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Twilight Dragon

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Hargeon Town, Kingdom of Fiore, Ishgar, Earth Land, July 2, X784

Having come to Hargeon to follow a lead on either a Dragon-like creature or someone plagiarizing his callsign of Salamander, Natsu Dragneel of the Twilight Ogre Guild and his partner of an unknown feline species, Happy, soon saw the cause of the whole mess being a con artist using Charm Magic and Natsu's own reputation to pick up women.

"Well, that's disappointing." Natsu said to Happy in annoyance.

The blue-furred cat creature shrugged. "Well, it would be lacking in common sense or whatever if there actually was a Dragon in town." He then grinned widely. "Want to beat him up?"

Natsu smirked viciously. "Absolutely." Stepping forward through the crowd of women, Natsu stood in front of his imposter who didn't seem to get the danger at first.

"Oh, hello, friend." The blue-haired conman greeted Natsu without a care in the world. "Would you like my autograph?"

Natsu chuckled humorlessly in a way that spooked his foil somewhat before he then said. "Actually, I was wondering why you're pretending to be Natsu Dragneel of Twilight Ogre when it's obvious you're not him."

"You know Salamander's real name?!" The dope exclaimed aloud which had the adverse effects of exposing himself in front of his undeserving groupies with the Charm Magic wearing off on them as well.

"You punk!" One blonde girl yelled at the liar. "You were using Charm Magic on us!"

As the crowd glared at the blue-haired moron, he held his hands up in a placating gesture and said. "I was just leaving." Using Fire Magic while declaring Red Carpet, he tried to get away before Natsu sucked up the flames he was using to propel himself into the air which forced him to fall straight to the ground and into unconsciousness.

"Well, that was anticlimactic." Natsu commented unimpressed.

"You consumed Fire Magic?" The blonde stated in bewilderment. Thinking back onto what he said earlier, she then asked. "Did you learn that from the real Salamander, Natsu Dragneel?"

Natsu and Happy laughed at the question before the latter then answered for the former. "He is Natsu Dragneel."

Blinking in recognition, the blonde girl then scratched the back of her head in embarrassment. "Oh. Silly me."

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Magnolia Town, Two Days Later

Upon making it back to Twilight Ogre's Guild Building in Magnolia on foot with the blonde from Hargeon, Lucy, accompanying them to get a look at either the aforementioned guild or the neighboring Fairy Tail Guild before deciding to join either, Natsu and Happy were then giving her a tour of the town alongside their Guild Master Banaboster.

"You're welcome to make your own decisions, little lady, but I do hope you choose Twilight Ogre." The middle-aged Banaboster said to Lucy as the four of them walked through town. "A good Celestial Spirit Mage is admittedly hard to come by."

Lucy simply smiled at the offer. "I'm sure I'll make a decision soon, Master Banaboster, but thanks either way."

Seeing how light-hearted Banaboster was being, Natsu and Happy shared a knowing glance followed by the former amusingly asking the Guild Master. "Is today one of those card game days you have with Master Makarov, Big B?"

Banaboster chuckled as he rubbed his hands together eagerly. "You know me so well, Natsu."

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Not counting the anime-exclusive character Mattan Ginger, Twilight Ogre doesn't seem to have any prominent female guildmembers, which is unfortunate, but I can imagine Twilight Ogre Natsu can either interact with the girls in Fairy Tail, or maybe even get some characters like Lucy and the Strauss sisters into his guild. Either way, I decided to keep this one-shot general somewhat for the sake of argument.

For the poll on my FFN profile, Fairy Tail was tied with One Piece and My Hero Academia, so once I get some more Fairy Tail stuff underway, I'll work on the other fandoms listed as well, so be on the lookout.