner at Yamaniku Q's BBQ. Come on." Hiruzen says as he stands up and leaves the apartment. Naruto Tayuya and Kimmimaru following suit.

"So Naruto, did Jiraya stop by your house today and give you the good news?" Hiruzen asks just remembering about Jiraya's plan to train naruto out of the village.

"Oh you mean about the training trip? Yeah he . . . .told me about it. He also told me I wasn't worthy of being his student because of my blatant disrespect towards him and that Sakura is going to be his new apprentice. I have no one to train me besides Tayuya and Maybe Kimmimaru if he wants to." Naruto says getting Hiruzen to look at him shocked.

"I knew that perverted idiot would fuck up royal somehow just not this badly. Well he better pray to what ever god or gods he prays to for safety and mercy for your mother will have none." Hiruzen speaks getting genuinely angry at his perverted student for his actions.

"Don't worry Jiji, I'm used to this happening. You should know that already." Naruto speaks as Hiruzen just rubs his temples groaning.

"Naruto, you shouldn't be used to that happening. You should have a trainer worth your efforts. Hearing you say Tayuya will be training you makes me happy because if anything she's an Uzumaki who knows about her heritage and yours. She can train you in Uzumaki techniques and Kimmimaru looks to be a Kaguya so I know you'll be set for Taijutsu. We have to find you a teacher who will be able to teach you better Ninjutsu and genjutsu. If not genjutsu than we'll have to make sure you can atleast break a genjutsu and know when you're trapped in one." Hiruzen says a little annoyed at the assholes that keep treating Naruto the way they do.

Hiruzen just tunes the world around himself and Naruto out not hearing anything but his acceptance about what to be trained in. It seems the old saying his sensei's wife Mito used to prattle on about is true in the worst possible ways. "If you want something done right, You gotta do it yourself" It's always what she spoke about when dealing with anything she didn't trust to anyone else. It seems now is a time for Hiruzen to do things himself once again and take an apprentice. With Naruto's ungodly infinite chakra and stamina, His eagerness to learn and impress, not to mention his durability, Naruto will undoubtedly become the absolute most powerful Shinobi in all of existence given just a short few years if given the proper training.

"I've decided" Hiruzen speaks getting Tayuya and Kimmimaru to look at him along with Naruto who was asking Tayuya what he'd be learning.

"What did you decide Jiji? Who's going to be training me?" Naruto asks a bit confused at the outburst wondering what his Jiji decided on.

"Naruto, I picked out your sensei in my head while thinking. I just have to have a discussion with them. Meet them at training ground 13 at 5 am Monday morning. Go by Tsunade's office tomorrow to pick up your permission pass from her about entering the Kage training fields. The pass will let you into the training ground to meet your sensei." Hiruzen speaks with happiness as Naruto nods his head happily. The four soon reach the establishment and get seated to order some food from the Akamichi chefs. The akamichi know of Naruto's burden and have never hated him for it. Hiruzen knows that they even treat naruto better than most other customers simply because they know he needs it. It's a real shame clans like the Akamichi,Yamanaka, Aburame and the Inuzuka weren't higher in number than a few hundred. The civilians out number Shinobi 1000 to 1 with how massive the village is. Knowing that Naruto at least is treated right by who matters brings Hiruzen to smile a bit.

The 4 draw eyes of nearly everyone in the entire restaurant as it looks like an old grandfather taking out his three grandchildren. After the waiter gets all four orders he smiles and pats Naruto's shoulder.

"Little one, I know you just lost your friends the Uchiha. I'm sorry about it. Yours and your parties meal is on the house tonight okay?" The waiter says getting Naruto to nod at the waiter. He smiles at the portly woman and gives her a thumbs up. Soon the mood changes as Hiruzen and Naruto begin a normal back and forth between themselves as they usually do. The laughing and joking around going on brings the mood in the usually bustling place to a rather lighthearted mood from the cold and busy one it has so often.

After the food is brought to the rather large booth the four are sitting at Naruto gets called out by someone only to look up and see Ino and her team with their sensei Asuma and Kurenai.

"Naruto, Hey what are you doing here?" Ino asks a little happily not really used to seeing Naruto out of his apartment when not at Ichiraku or a training ground.

"Oh, Hi Ino, Uh listen don't be mad about Sasuke okay? Please I tried my best. We all did to bring him back but there was nothing we could do." Naruto hurriedly speaks hoping to quell any anger the blonde has towards him.

"What? Oh that? Yeah it's fine Naruto I know about what happened. It's okay. . . Sasuke left on his own despite what Sakura said. You and the others tried your best so it's fine. I'm more worried about you dummy. Are you okay?" Ino asks getting a bit close to him and looking him over as if she was a nurse.

"I'm fine Ino really. It hurts knowing a friend abandoned me sure but it's okay. We'll get him back sometime soon. If we don't. . . well We'll have to kill him then. Its how the rules are." Naruto says a bit unhappy at who he thought was his friend just up and leaving the team like that.

"I know, I know. But hey, Least we wont have to worry about that for awhile. I heard that you were getting taken as an apprentice by Sakura. She left to go find the teacher to ask him something. Probably what you were learning." Ino says a bit happy wondering who it was only to see Naruto get a sad and angry look on his face.

"She didn't ask what I was learning. No she instead inflated the perverts ego and tlaked him into taking her as an apprentice instead leaving me to blow in the wind like a piece of garbage." Naruto says feeling the sting of betrayal again as he just sighs. The others around them all gasping a bit at what happened.

"Seriously? Forehead stole your sensei and convinced him to ditch you? What did she offer to sleep with the bastard?" Ino asks a bit pissed off at her Ex friend for this only to see Naruto nod his head at Ino getting Asuma to sigh and pinch the bridge of his nose while Kurenai just shakes her head. Choji and Shikamaru just look at him with sympathy and hatred towards those who hurt him.

"I'm so sorry. . . and sensei just finishing up our training for the day and grabbed shika and Choji to get something to eat. Would it be okay to join you and your guests?" Ino asks hoping her sensei doesn't mind as Asuma just shrugs his shoulders. Hiruzen smiles at the way Ino is acting knowing of her feelings simply from looking at them interact. Ino sits down next to Naruto when he agree's getting Tayuya to just glare at her a bit before scooting closer to Naruto's right nearly being on his lap just as Ino gets into the booth sitting next to his dad and Kurenai. Choji and Shikamaru scoot in and sit down next to Kimmimaru. Shikamaru being rather uncomfortable about the whole thing but doesn't speak up about it.

"So dad, What do you have planned for Naruto. His own Sensei Kakashi is going back to Anbu to get away from him since we know he wont train naruto. I'm to busy with my students, Gai and Kurenai are too busy with theirs and no other Jonin is available for being a sensei. Who are you going to talk tsunade into training naruto?" Asuma asks in coded seals descretely under the table.

"I have an idea son. I'm going to talk with them tomorrow about it. I know they'll agree with me but I have to make sure things go just right. Naruto will be trained correctly of that i'll make certain." Hiruzen signs back to his son as an unexpected third has some seals descretely sent of her own.

"Good, I hope you pick someone worth training my clansmen. After all, If you pick an asshole or someone who neglects him, I'll show you just why my mother earned the name as "The Crimson Devil" among the evil that was the uzumaki." Tayuya signs to them both with a smirk getting both men to just sweat a little bit as they remember the Uzumaki's streak and penchant for vengeance. Hiruzen how ever remembers Kushina and her husband and how brutal those two were when crossed. Kushina's husband especially. That man was a fucking monster in every sense of the word. After all, It wasn't the yondiame who fought Kyuubi to a stand still so he could be sealed. No The yondaime couldn't keep the beast busy and seal it at the same time.

"So Naruto, Who are the two new people I haven't met them yet or seen them around the village before." Ino remarks getting everyone at the table to look at them.

"Well this is Tayuya-chan, She's my clansman and thats Kimmimaru he's also my clansman. The Uzumaki weren't just a civilian family. We were a powerful clan according to Tayuya." Naruto says getting Ino to smile at the red headed woman as Tayuya feels a bit prideful speaking happily.

"You bet, We were some of the most powerful people in the entirety of the elemental nations. Hell, It took an alliance of 3 major countries to take us out. Hell my father was the man to hold the Kyuubi off and fight it to a stand still BY HIMSELF to buy the Yondaime time to kill it." Tayuya says with pride getting the others to look at her a bit astonished.

"Theres no way thats true. The yondiame fought the kyuubi by himself and kileld it. Not your dad." Ino said a bit skeptically only ot hae Tayuya scoff at this.

"Oh yeah? I'll prove it. You're a damn Yamanaka, Do your damn mind trick on me and search for the memory. If one of you knows a memory projection Jutsu or something I can prove it easily." Tayuya says as Ino smirks.

"Fine I'll do the jutsu. Kurenai sensei can you perform a genjutsu like that?" Ino asks only to get the woman to nod at this.

"Of course I can. I've been asked by the T&I department to perform it constantly. Just go ahead and lets get this done. A dinner and a show." Kurenai speaks as Hiruzen just nods a bit agreeing wondering what really happened that day not having been there himself. Till the battle was over. While knowing the outcome he didn't know what lead to it. Seeing Tayuya agree to it since she was literally on the front lines next to her own mother as they were literally the closest to the Kyuubi when it was rampaging. As Ino goes through the handseals so does Kurenai who casts the memory viewal jutsu.

"Shintenshin no jutsu" (Mind Transfer jutsu) Ino speaks as her body goes limp. Inside the screen that is currently in front of everyone they see A door that is stained with blood and locked only to have it open up as Ino walks inside.


(Memory viewal, 12 years prior October 10th Konohagakure Song: Darker Darker yet Darker by SharaX Begin)


Tayuya is currently Holding her mothers hand as she's preparing to give birth. A blue haired man standing away form them both as he keeps an eye on the Kyuubi. A blonde haired man shows up soon after and looks towards the blue haired man. Most of whats being said is blocked out as as Tayuya is currently focused on her mothers anguished screams and how she's holding her mothers hand tightly. Turning around she notices the blue haired man lean down and kiss her forehead and her mothers lips before he nods at her.

"Tayu-chan, Watch over your mother. Daddies going to do something that will ensure our safety. As you know deep in your genes is the same ability I am about to use. Not all uzumaki have it. You have it and so will your brother as I sense his form easily enough. Watch over your mother within this barrier. Keep a steady flow of chakra to the seal to keep her pain managed and make the birthing process easier. Daddies going to fight the Kyuubi to buy enough time for Yondaime-san to deal with it. Be strong Tayuya and remember you're always going to be daddies little fireball." The man speaks before heading off. Looking at the massive red furred, rabbit eared fox Tayuya sees her fathers four bright pink chains erupt from his spine right behind the heart. The Four chains shooting out and trapping three tails and one striking paw keeping an entire section of village safe. The blue haired man merely keeps a calm face on as he walks towards the Kyuubi. The kyuubi having a design of Sharringan in his eyes.

The blue haired man merely dodges and ducks at swipes and strikes the Kyuubi makes towards him retaliating with glowing Fuinjutsu Kanji in strange symbols resembling hands, objects and skulls. The male smiles as from his kanji sprout Jutsu and some powerful ones at that.

The Kanji for Katon: Karyu Endan and Suiton: Suiryudan Fire and water dragon missile bullets. Suiton: Teppodama Water gunshot and even a few strange Raiton techniques all assault the Kyuubi. Whom jumps back and tries dodging a few of the Jutsu.

Swatting it's flailing tails at the man Who just uses his chains to block the tails from striking wraps them around the Kyuubi only to then quickly have the chains lift the kyuubi into the air before slamming it into the earth a few times and hurl it away form himself. The Monstrous Biju only annoyed gets back up and slams a paw at the Standing who erects a fuinutsu barrier around himself that burn Kyuubi's paw.

Kyuubi growing angrier at the person who is doing this. The male just walks forward, His white lab coat billowing in the wind as he keeps his hands behind his back. His eyes locked on the Kyuubi who is currently forming a massive ball in his mouth. The male merely smiles at this and re-enforces his barrier with four more levels as he continues walking towards The Kyuubi. The Kyuubi lets out a massive Bijudama aimed right at the blue haired scientist point blank with it's power leveling an entire section of forest and ground for the next few miles. The dust settles and the barrier and the blue haired man are gone. As Kyuubi turns around to once again aim at the town a massive pillar of chakra explodes into the sky a pure viscous white as laughign can be heard. Turning around the Kyuubi comes face to face with the currently bone white form of the lab coat wearing man, Chakra literally formed in a pillar around him a sit explodes out of his body which is currently melting away as if it was some form of plastic. The right side of his head having a massive crack leading up the skull from the top of the eye socket which branches off into a jagged path is flowing out with chakra and on his left side just under the eye leading down to his teeth from the bottom of the eye is another break.

The mans melting form merely teleports in front of the Kyuubi as uf speaking in a strange way symbols and Kanji appear in the strange form once again while the man has a deep purple glow in his eye sockets where his eyes used to be. The males form easily seen as a skeletal figure is inside the white labcoat. His hands never once leaving his back. The Kanji once again form in strange ways as if someway of calling out Jutsu without handseals. Fuinjutsu is certainly being shown to it's fullest extent as the mere Kanji for the Jutsu made of formed Chakra are enough to call forth the attacks. Once again Kyuubi is assaulted with Fire and water dragons plus multiple gunshots and electrocutions. The final few Kanji mixing together forming entirely new Kanji which glows a bright green only to soon have the earth itself shake.

The green kanji grow in size as the skeletal figure who forms the Kanji pours a massive amount of chakra form his pillar into the Kanji. The Kanji slams into the earth as form the glowing Kanji the earth erupts and splits open as massive pillars of wood all form together building a really large and massive wood statue that is easily dwarfing the Kyuubi in size. On it's back is a massive wheel with thousands upon thousands of wooden hands The skeletal figures smile never fades as the technique is called out by startled onlookers.

"Mokuton:Shin Sūsenju" (Sage art Wood Release: True Several thousand hands.)

The massive construct soon turns around with the wheel of hands spinning attacking Kyuubi. The hands snapping and shattering as they slam into Kyuubi's body. The Skeletal males body breaking down as the form he holds is becoming unstable. The Skeletal hands forming the Kanji from solid chakra soon looses the white form it once had turning to a deathly purple as the wooden statue loses all 7000 hands on the wheel only to eject the wooden circle from it's back. The lab coat wearing man moving his hands in front of himself as the statue follows his moves. The Skeletal male walks forwards towards the wounded Kyuubi who is currently launching Multiple Bijudama's like a mindless animal in a corner. The massive statue begins to pound on the Kyuubi and kick it around the field. The statue grabs hold of Kyuubi's tails and slams it into the ground at it's sides repeatedly as if to show the Kyuubi how weak it currently was. After the 5th slam into the ground The st5atues arms break and shatter. The Skeletal males own arms having melted away leaving only the skeletal bones that are only moving with Chakra. The massive Wooden statue is then blown to bits as a full power Bijudama hits it dead in the chest. The skeletal male merely doesn't lose his smile as his flesh melts away revealing that his bone white skull was also effected by the outpour of chakra. His skull showing those same cracks and breaks leading into nothing but darkness inside the skull. The male walks towards Kyuubi once more with his hands held behind his back. More chakra constructed hands appearing and writing Kanji forming demon like bone heads all looking like Kyuubi skulls. The mouths forming solid purple Chakra balls swirling with energy.

The male having copied the Kyuubi's best attack the Bijudama. The skull like heads floating at his side begin to appear all around the Kyuubi in random intervals blasting the kyuubi with point blank Bijudama's formed of his own dense chakra. The kyuubi being pushed back easily enough as it swipes at the floating heads missing them entirely. While small they pack a hell of a punch if the chunks of flesh being ripped form Kyuubi are any indication. All the while the males spine still showing the four solid pink chains from the tenketsu point right behind the heart. The chains easily keeping the man upright and walking towards the kyuubi when his own legs are no longer able.

The male smiles as his chakra once a massive pillar drawing attention for miles is nothing but a small cascading wave rolling off him as the more techniques he uses the smaller the pillar became till it barely enveloped his form at all. The skeletal male has his malformed melted skull form what resembles a face to which smiles as more Kanji forms in the air in the strange symbols. The Kanji making another technique from wood as the skeletal male is currently tying the kyuubi's mouth shut with two chains as two others are keeping the 9 tails flowing at it's back tied down to it's waist. The skeletal man currently on his knees as a second one of him forms appearing at Tayuya's and her mothers side. A brand new healthy baby boy is in the red heads arms. At which point the skeletal form places a palm on the childs belly. Glowing purple Kanji forms on the belly of the child branding itself into his flesh before disappearing completely from view as the thing that placed it poofs out of existence as the yondaime picks up the newborn child whispering a small apology as he disappears with the child.

The skeletal smiling figure looks directly into Kyuubi's eyes with an evil and devious smirk as more Kanji fill the beasts vision. The symbols again turning green as the multiple Kanji formed from fuinjutsu seals once again starts a technique which soon has the Kyuubi feeling drained.

"Mokuton: Kakuan Nitten Suishu" (Mokuton: Entering Society with Bliss Bringing hands.) The technique shows glaring and burning bright green on the hand of the skeletal figure who slams the hand with the seal right between the massive fox's eyes at the start of the middle of the forehead. Out of the ground soon sprouts 11 massive pillars reaching up to the Kyuubi in height only to have the demons chakra getting sapped away into the pillars as the Kyuubi is brought down onto it's knees bellowing out in agony as it tries to thrash about. Only to notice that it's legs are also tied up in chains. Ghostly skeletal hands that usually melt to form kanji for the techniques are all currently holding 4 chains each as about 4 hands are spawned for all the Kyuubi's limbs. The technique holding Kyuubi in place as the melting skeletal figure can barely hold it's form anymore. It's chakra nearly gone as none is visible currently. One last Kanji hand forms forming into one of those fox skulls again blasting the Kyuubi in the side finally dropping it to its stomach. Soon however the kyuubi and the skeletal figure disappear in a flash of purple light blinding most of those watching the spectacle that was the man fighting with Kyuubi.

Tayuya's eyes are blinded by a massive flash of purple light which has her rubbing her blinded self for a little while to look back where the Kyuubi was only to find that nothing is there. Looking around the only thing left is a massive black cloaked figure that soon melts away into nothing with a smile on it's face revealing that just at Tayuya's feet was a child with a brightly glowing seal sitting behind the Yonadime who was checking on Tayuya's mother. Looking at the baby Tayuya just turns and looks at her mother who smiles at her precious daughter soon losing her tanned glow only to be left with a pale skin tone and cold flesh as she dies due to shock, Chakra exhaustion and internal rupturing of her entire chakra network due to the kyuubi's extraction. Watching the life leave her mother Tayuya just tears up and soon everything goes black.


(Song Darker Darker yet Darker end, Shintenshin jutsu end. Yamaniku Q BBQ)


"See I told you my dad kicked that furballs ass. He activated something only his family line of Uzumaki were able to have and just literally fucked Kyuubi by himself while the Yondaime did what ever it was he did. . . I was told soon after that my baby brother died and I left Konoha after that because I needed time to clear my head and time to get in touch with myself. I lost my father, mother and baby brother all in the same day. Don't even say that i'm lying again." Tayuya says with a smug smile. Seeing her father take on that form was the most frightening thing she had ever seen in her life. Her fathers flesh literally began melting from his bones. His bones didn't hold up too long after due to the power output his dense ass chakra was giving. To be able to form solid seals with chakra in the middle of the air and even speak in his own created language of symbols to make what he did. The form is powerful as hell. But if used to long or too much power is used the person perishes from it. It's strictly a last resort "Everything is going to die with me" kind of technique.

"THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!" Naruto screams as he had just watched that fight going down. The man was literally melting away as if he was some form of malleable material and even then fought enough to keep his form solid and fight the kyuubi with seals made only from chakra. If fuinjutsu was capable of all that then what else could it do. That guy didn't even have to call out Jutsu names or form hand seals. Just flare the Kanji in his chakra and BOOM it was activated.

"Yup yup. Dear old dad was the reason the entire island of Uzushiogakure wasn't destroyed and the invading force was pushed back and destroyed. He single handedly used that form and slaughtered all the remaining invaders who were ransacking Uzu after the main civilian population was evacuated. Not all Uzumaki were as strong as dear old dad but they were damn close. They too were able to form Seal Kanji from chakra manipulation alone to cast Jutsu. I'm able to do it too since dad and mom taught me how. Only Uzumaki can do that kind of stuff though. I even have dads notes on that form he took to fight Kyuubi. It's called an Aster Form and it literally turns your body into a construct of pure chakra. The more chakra you have the longer you can stay in the Aster form. Stay in it too long and what happened to dad happens. . . your flesh melts away and you die. Use too much chakra and you can't revert back to flesh and blood and you dissipate into nothingness. . . dad knew the risks and sacrificed himself to save this village." Tayuya speaks having nothing but honest love and admiration to give as everyone looks at her frightened of how powerful the Uzumaki truly were if they had others like her around. Hearing the civilians of the Uzumaki are out there means that more like her father could be around. That is truly a scary thought of what they will do to anyone who fucks with them.

"Thats. . . wow, I'm so sorry. I didn't know really. Please forgive me Tayuya." Ino speaks with true remorse as Tayuya shrugs her shoulders.

"Eh it's fine. I know you didn't believe me. It's okay though since I know it to be true and my memories prove it. My dad was literally the most powerful uzumaki to ever fuckin live. I have all his notes, All his teachings and everything memorized. I'm just as smart as dear old dad and he always had a philosophy that I live my life by. And it's cause of that philosophy that i'm teaching Naruto-kun here how to be a true uzumaki. With him learning how to be one my clan can bring itself back from the brink of death and become a strong addition to any village that will have us in the future." Tayuya says with a happy smile. Naruto having eaten his dinner already waits patiently for Tayuya and the others to finish. Having had a wonderful time Ino asks to hang out with them all again.

The night sky is brimming with stars and sounds of nightlife as the moon is shining bright. Tayuya sees Hiruzen and Asuma leaving towards their clan compounds. Shika and Choji doing the same happily wishing Naruto a good night as Kurenai stays behind. Looking at Tayuya Kurenai smiles at her and just rubs her head.

"Listen, I know this might not be a good time, But I just wanted to let you know. I knew your mother as she was my teacher. She always spoke about you when we hung out or were training. I also knew your father really well too. I always wondered what happened to him. Thank you for helping me close a portion of my life that had always been a mystery to me Tayuya. Naruto. . . I'm sorry about how I thought of you all that time before coming to my senses. I know I never asked for forgiveness even after those few times I came at you. I'm just hoping you can find it in your heart to forgive me for my past actions." Kurenai speaks having remembered the few times she cast genjutsu on Naruto to cause him nightmares and pain when he was younger since she thought it was his fault her sensei was gone.

"It's fine Kurenai-sensei. I know how you thought of me but you did apologize already in your sleep. You were even crying. I forgave you a long time ago. Just please take care of my friends. . .also please keep an Eye on Hinata. . . I really don't like catching her spying and stalking me." Naruto speaks as he sees Kurenai just rub her head.

"Yeah sorry about that. I'm trying to help get her off that kick and to calm down. She's gotten quite obsessed with you lately. I'm doing what I can and i'm just glad you forgive me Naruto. . . even if I don't deserve it." Kurenai says upset as a few tears form in her eyes.

"Hey don't be like that Kurenai-sensei. You were grieving for your sensei who was Tayuya's Kaa-san. I understand why you did what you did. You lost someone very precious to you. If I lost Kimmimaru, Tayuya, Tsunade or Hiruzen Jiji or heck even if I lost you i'd probably be angry at who ever did it too and do anything to get back at them. Please don't hate yourself anymore for that okay?" Naruto speaks as he hugs Kurenai who flinches at his proclamation to him being angry if she were to get hurt or died. Kurenai tears up a bit before hugging Naruto back and rubbing his back gently nuzzling into him.

"Thank you Naruto-kun. That means so much to me. You don't even know. Please stay safe and if you want I can teach you some things involving genjutsu when you need it." Kurenai speaks with a happy smile as Naruto nods. When Kurenai leaves Tayuya smile and pokes Naruto.

"So you like older women eh naruto-kun? The girls yourage not really getting your motor running?" Tayuya teases only to have Naruto smile a little bit before chuckling.

"Well can you blame me? I mean all the older girls I know are just absolutely stunning. I mean Kurenai is really gorgeous with jet black hair and those crimson eyes, Tsunade-chan has the longest and softest blonde hair i've ever seen and her eyes are as green as emeralds. Plus theirs also you. . .you're just so gorgeous I often have to pinch myself to remind myself that you're actually real. I often mistake you for an angel at first glance. Your red hair, those captivating purple eyes of yours as your figure is so lithe and fit with muscles that I can see are just beneath the surface waiting to be used. I bet you even have a 6 pack abs under your shirt that just adds to your overall attractiveness. I can't help but love older women because you have such wonderfully crafted bodies and perosonalities that match them. Also it helps older women are far more intelligent than the girls my age." Naruto speaks as Tayuya's face resembles her hair rather than the normal tanned appearance it has usually. The Uzumaki trio soon leave the front of the restaurant and head home to Naruto's apartment to once again fall asleep in the same positions they did last night. Tayuya and Naruto in the bed together snuggled rather close into one another while Kimmimaru took the newly bought reinforced couch that could support his entire weight being placed upon it.

All parties knowing that tomorrow things will definitely be getting weirder and weirder as time goes on but none knowing just how strange life will be or what twists and turns life will take with the uzumaki trio currently resting soundly as if all was well.